note: the ZD All Star award will be given out to whoever i see fit, as often as i feel like giving it out.
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All-Star #5
He never likes any of my songs. And its not just that he doesn't like them, its that he is very harsh in saying so. That's alright though, I guess he is just insecure. Insecurities aside, Ryan Foster is indubitably a worthy recepient of this All-Star award. We know all about him getting second in the ACC 10k as a redshirt freshman and we all know that he plays a mean guitar for the up-and-coming band Vitto Time. While these feats are impressive, its the little things that set Fos apart. He carved a fist out of alabaster. He has a dagger with a handle shaped like a dragon. He can shotgun a beer faster than David Sullivan. He went to a Princess Party last weekend. I could go on and on. So despite our differences I still respect the guy, and I will even go as far as to say that I like him most of the time. So the next time you see Ryan, give him a pat on the back, a hearty handshake or a hug and say, "Great job, man. You earned it!" Because he certainly has.
Pensiveness. Exuberance. Foster.
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