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Who are you, really? : The 50th signer
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Whom do you love? : They know...
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Why do you mock me? : Because, until recently, you only had 49 signings.
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Whats wrong with me? : Nothing.
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What are your plans for the Future? : Put some pics and at least one form on my site.
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What can I do to help you? : Tell Nick Andy called him gay, and Jess said he smells.
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Ask me a question about Neilology (for FAQ) : Is a Neilism Neilistic? Can Neilism become a religion, life path or cult?
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How do you differentiate complex numbers? : Using Pure Maths at level 4 or 5.
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Who are you, really? : Really? Not a man amondg us can remember.
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Whom do you love? : Col. Sanderson
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Why do you mock me? : To throw up a shield against the world lest they see me as I really am. A woodvole.
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Whats wrong with me? : Its all in the beard.
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What are your plans for the Future? : Marry rich. Kill Husband.
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What can I do to help you? : Make lots of money.
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Ask me a question about Neilology (for FAQ) : These arent relly frequently asked questions are they Neil? Theyve only really been asked by one person. Why do you try to lie to us?
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How do you differentiate complex numbers? : I could tell you but then Id have to kill you.
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Who are you, really? : Lerys - the - unready
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Whom do you love? : God, Laura and my parents and my sis... and my friends, in a way
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Why do you mock me? : ME?!?!? MOCK U!?!?!?!? NEVER (undertone of heavy sarcasm that EVEN Neil couldnt miss!) oh wait....
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Whats wrong with me? : Your noes, who noes? why noes? who noes? noesbody noes?
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What are your plans for the Future? : Well u no, stuff, archaeology generally, the kinda life stuff... well see..
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What can I do to help you? : Well lets think, u could all visit www.lerys_campbell and sign my guestbook.
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Ask me a question about Neilology (for FAQ) : When did the expression Neilism come into being? Why did it come into being? AND most importantly, why dont u visit the site www.oocities.org/sazcrom as ITS BACK!
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How do you differentiate complex numbers? : Well you can use the chain, product or quotient rules, solving the differential coefficient and then using the du/dx value to determine the actual differential, now intergrating, thats a different story...
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Who are you, really? : Tom, really.
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Whom do you love? : We all know what happened last time I put that on the internet.
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Why do you mock me? : Because its fun.
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Whats wrong with me? : Nothing.
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What are your plans for the Future? : Roads?! Where were going, we dont need... roads!
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What can I do to help you? : Build a time machine out a DeLorean.
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Ask me a question about Neilology (for FAQ) : Is it possible for Neilologists to travel back in time to discover the occurance of Neilisims before your time. Also, is Neily a Neilism?
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How do you differentiate complex numbers? : By placing them up your jackzsie!
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Who are you, really? : Im just an ikkle wabbit in de sunshine. Im just a widdle bunny in da wain.
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Whom do you love? : I love Tim Robbins
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Why do you mock me? : because you get that funny look on your face....
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Whats wrong with me? : You never have enough chocolate on you to hand out to your friends.
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What are your plans for the Future? : My most immediate plan is to aquire some food. After that well have to wait and see.
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What can I do to help you? : FEED ME!
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Ask me a question about Neilology (for FAQ) : How do you spell whimsies? Or Tutankhamun?
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How do you differentiate complex numbers? : I dont. I have someone who does that for me
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HALT Who goes there? : L/Cpl Mathias
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Do you intend to answer all the questions? : If they are relevant
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Whats your favourite card game? [& why] : Hearts, why the 3 of clubs!
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When were you born? [at hh:mm on dd/mm/yyyy] : 03:00 on 27/04/1985
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Generally speaking, where did I go wrong? : When you turned into Zsa-Zsa.
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Generally speaking, where did I go right? : When you turned back into a Zsie-Zsie.
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Ask a question for the Neilisms FAQ : Where does Zsa-Zsa fit in with all this, and, indeed, where does Zsie-Zsie, and what of Zsa-Zsie? Can you help?
