And now for some

Frequently Asked Questions


So, you've finally gotten curious about Zorbians. I don't blame you. We're a fascinating people. Luckily, you've come to the right place. Here, you can learn all you ever wanted to know about Zorbs and more, and if you're still unsatisfied, ask and ye shall receive an answer on this page.


Question: What does Zorb look like? Does it have any moons?
Answer:


Zorb is a lovely planet (see picture on home page) with one natural satellite, the moon Ian. Zorbians have been spacefaring for centuries. In order to preserve the delicate environmental balance on Zorb, long-range vessels launch from our primary space center on Ian, and we use smaller ships to get there from Zorb.
Q: What do Zorbians look like?
A:


That's a difficult question to answer in human words, but I'll try. We are short compared to humans, reaching on average one meter in height. Our skin is approximately the color of this page, with darker and lighter shades. Humans would say we look like we have large blankets draped over us. Our upper appendages resemble tubes, as does our facial prominence. Like humans, we have two eyes, but we also have two antennae.
Q: How do Zorbs communicate?
A:

Telepathy, naturally. ;-) Our mental powers give us the ability to function without separate digits. They're also the reason we can inhabit unknowing humans, like my host.
Q: What's with this inhabiting thing? Are you guys invading or something?
A:

 

That depends on your definition of "invasion." We would never dream of a hostile takeover or anything like that. This is simply our method of observing alien species so that we can understand them before any official first contact. The cohabitation is perfectly harmless and undetectable. You wouldn't ever know about it without this website, and the only reason I'm allowed to tell you all this is because we're certain you won't believe it.

 

 

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