Some More New Things That Suck!
BAD TIPPERS:  I can't believe I almost forgot I was a Pizza Delivery guy for a minute...  I love it when people order Pizza from Valentino's and they live EONS away and they tip you like 20 cents or some shit.  Hello!  That doesn't even cover the fucking cost for gas, dragging my ass way out here in Cockport or Lanesville to give you your pizza for one you... <mutters some unprintables>  <leaves with a glare>
ADRIANNE:  Adrianne sucks...
NEVER GETTING WHAT I WANT:  Hah, I know I must sound like a spoiled little rich kid but I'm so frustrated.  I mean granted there's nothing I can do but still it doesn't mean it doesn't bother me.  No problem tho because... well... I don't know.  Bah... but you all understand... not getting something sucks right?!  SAY IT WITH ME!  IT SUCKS!  IT SUCKS!  <keeps chanting and fades away>
PEOPLE WHO, JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND:   Gaaaay.  I never thought I'd be complaining about the stereotypical "Parents just don't understand." but here I am.  In thinking about getting my tounge pierced my parents kept repeating..."I just don't understand Jeremy..."  "Its so stupid, pointless, senseless" everything you could think of.  I'm sorry guys but is it really effecting you?  Because last I checked it was me who was going to get a metal barbell through his tounge.  And I guess its cool to talk to your friends about how your son is doing the wrong thing and blah blah blah.  Its one thing to not understand, its another to give false impressions to people who liked me until a certain point... "HE HAS A TOUNGE RING?  OH AND HE WAS SUCH A NICE KID!"...   Fuck you.
MTV:  Yes again, I'm talking about MTV.  What really sucks this time about it, is that they'll have a show on called Return Of The Rock, where they play rock/metal songs.  Well every once in a while they show some freakin rap song, hiphop and or pop.  What the hell is the deal?  Did you forget what show you were showing?  Or are you trying to be funny and sneak in a few shitty videos?  Thats nothing compared to MTV2 however.  I sometimes watch a show on there called ControlFreak.  This show allows people to go online to vote for their favorite video of the next 3 coming up.  Well the other day the show started at 8.  The VJ even welcomed us to ControlFreak.  They played one song, and then a voice says "ControlFreak has now ended."  But wait... didn't it just start 6 fucking minutes ago?!  ITS AN HOUR LONG!  GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER!
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