FUM Award to VH-1!

Now some of you are going WTF?!?!?! What did VH-1 do to you? I'll tell you.

First, they cancelled Rock Show. If you have no clue what that is, it was a show that played rock videos. From bands like Pantera, Metallica, Anthrax, Testament just to name a few. And it had a cool host. The colored bearded host named Scott Ian. (the dude in Anthrax with the colored beard) And he was/is/forever will be a bad ass.

That's strike one.

Then, they go out and make a show just like it, execpt they play more 80's stuff. This proves them to be morons. Why cancel a show, and make another one just like it? That's supreme redundance right there folks.

That's strike two.

Then they out the biggest jack-ass in rock history on there (No, not Fog Boy from Beautiful Creatures, but someone that is up there.) Sebastian Bach! This guy is a bitch. Plain and simple. Not only is a pathological liar, he also threatens people who (a: Have a Skid Row shirt on (b: A Metal-Sludge shirt on and (c: think that he is wrong in some sense. That, and he bashed on the late Tim Kelly. Is this the kind of person who wnat hosting a show? Fuck no. I shut it off at the P.O.D. vid. And why is P.O.D. on there anyway? They're rap-rock shit like Limp Bizkit. I thought it was a ROCK show, which means no rap in it whatsoever.

Strike three motherfuckers.

So here's the first

FUCK U MOTHERFUCKER(s)

from me, The Hamburgler.