"Ironic"
( Alanis Morissette ) 

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would have thought... it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well, isn't this nice." And Isn't this ironic ... don't you think?

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's ok and everythings going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think evertyhing's gone wrong and everthing blows up in your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
A little too ironic.. and yeah I really do think...
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
And life has a funny funny way of.. 
Helping you out

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"That I Would Be Good" 
( Alanis Morissette )
That I would be good even if I did nothing 
That I would be good even if I got the thumbs down 
That I would be good if I got and stayed sick 
That I would be good even if I gained ten pounds

That I would be fine even if I went bankrupt 
That I would be good if I lost my hair and my youth 
That I would be great if I was no longer queen 
That I would be grand if I was not all knowing 
That I would be loved even when I numb myself 
That I would be good even when I am overwhelmed 
That I would be loved even when I was fuming 
That I would be good even if I was clingy 
That I would be good even if I lost sanity 
That I would be good whether with or without you

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" So Pure "
( Alanis Morissette )
You from New York 
You are so relevant 
You reduce me to cosmic tears 
Luminous, more so than most anyone 
Unapologetically alive 
Knot in my stomach and lump in my throat 
I love you when you dance, when you freestyle in trance 
So pure, such an expression 
I love you when you dance, when you freestyle in trance 
So pure, such an expression 

Supposed former infatuation junkie 
I sink three pointers and you wax poetically 
I love you when you dance, when you freestyle in trance 
So pure, such an expression 
I love you when you dance, when you freestyle in trance 
So pure, such an expression 

Let's grease the wheel over tea 
Let's discuss things in confidence 
Let's be outspoken let's be ridiculous 
Let's solve the world's problems (lems, lems...) 
I love you when you dance, when you freestyle in trance 
So pure, such an expression 
I love you when you dance, when you freestyle in trance 
So pure, such an expression

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"Hand In My Pocket"
( Alanis Morissette )
I'm broke but I'm happy, I'm poor but I'm kind
I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah
I'm high but I'm grounded, 
I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed
I'm lost but I'm hopeful, baby
What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be fine, fine, fine
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving a high five

I feel drunk but I'm sober, I'm young and I'm underpaid
I'm tired but I'm working, yeah
I care but I'm restless, I'm here but I'm really gone
I'm wrong and I'm sorry baby
And what it all comes down to
Is that everything is going to be quite alright
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is flicking a cigarette

What it all comes down to
Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving a peace sign

I'm free but I'm focused, 
I'm green but I'm wise
I'm hard but I'm friendly, baby
I'm sad but I'm laughing, 
I'm brave but I'm chicken ...
I'm sick but I'm pretty baby
And what it all boils down to
Is that no one's really got it figured out just yet
Well I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is playing the piano

And what it all comes down to, my friends, yeah
Is that everything is just fine fine fine
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab

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"You Learn"
( Alanis Morissette )
I recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone
I recommend walking around naked in your living room
Swallow it down (what a jagged little pill)
It feels so good (swimming in your stomach)
Wait until the dust settles

You live you learn
You love you learn
You cry you learn, You lose you learn
You bleed you learn
You scream you learn

I recommend biting off more than you can chew to anyone
I certainly do
I recommend sticking your foot in your mouth at any time
Feel free
Throw it down (the caution blocks you from the wind)
Hold it up (To the rays)
You wait and see when the smoke clears

Wear it out (the way a three-year-old would do)
Melt it down (you're gonna have to eventually anyway)
The fire trucks are coming up around the bend
You grieve you learn
You choke you learn
You laugh you learn, You choose you learn
You pray you learn
You ask you learn
You live you learn

(Lastogap Marzuqee Gultom)