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Tell me something interesting. : Zsa-Zsa is a Zsie-Zsie... but you didnt think about that Neily.
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HALT Who goes there? : lerys also known as that guy
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Do you intend to answer all the questions? : possibly, o im also known as spike...
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Whats your favourite card game? [& why] : dont 4 get to add that one to my tallly neil, aswell as this one, and what do you mean this sites a waste of space, as ur most frequent customer i must object...
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When were you born? [at hh:mm on dd/mm/yyyy] : most strongly to ur underlying statement...
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Generally speaking, where did I go wrong? : suggesting i have no taste, as a matter of fact i have a great deal of taste thankyou, u can see for yourself at www.oocities.org/leryscampbell
IN answer to the question, 1 word pessimism
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Generally speaking, where did I go right? : this website, the hhgttg thing and other stuff, SIGN MY GUESTBOOK! ALL OF U!
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Ask a question for the Neilisms FAQ : Why is Neil at the moment like the cookie monster?
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Tell me something interesting. : answers on a postcard, or on the neilisms page, i would promise a prize but then id have to buy one and... well u know , im not really that generous....
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HALT Who goes there? : Sarah
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Do you intend to answer all the questions? : Yes
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Whats your favourite card game? [& why] : Solitaire cos you play with just yourself. This means you dont have to inflict card games on others during a time when youre meant to be improving conversation skills with others. (Soz for the rant).
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When were you born? [at hh:mm on dd/mm/yyyy] : 25/5/85...early to be annoying.
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Generally speaking, where did I go wrong? : You didnt go wrong cept for the pessimism. What gives you the right to have a breakdown neil? Youre no less hormonal than the rest of us...were all holding ourselves together. Grow up.
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Generally speaking, where did I go right? : Everywhere. Youre a bloody genius...or a least a smart kid. You can play chess and card games. You have loads of friends and youre a sweet guy. So dont get depressed...it dont suit you.
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Ask a question for the Neilisms FAQ : Can you control these neilisms and perhaps make them less annoying? They have the habit of really p-ing me off. Tho I have to admit the neilisms page is funny.
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Tell me something interesting. : This red font suits your guestbook.
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HALT Who goes there? : spike the dog
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Do you intend to answer all the questions? : well it really depends on how good they are, as its ur website....
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Whats your favourite card game? [& why] : chess
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When were you born? [at hh:mm on dd/mm/yyyy] : a long long time ago, i can still remember when that music used to make me cry....
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Generally speaking, where did I go wrong? : well i think it was life.... dont talk to me about life....
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Generally speaking, where did I go right? : HALLO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Ask a question for the Neilisms FAQ : Whether the weather is hot, or whether the wheather is cold, what ever the weather, will we whether the weather, whether we like it or not?
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Tell me something interesting. : sausages!
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HALT Who goes there? : April
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Do you intend to answer all the questions? : yes
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Whats your favourite card game? [& why] : i really dont have one i think Magic is an okay game because i just do.
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When were you born? [at hh:mm on dd/mm/yyyy] : 11/16/86
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Generally speaking, where did I go wrong? : you didnt but once you told me you didnt love me you broke my heart...
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Generally speaking, where did I go right? : you always had a wonderful sense of humour.
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Ask a question for the Neilisms FAQ : r u okay?
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Can you give a [new] Neilistic example? (Neilism) : huh? confused sorry
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HALT Who goes there? : Its just little me
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Do you intend to answer all the questions? : I shall tell the truth, the whole truth, and anything else I feel like
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Whats your favourite card game? [& why] : spoons, because its the only contact card game Ive ever found. I get to win AND be violent (not always in that order)
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When were you born? [at hh:mm on dd/mm/yyyy] : 1pm on the 4th of March 1985.
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Generally speaking, where did I go wrong? : I think it was leaving the uterus that did it
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Generally speaking, where did I go right? : well, the beard is cool. Ginger
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Ask a question for the Neilisms FAQ : Why are you the way you are? Are you the way you are or do you just think you are the way we think you are?
