Tales of the Game ...   

wMe Tag Team Champion(x1); Ranked #4 on SLAM; WM2K1 Title #1 Contender(1x); Bischoff Thumbs Up(x3)(SLAM); Couple of the Year Award W/Stephanie McMahon(2002)   

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 Ever get that feeling inside of your stomach that possibly, there's something more out there than meets the eye? Ever start to think that maybe .. Just maybe, somebody's watching you 24/7 .. When you sleep, eat, drink, talk, walk .. But the real question is; is this supernatural force good .. Or is it evil? And maybe .. It's closer than you think. Late April; Triple H is in battle with Rey Mysterio Jr. Post match, something comminces that not even the Cerebral Assassin could predict. Sid Vicious, his so called "friend" brutally assaulted The Game. All it took .. One chokeslam .. One viciously insane chokeslam .. And it was enough to put Helmsley down for the count .. Maybe for good? Three months have passed, we're only a matter of days from the 1st of August. And to say alot's changed .. that'd be an understatement. Contracts broken and signed with the swift movement of a felt tip pin. Hunter Hearst Helmsley has returned to Wrestlemania Entertainment, but he ain't on Slam .. Far from it. It's Smackdown he's signed with .. However it seems that he hasn't come un-invited. An old friend's decided to give him a personal invitation to wMe's TRUE #1 Show, Smackdown. Scott Hall himself .. The man simply OOZING with Machizmo. Thanks to him .. Thanks to Scott Hall and the corrupt order of business the SLAM brand takes, Triple H is signed, sealed and delivered. Slam one less superstar .. Smackdown one more. Just one night ago at Vengeance .. the Game made his presence felt by delivering a pedigree to not only Eric Bischoff, but also to the opponent of the "Lone Wolf"; Scott Hall .. the man that at a time was 173-0, little Billy Goldberg. It seemed that 'Berg had the match in the palm of his hand .. But simply put Triple H wouldn't allow it. One swift slam to the canvas was all it took .. All it took for a win secured to Scott Hall, and the birth of a new era in Wrestlemania Entertainment. So now, this Thursday .. Smackdown, Goldberg seeks revenge against The Game. Will he get his redemption .. Or will it just be yet another embarassment, and another pedgiree? Find out .. The day of judgment fast approaches.

Shot cuts to the backstage area. Inside of a locker room to be exact. Triple H's locker room .. There he sits. Kicked back in a light blue folded up steel chair, feet propped up on a crate. Hunter sits there in a "I Am Your Pain" T-Shirt, as well as black tights taping up his wrists and staring at the wall. Suddenly a "WOOSH!" sound is heard in the background. Triple H leans forward and takes his feet off of the crate. Again, "WOOSH!". At this point Hunter jumps to his feet and begins eyeballing the locker room for what it may be. Trips turns around, looking towards his locker to see if it could be anything in there. When he looks back, he comes face to face with none other than .. The Hurricane.

|[The Game -- Triple H]| JESUS CHRI-!! Just what the hell do you think you're doin' in my locker room?

|[Hurri-Powered -- The Hurricane]| Greetings, Citizen Hunter, I am Here, watching you.

|[The Game -- Triple H]| Well no kiddin' .. What I mean .. Is WHY? No, know what? Hear me out kid, why don't you take you, your little retard Halloween costume, and WOOSH on outta here, how's that sound? Just .. Just .. WOOSH!

Trips bends over slightly and throws his arms out in the air, as if he were about to fly away. The Hurricane laughs.

|[Hurri-Powered -- The Hurricane]| Triple H, I can see it now, your jealous, That, The Hurricane has super powers, and you, will be Goldbergs Bi-At-Ch come Smackdown!

|[The Game -- Triple H]| Ohh I'll be Berg's bitch huh? No, no that's where you're wrong, Gregory. The fact of the matter is that as good as Goldberg may think that he is .. the more that he believes that, that bullcrap 173-0 streak of his against a pack of nimrods down south wasn't a fluke, the more he does .. the MORE IN DENIAL THAT HE IS! Fact of the matter is, Goldberg .. Hah, he's out of my league. WAY out of my league. I'm talkin' the league that house the guys like that one guy when he was still wrestlin' .. Shane Helms I think he was called? Man, that guy blew.

|[Hurri-Powered -- The Hurricane]| Well, Triple H, Shane Helms happens to be a very good friend of mine. Sure, he wasn't the greatest wrestler. But he does a pretty good column if you read it. On the other hand, The Hurricane defends truth and love. And You, have none of that. You are afraid of The Hurricane, and afraid, of Bill Goldberg.

|[The Game -- Triple H]| Then why the hell don't you enlighten me on what I'm so afraid of? What the hell do I have to fear? For Christ's sake he looks identical to a penis: Bald, short little whiskers, spits constantly. What's there to sweat, huh? What?

|[Hurri-Powered -- The Hurricane]| Well, you afraid that his winning streak, will start with you, on Smackdown!

|[The Game -- Triple H]| Yeah, or maybe his LOSING streak'll progress? He just got his ass kicked by a middle aged drunk less than a week ago .. What could he possibly do to take me? Not a goddamn thing.

|[Hurri-Powered -- The Hurricane]| Triple H, You may have been on slam awhile. But this is Smackdown, and you knew you couldnt come here alone, thats why you teamed up with the other Baddies, HBK and the Outsiders.

|[The Game -- Triple H]| Understand this, that was Heyman's call. I didn't have a god damn thing to do with it do you get me you smartass piece of trash?

|[Hurri-Powered -- The Hurricane]| Am I right, or am i right? That you kicked Machoman in the gut, and pedigreed him? It was your doing, you agreed to it. And to add insult to hurri-injury, you then celebrate? Waz Up Wit Dat?

