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★ Joote Delo, Paise Lelo

Boy Chorus: Hey-Hey...Hey-Hey...Hey-Hey....
Dulhe Ki Saliyon,
O Hare Dupatte Waliyon
Dulhe Ki Saliyon,
O Hare Dupatte Waliyon
Joote De Do, Paise Le Lo
Sisters of law of the groom,
wearing green scarves
Sisters of law of the groom,
wearing green scarves
give the shoes,
take the money
Joote De Do, Paise Le Lo Hey-Hey...Hey-Hey...Hey-Hey
give the shoes, take the money
Dulhan Ke Devar,
Tum Dikhlao Na Yuh Tevar
Dulhan Ke Devar,
Tum Dikhlao Na Yuh Tevar
Paise De Do, Joote Le Lo Paise De Do, Joote Le Lo
Brothers in law of the bride,
Don't show your eagerness

Brothers in law of the bride,
Don't show your eagerness
Give the money, take the shoes Give the money, take the shoes
Joote Do...Paise Lo Joote Do...Paise Lo
give the shoes, take the money give the shoes, take the money
Boy Chorus:Hey-Hey Girl Chorus:Hey-Hey
Madhuri:Aji Note Gino Ji, Salman:Joote Lao
Madhuri:Zid Chodo Ji, Salman:Joote Lao
Madhuri:Fraud Hain Kya Hum? Salman:Tum Hi Jaano,
Madhuri:Akad Ho Tum Salman:Jo Bhi Maano
Boy Chorus:Jo Bhi Maano...Jo Bhi Maano
Madhuri :Start counting the notes, Salman:Bring the shoes
Madhuri :Don't be stubborn, Salman:Bring the shoes,
Madhuri:Do you think we are frauds? Salman:You know it.
Madhuri:You are stubborn! Salman:Whatever you want to believe.
Boy Chorus::Whatever you want to believe...
Whatever you want to believe.
Madhuri:Aji Baat Badhegi
Salman:Badh Jaane Do
Madhuri:Maang Chadhegi
Salman:Chadh Jaane Do
Madhuri:Ado Na Aise
Salman:Pehle Joote
Madhuri: Pehle Paise
Salman:Pehle Joote
Boy Chorus: Pehle Joote...Pehle Joote
Madhuri:The matter will get bigger
Salman:Let it get bigger
Madhuri:The demand will get bigger
Salman:Let it rise
Madhuri:Don't grab like that!
Salman:First the shoes
Madhuri:First the money
Salman:First the shoes
Boy Chorus: First the shoes...
First the shoes
Joote Liye Hain Nahin Churaya Koi Zevar
Dulhan Ke Devar, Tum Dikhlao Na Yuh Tevar
Taken your shoes, not stolen some jewels !
Brothers in law of the bride don't show us anger
Paise De Do Joote Le Lo Girl Chorus:
Paise De Do, Joote Le Lo
Give the money Take the shoes Give the money and Take the shoes
Joote Do...Paise Lo Joote Do...Paise Lo
give the shoes...
take the money
give the shoes...
take the money
Boy Chorus:
Hey-Hey Hey-Hey
Girl Chorus:Hey-Hey Hey-Hey Madhuri:Kuch Thanda Pee Lo
Salman:Mood Nahin Hai
Madhuri:Dahi Bade Lo
Salman:Mood Nahin Hai
Madhuri:Kulfi Kha Lo
Salman:Bahut Kha Chuke
Madhuri:Paan Kha Lo
Salman:Bahut Kha Chuke
Madhuri:Drink something cold
Salman:Not in the mood
Madhuri:Eat some yoghurt pie
Salman:
Not in the mood
Madhuri:Eat a kulfi
Salman:Not hungry
Madhuri:Paan kha lo
Salman:Not hungry
Boy Chorus:Bahut Kha Chuke...Bahut Kha Chuke Boys Chorus : Not hungry.....Not hungry
Salman:Aji Ras Malai
Madhuri:Aapke Liye
Salman:Itni Mithai
Madhuri:Aapke Liye
Salman:Pehle Joote
Madhuri:Khayenge Kya
Salman:Aapki Marzi
Madhuri:Na Ji Tauba
Salman:Some Rasmalay
Madhuri:For you
Salman:A little mithai
Madhuri:For you
Salman:First shoes
Madhuri:Will you eat them
Salman:If you wish !
Madhuri:No goodness no
Girl Chorus:Na Ji Tauba Girl Chorus : No goodness no
Kisi Betuke Shayar
Ki Besuri Kavvaliyon
Dulhe Ki Saliyon,
O Hare Dupatte Waliyon
Joote De Do, Paise Le Lo
Some second rate poets
out of tune qwallis
Sisters of law of the groom,
wearing green scarves
give the shoes,
take the money
Joote De Do, Paise Le Lo Boy Chorus:Hey-Hey...Hey-Hey...Hey-Hey
Hey-Hey...Hey-Hey...Hey-Hey
Salman & Boy Chorus:
Joote De Do, Paise Le Lo
Joote De Do, Paise Le Lo
Joote De Do, Paise Le Lo
Joote De Do, Paise Le Lo
give the shoes,
take the money
give the shoes, take the money
give the shoes, take the money
give the shoes, take the money
give the shoes, take the money