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Can you give a [new] Neilistic example? (Neilism) : Tango cans are more visually pleasing than normal cans. All the black and the pretty colours. Like fireworks. In your mouth. Mouth fireworks......
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HALT Who goes there? : The red and white on the black and white horse!
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Do you intend to answer all the questions? : Not THE red and white knight on THE black and white horse?
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Whats your favourite card game? [& why] : Canasta, cos its really cool and quite complicated.
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When were you born? [at hh:mm on dd/mm/yyyy] : On a day, the day when i was born
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Generally speaking, where did I go wrong? : You bypassed alpha centauri and have come off just slightly to the left of junction 543 of the intergalactic bypass, you just turn your infinite improbability drive into reverse and plough into a black hole
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Generally speaking, where did I go right? : You put in a link to www.oocities.org/leryscampbell, go visit it.
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Ask a question for the Neilisms FAQ : HITCH HIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY, what when why, fav quote, fav character, favourite head of zaphod beeblebrox and favourite white mouse.
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Can you give a [new] Neilistic example? (Neilism) : hmm....
Well techniquilly this is a Lerysm, but id like to donate it to a worthy cause.
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HALT Who goes there? : Its the author of the red and white knight on the black and white horse!
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Do you intend to answer all the questions? : Probably, but i wanna ask a question
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Whats your favourite card game? [& why] : CRIB, but no 1 nose how to play it and its a two, three or four player game, or possibly 5, and if u use 2 deckes, 6, 7, 8, or 9 players!
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When were you born? [at hh:mm on dd/mm/yyyy] : you dont wanna no!
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Generally speaking, where did I go wrong? : Life, it was the big mistake really! Life, dont talk to me about life! Brain the size of a planet and you ask me to make you a cup of tea! See hitchhikers guide to the galaxy!
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Generally speaking, where did I go right? : When you were supposed to go left!
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Ask a question for the Neilisms FAQ : Wow that is such a cool page now! Im gonna put a direct link to that page on my site. Now for the question, are there any precautions we can take against Neilism, and is a Neilist warning system availiable at high street prices?
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Can you give a [new] Neilistic example? (Neilism) : Asking questions which arnt really questions in physics revision, which are then answered by three different people, by different equations and none of them r the 1 u were thinking of!
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HALT Who goes there? : Chris Dixon, woo hoo 4 me, is it really sad i cheer 4 myself if so, i dont care
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Do you intend to answer all the questions? : spose so...
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Whats your favourite card game? [& why] : the game where u get sum1s bank card and steal their money
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When were you born? [at hh:mm on dd/mm/yyyy] : i dont no the time
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Generally speaking, where did I go wrong? : speaking to me at woodside
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Generally speaking, where did I go right? : speaking to me at tenisions
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Ask a question for the Neilisms FAQ : is blood thicker than water
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Can you give a [new] Neilistic example? (Neilism) : u wot?
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HALT Who goes there? : Stephen
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Do you intend to answer all the questions? : Yes
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Whats your favourite card game? [& why] : Cheat, as i am good at it
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When were you born? [at hh:mm on dd/mm/yyyy] : ??:?? 03/10/1984
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Generally speaking, where did I go wrong? : Erm, not enough in the qbasic section.
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Generally speaking, where did I go right? : mentioning programming
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Ask a question for the Neilisms FAQ : Do you believe Neilisms could spread into other isms, such as Stephenisms
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Can you give a Neilistic example? (ie a Neilism) : Hallo
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What colour are my eyes? (Dont worry) : red, and yellow and pink and blue and scarlet and peach and ruby and orange, did i say that already?
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That was to check whos paying attention. Who R U? : ME
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How do you know that anything really exists? : i dont
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What was the day, time and date of your birth? : then
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What would you like the next question to be? : hallo moto
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Song/Word/Phrase/Quote/Haiku of the day : all for one and one in the eye for the cheese industry
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Ask a question for the Neilisms FAQ : why?
