This Weeks Bitch Report, Wednesday 12/22/99 4:06 p.m
DO YA SMEEEELLLLLL what kennys cooking?  Ok first off if you can't smell kenny, then you need to see a doctor because that kid seems to think that its cool to wear the same clothes every single day.  Ok now that was cool back in like 1st grade when you didn't care... but comon, now you're in high school for god sakes you know, you would think that kid would get the point that no one really likes him when you go around to every f'ing table at lunch and asks the kids "What's your name?  IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!"  and many many other Rock quotes.  Don't get me wrong I love the WWF and all but what would kenny be like if the WWF never made the Rock?  Would he sit around and be a loser, oh crap wait he already does that.  Sorry about that.  Now inside reports tell me that kenny and nate DOGG have gotten into some fights.  The bad part of this is they yell at each other and I think it would be great if they just beat the ever living piss out of each other.  Hey we would be killing 2 birds with one stone.  When I came into school today I noticed kenny and nate yelling at each other then kenny said to nate that he wanted nated to be his bitch.  This leads me to believe that kenny is gay and I don't mean festivly happy either.  Kenny needs to get his ass some new fucking clothes, his OWN personality and the fuck away from everyone because I've seen kenny get into fights and the teacher yell at kenny and tell him to go away.  Ok this is how fucking retarded he is now I just think that kenny and nate should get into a fight wait for one to beat the piss out of the other one then we all need to jump in and beat the winner down.  There are no losers, only us as the winners.  Later, Til next week. A-dgener8
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