The scene opens in the studio for Conen O' Brien live on NBC. The Conen theme hits as Conan comes to sit at his desk and the crowd applauds for him. Conen waves to his fans and takes a sip of coffee out of his mug. He shuffles some papers and begins to talk.

Conen O' Brien: Welcome to this pathetic hell hole we call a show! (crowd cheers) I guess we should just get this on over with and bring out the first guest. He along with his fellow drug-addicts are in the new box office hit Jackass: The Movie. Ladies and gentlemen welcome Steve-O!

The Jackass theme is played by the band and Steve-O appears at curtain and waves to his fans. He has a fishbowl with him and 3 goldfish in it, as the audience sees it and they become confused. Steve-O smiles and sits down putting the Goldfish on the desk of Conen.

Conen O' Brien: Welcome to the show you doped up druggy-..err... Welcome to the show Steve-O! Well I was going to do the usual routine and ask you some questions. But I can see that you have other plans? What's the goldfish for?

Steve-O: Well if you remember man few months ago on Jackass the TV Show I swallowed a goldfish whole and spit him back out. That was one bad little dude man. But now I get to do that trick one more time! Watch this man!

Steve-O nods his head and takes the fishbowl as he swallows the fish whole. He begins to stick his fingers down his throat trying to pop out the goldfish when the Conen O' Brien band begins to play "OUR TIME" and Triple H appears at the curtain with a brown suit on. He has the ZWF Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder and slaps Steve-O on the back saying "Hi" to him. When he does Steve-O gags and the fish goes soaring out hitting a crew member in the eye as the audience laughs hysterically. Trips smiles and sits down. Steve-O goes chasing after the fish with a glass of water. Conen shuffles some more papers and begins to talk.

Conen O' Brien:.... *laughs* Well now that the side show is over with *audience laughs* we've got the ZWF's Heavyweight Champion here, Triple H. You know we have had alot of other wrestlers on talk shows before from different companies. WME, that weird company PCW and countless others. But The ZWF is one I have had the most fun with, you guys are pretty cool I have to say. Now, last Thursday on the ZWF's Thursday Night Show that is on TBS: The Superstation, Thursday Mayhem, you and your tag team partner, current Hardcore Champion; Sting, won the ZWF Tag Team Title #1 Contender slot. But after the match, your boss, Zack Harris announced that the other half of the tag title vacated by The Shooter's fellow tag team champion when his partner quit would be given to one of the people he just beat; Kurt Angle! So now you and Sting face Angle and The Shooter on Monday Night Lightning tomorrow to determine the ZWF World Tag Team Champions. Is that right, or did I forget about something, maybe the monkey named Fernando Rodregius?

Triple H: Conen that's exactly right even though I do find those monkeys to be entertaining. On Monday me and Stinger take on those two guys for the tag titles. It's gonna be a hell of a night too. I have to comment on that too. Kurt Angle... He's a great athlete. I have to say that Kurt F'n Angle is one of the best in this business today. He is a guy that I honestly think could reach up, bite me in the ass and take my title away from me. But there's only one problem. Kurt you wonder why you lost last week to me and Sting? Your partner. Know why you're going to lose tomorrow on Lightning? Your partner. You have some piss poor ACW reject called The Shitter... err.. The Shooter as a tag team partner against if you forgot the former ZWF World Tag Team Champions, Sting and Triple H. Kurt honestly I feel sorry for you man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you are stupid enough to team with this guy. Hell Kurt you were better off when you had Jericho! So Kurt... All the sorrow in the world, it can't protect you from what's coming your way tomorrow night on Lightning. Kurt... You're going to be sacraficed. Sacraficed because you're going to stick your head out for gold in a tag team... When you have no partner.

Conen O' Brien: Ok chief this ain't a ZWF Promo man haha *crowd laughs* but seriously, those are some big words man. I admit I've watched you guys' programming since about April... And in those months, I've seen you win world titles, I've seen Sting win world titles, and I've seen Jerry Lynn, who you're facing at your next ZWF Pay Per View I believe win world titles. So my question to you is when do you think I will be seeing Kurt Angle win world titles, and do you think after Halloween Havoc Jerry Lynn will be the new World Heavyweight Champion?

Triple H: To answer the first question, if anyone, ANYONE can get this world title off of me... It's probably Angle. The guy's a machine when he gets in the ring. You would have to wrestle him yourself to see what I mean but then again he would kill you! *both laugh* And as for Jerry Lynn... That scumbag ruined everything I had. He took my girl. That bastard took Stephanie McMahon from me right when we got back together! Excuse the language Conen... Tricky subject there heh... By the way this is the only talk show I ever watch man.

Conen O' Brien: Oh really... So you're the one? Haha, just kidding... I hope *gulps* haha anyway Jerry Lynn he's a tough little cookie that's for sure. I hope you kick the snot out of him haha! Oh look at this we're out of time... We have to go to that crappy show that Scott Hall was on last month. That's right, the Big Mac king himself, Jay Leno! Thanks for your time Triple H and you might want to help Steve-O find his goldfish haha! Good luck tomorrow.

Triple H:: Thanks man... And I'll go do that right now heh. Oh and I won't need luck...

Triple H gets up from his chair and walks to the backstage with his world title but turns back and stares in to the camera as he says "BECAUSE I AM THE GAME AND I AM...THAT...DAMN...GOOD!" Triple H then walks to the back as the scene closes.