Triple H looks up in to the air at the ceiling, and looks back down at Hurricane. He slowly shakes his head at the superhero, before opening his big mouth .. once again.

|[The Game -- Triple H]| I'll TELL you what's up with that. Incase you haven't already realized, I beat Macho Man's ass for one reason and one reason only .. I do what I wanna do, WHEN I WANNA DO IT! And there ain't a damn thing behind Macho Man gettin' taken out, besides that.

|[Hurri-Powered -- The Hurricane]| Hmmm, My Hurri-senses are detecting anger. Triple H, I do not like the nWo, its well recorded. But, I don't agree with your saying of "When you want" You, are not the wMe Intercontinental Champion, are you? Nuh Uh. The Hurricane is!

|[The Game -- Triple H]| Yeah, yeah that's right you are. And you know what? That's all your ass'll ever BE! What, you think you'll ever hit it big? Yeah, I bet you think that strap is just a stepping stone am I right? Just a step on a flight of stairs to the world title? Nah, nah .. Not for you 'Cane, not for you. For you, that belt's no step, IT'S THE TOP OF THE DAMN FLIGHT!

|[Hurri-Powered -- The Hurricane]| Triple H, you may think that you're "The Game", but, I'm The Hurricane, a real Superhero. I mean, Sheesh, What kind of powers does The Game have? does your nose help you smell better, by the size of it? No, No. You're not The Game, your Pinocchio! Yeah. Everytime you lie, your nose grows bigger. You've been saying "I'm that damn good" too much, I mean DAYUM, it's about the size of my arm now!

|[The Game -- Triple H]| You're right actually. my nose is a little large. Large enough to smell those raunchy-ass armpits of yours from 3 feet away. I for one'd like to know how the hell your pits got so disgusting, when your balls haven't even dropped yet kid. Care to enlighten me?

|[Hurri-Powered -- The Hurricane]| Excuse me, That is Odour De Rose thank you very much. And, The Hurricane does not wish to discus The Hurri-Python! That's why you left Stephanie McMahon, because you wanted to come over to Smackdown, just to get a peek at the Hurri-Python! I'm A Sexy-Superhero, but sorry Trips, I don't want to "Play" the game like HBK and the Outsiders do.

|[The Game -- Triple H]| How could ya? You're too damn busy rubbin' Berg's bald spot for luck.

|[Hurri-Powered -- The Hurricane]| Your avoiding the subject Hunter, i Didnt think you got embaressed that easily. Hit A sore spot huh?

|[The Game -- Triple H]|Embarassed? I'm about as uncomfortrable as your matches are watchable: Not at all.

|[Hurri-Powered -- The Hurricane]| Triple H, Are any of your matches rememberable in wMe? No! But who's is? Mine. I'm A Hurri-Legend. The Greatest Cruserweight on earth, It's a Damn Hurri-Fact!

|[The Game -- Triple H]| What, you couldn't possibly be referring to you and that little mallrat Syxx? Yeah they'll be remembered alright .. They'll go down in the wMe history books under the directory: Cure For Insomnia.

|[Hurri-Powered -- The Hurricane]| People with Insomnia cant get to sleep, because they want to watch The Hurricanes good matches.They also want to read Shane Helm's column. You must be referring to your little groups antics, in which the whole nation turned off the televisions the minute you walked onto here. You couldnt cut it on Slam, so you came to Smackdown.

|[The Game -- Triple H]| If you're sayin' Smackdown's a pile of crap compared to Slam, then my friend, I couldn't agree with ya more. However, not bein' able to cut it? Don't even get me started little man.

|[Hurri-Powered -- The Hurricane]| Little Man?

The Hurricane comes nose to nose with HHH, but just looking up abit to see eyes

|[Hurri-Powered -- The Hurricane]| Triple H, Once you go Toe To Toe with a Superhero. You never come out ontop, just like when you were married to Steph McMahon, always her on top eh?

|[The Game -- Triple H]| Always on top? Are you out of your damn mind? Not only was she on top, she'd call the position. It could be anything from the box alllll the way to the kurplunk, and that's when things take a turn for the worst .. I mean, .. NO!

|[Hurri-Powered -- The Hurricane]| Ewww, The Hurricane doesnt want to know your horrid dirty secrets. But, We all know, That she was the dominant female, and you where her play toy!