When you r married to a computer-man
Message:
>> >> >>Husband (Returning late from work ) :
>> >> >>"Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
>> >> >>Wife : Have you brought the grocery ?
>> >> >>Husband: Bad command or filename.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>Wife : What about my new TV?
>> >> >>Husband: Variable not found ...
>> >> >>
>> >> >>Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I wantto do
>> >> >>some shopping.
>> >> >>Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied ...
>> >> >>
>> >> >>Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computersor are
>> >> >>you just being funny ?
>> >> >>Husband: Too many parameters ...
>> >> >>
>> >> >>Wife : It was a great mistake that I married anidiot like
>> >> >>you.
>> >> >>Husband: Data type mismatch.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>Wife : You are a useless nut.
>> >> >>Husband: By Default.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>Wife : What about your Salary ?
>> >> >>Husband: File in use ... Try after some time.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>Wife : Who was in the car this morning ?
>> >> >>Husband: System is unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL toReboot.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>Wife : Are you going to drink some wine?
>> >> >>Husband: File system is full.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>Wife : What is my value in the family ?
>> >> >>Husband: Unknown Virus
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