| Newest Quotes |
| "We can pretty much shut Denny's down for only $13.31" ~Jeremy |
| "S-Tapler..." ~Bill Lumberg |
| "Has somebody ever come up to you and said 'Sounds like a case of the Mundays'?" "No. No man. Shit no man! I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that man..." ~Peter Gibbins ~Lawrence |
| "One little murder...and I'm Jack The Ripper." ~Billy Crystal in Throw Mamma From The Train |
| "You're crazy! I almost killed you!" ~Jeremy (making fun of a meathead driver) |
| "I could understand if it was a tribal ritual thing..." ~My father |
| "I VAGUELY REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID 9 SUMMERS AGO!" ~Tom Brancaleone |
| "Aw let's see ahh... hell, Spinelly fucked her!" ~Mike Pereen ~Jeremy Gallagher |
| "(in a very pathetic, baby voice) I CAN'T DO IT!" ~SpongeBob SquarePants |