the following was written when D'arcy asked me to email her a few pictures, including two of Ewan McGregor and Jonathan Rhys Meyers taken after Velvet Goldmine. noticing how empty those emails looked with nothing but attachments, i decided to write what i thought Mr. McGregor was saying and/or thinking during the shoot. it's not much, but D'arcy and i thought it was funny! --Roxy Wilde
WARNING: CONTAINS SOME INAPROPRIATE LANGUAGE
'Come on, Jonny, i need my personal space...
'For Christ's sake, Jonny, we're not filming bloody Velvet Goldmine anymore...no i'm not gonna fuckin' kiss you just for "old times sake"! Oh God, Jonny, i feel sick...
'...okay, a little farther...all right...
'Thank God, i got some room to breathe. the puff's hanging all over me...i'm telling you, that movie did some crazy shit to his brain...'
pointless, i know =P