sometimes i like to watch the paperboy
drive by my house @ aproximately 4:15 a.m
and he has a rusty el camino

this one time i remember
him stop his car for
a half an hour out side my neibors house

-i thought he was dead-

so i got out of the house
to see if he was alright 

i was still in my pajamas but
it was all good because
they were the ones with smiling vegetables on them

so anyway
i stepped up to his window
but all i saw was a guy
drooling on his steering wheel
fast asleep

-so i woke him up-

& invited him inside for coffee
cus thats the kind of person i am