Don Christmaz -
The Born Star
Don Christmaz was brought up in a wealthy family in Venezuela where he had close contacts to the mafia and the gangs of smugglers. This has influenced Don’s life, and he is a hall of fame among the smugglers and the skirt-hunters in Venezuela!
However, Don used to smuggle shit-loads of cocaine for the mafia from Colombia to Venezuela until he got caught by the Venezuela Federal Police (pic) and was sentenced listening to “Cunt Hunt” 24hrs every day for five years. The other prisoners were gay, and Don found this worse than the electric chair. Therefore, Don managed to escape from prison, and he saved up enough money by selling himself as Alfredo (pic).
After having made a nice amount of money Don went to Hollywood where he got a role in the movie “Fair Bitch Project 2” (pic). The movie was a failure, and Don got in a terrible accident during the making of the movie when he tried to swallow a stinging jellyfish. Don was not able to talk and his life seemed to be a bitch until a friendly terrorist from Al Quaida, who was on business travel in the US, offered his larynx in exchange for a kiss. The terrorist said he wouldn’t have use for the larynx any longer, and this gave Don his clear and powerful voice which has turned him into a colossal singer today!
While on tour all alone through Europe with his breathtaking voice Don got discovered by Biff Cummings (former manager of 3zum) at Telegrafen Gaynight in Spydeberg, and 3zum was beginning to take shape. Ever since then Don has kept growing as a star in 3zum!