You know you like Duo too much when...

Your Latin teacher sits down with you to try to understand why you insist on not translating "Two" and making it the subject. (Duo is Latin for Two)

You wear your hair in a braid every day, never mind that it's way too short.

Your parents are confused because you're wearing all black like you've fallen in with a bad crowd, but you won't leave home without your cross.

You refuse to cut your hair until you can make a meter long braid with it.

You have every Duo site bookmarked, know the addresses by heart, and throw a fit if your friends find a new one before you. (And like DHS the best)

You'll read any romantic fanfiction with Duo in it, no matter who he's paired up with. (Duo and Utena from Revolutionary Girl Utena? I just don't see it... hey! Don't put him in the Rose Bride dress, noooo!)

You'll read any fanfiction at all with Duo in it.

You have dreams about being/dating Duo.

And get mad because your friends have better dreams.

You search everywhere for The Hat.

Once you find The Hat you begin your search for The Pants, The Boots, The Shirt…. Etc.

And you are determined to have the outfit complete in time for school pictures.

During the Halloween season you find the prefect toy scythe and carry it around with you everywhere

(Jammer)
You decide the scythe is better left for Duo after knocking down a couple of Halloween displays with it.

(dubblcup)
You get mad if Duo isn't on every five minutes when you watch Gundam.

(Duosgirl06300553)
You are actually thinking about buying a scythe and a black robe to go with it.

(Amanda Lane)
You insist that your friends call you Shinigami

You insist that your friends call you the God Of Death

You don't have a nice black car/bike/skateboard/etc... NOOO you have a Deathscythe!

You get all hot and sweaty when you see Duo

You cry when he's off-screen

You have EVERY picture of Duo you can find anywhere!

Your Christmas tree has an "Angel" Duo topper, and scythe lights.

You want to be Hilde or Heero just to be close to Duo

You live in a church

You have your name legally changed to Duo Maxwell, no matter what gender

You don't have a closet, you have a temple

Whenever you see Hilde, you lash out irrationally

You wear a shirt that protests scissors and barber shops

You were raised by nuns, but cuss and kill anyway

The screen is always clean because you kiss Duo everywhere when he shows up, and I mean EVERYWHERE!

Your blankets are all Chibi Duo and Chibi Deathscythe pics

You sew pictures of Duo everywhere

You have tattoos of Duo everywhere, and I mean EVERYWHERE!

Instead of a normal wish list, you ask Santa for Duo, but he always gives you a big foam 2 (There's the "2" word! *giggle*)

You quote Duo whenever you feel the urge, no matter what the situation or how inappropriate it is (e.g.. the meanest teacher in your school is yelling at you and you say "guess what lady, the God Of Death is back from Hell" or "if you're joking, that's cruel, but if you're being sarcastic, that's even worse")

(Deborah Rosen)
If you can't find a new fanfic starring him you'll write them to fill up the void!

(Shi No Senshi)
Your locker is shrine to him.

Your entire hard drive is just pics of him.

(GRMABUMP)
You start saying Duo quotes in your sleep.

(Carrie)
You know you like Duo too much when... you see a canister of Maxwell House Coffee and wonder when Duo got into the java business.

(jatkin921)
When you've got Duo pics and all fanfics you can find all over your room.

When you force your friends to join The Duo is cute so don't piss me off club.

When you write an insanely long fanfic about you and him.

(baby_moocow)
You know you like Duo too much when you cover your walls with pictures of him

(JaydetheVibeBabe)
You save every picture you have of Duo on the internet

You print out the pictures you have and run out of ink and paper

(Duo's Ookami)
You call your car "buddy"

You get upset when people try to cut your hair

(Jen)
-I actually did name my car the Deathscythe...and had a picture of it painted on the back...
-I am currently designing a *real* tattoo of the Deathscythe to put on my back...not sure if I'm gonna go through with that...
-I currently own all of Duo's mech...(the models anyhow)
-I have all the GW episodes on tape...
-I am currently making an *attempt* at a website...and you have to understand that I am computer illiterate...
-I *DO* have every Duo pic I have ever seen saved on my computer...
-I think I love my gundams more than I love my fiance...^_^
-I put people to sleep with my ceaseless ramblings...
-all my co-workers (people in their 30's to 50's) *all* Know who Duo Maxwell is...
-if someone touches my gundam (even in chat) they die...>=D...(no one even comes close to my models anymore...^_^)
-My greatest goal (which will happen someday) is to build a lifesize gundam and drive it to work...
-My fiance is going to build me a motercycle...guess what It's name is going to be??....^_^

(Lady Kiri)
You insist to your friends that he came and visited you while you were sick.

You then told stories about what happened while he was visiting you.

(More to come soon)
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