Matt's Papers

So this has been the door knob for the front door since I moved in and everyday it seemed that it got harder and harder to get my key through the tumbler, maybe some key lube? No, I have a better idea. So last night when I got home from work I decided this should be my last straw, the key wasn't going in easily enough for me and it was cold (-7 or something like that,) so I put the key in as far as I could get it, without jiggling it and took a step back. Now in the split second it took me to come to a conclusion as to what the next course of action should be, I wondered, what would Jesus do? And then knowing full well the immenent result, I slammed my foot onto the butt of the key and broke it off! Dammit!! Me and my slightly off centre aim. Gill wasn't around but luckily I had a spare with me, what are the chances? Chances of what? Breaking the key off in the door like an idiot? Or having a spare?

Good news though, Gill had today off and got a new door knob and I just installed it in about 10 minutes. "If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."