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Room for one more... : join
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What colour are my eyes? (Dont worry) : green ish brown .. blue
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That was to check whos paying attention. Who R U? : Stephen
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How do you know that anything really exists? : i dont, but chekc out www.wavm.co.uk
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What was the day, time and date of your birth? : 3/10/84
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What would you like the next question to be? : have u seen www.wavm.co.uk
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Song/Word/Phrase/Quote/Haiku of the day : visit www.wavm.co.uk
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Ask a question for the Neilisms FAQ : would u join wavm?
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Room for one more... : www.wavm.co.uk sign up today
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What colour are my eyes? (Dont worry) : Ok this copies my website!
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That was to check whos paying attention. Who R U? : Im a plaguerised lerys.
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How do you know that anything really exists? : Because if reality is a perception, and doesnt really exist, then perceptions are a perception and doesnt really exist!
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What was the day, time and date of your birth? : on my birthday 17 and a half years ago.
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What would you like the next question to be? : What do you get when you cross the road, squished by a snowman!
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Song/Word/Phrase/Quote/Haiku of the day :
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Ask a question for the Neilisms FAQ : Can an equation for Neilisms predict them, or are they completely random in timing as well as in nature?
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Room for one more... : Hmm... I dont know what u were thinking Neil but what ever it is leave me out of it!
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What colour are my eyes? (Dont worry) : brown
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That was to check whos paying attention. Who R U? : me, Andrews mum
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How do you know that anything really exists? : because it costs me lots of money.
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What was the day, time and date of your birth? : 08:00 13/04/58
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What would you like the next question to be? : how much money shall I give you?
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Song/Word/Phrase/Quote/Haiku of the day : The heat that hardens the egg softens the butter.
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Ask a question for the Neilisms FAQ : What are the winning numbers for tommorow nights lottery?
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Room for one more... : What are the winning numbers for tommorows lottery extra?
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What colour are my eyes? (Dont worry) : You have eyes???
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That was to check whos paying attention. Who R U? : Ian or Tom or anything else you want to throw at me
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How do you know that anything really exists? : cause I have tasted it
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What was the day, time and date of your birth? : wednesday 5 am 5/9/84
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What would you like the next question to be? : Song/Word/Phrase/Quote/Haiku of the day
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Song/Word/Phrase/Quote/Haiku of the day : Omg thats what it was...scary....
Tv says donuts are high in fat, kazoo
Found a hobo in my room
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Ask a question for the Neilisms FAQ : Why?
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Room for one more... : I am Ian also known as sezrin, and the first preview of my relaunch is now available at.... *drumroll please* ..........
http://www.oocities.org/dearvanilla so go there my little ones...go........
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How are you? : Well, when a man and a woman really love each other ........
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Who are you? : myself
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Where are you? : inside my body
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When are you? : my present and your past
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What are you? : a living allegory
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Why are you? (Philosophise...) : who among us can tell
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Add a question to the Neilisms FAQ page : Who out of Tom, Lerys and Jess has the best website?
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Whatd be a good improvement to the site? : you finishing your reply to sarahs rant
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How are you? : well u see there was this bird and this bee....
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Who are you? : the wonderful, marvellous, magnificent extraordinary, me
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Where are you? : here, there and everywhere. Depends which reality im in today,
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When are you? : as above, normally 2789, but it depends...
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What are you? : a human of the planet earth, i dont know if youve heard of it, its a small planet, no where near the vicinity of betelgeuse...
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Why are you? (Philosophise...) : I am the protector of the web from bad guestbook questions, and also the annoying guy that has far too much time on his hands and signs them too often.
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Add a question to the Neilisms FAQ page : Tommorow never does come, so that song is complete nonsense, so how come that song was a hit?
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Whatd be a good improvement to the site? : A link to Lerys wonderful new website, www.oocities.org/leryscampbell
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How are you? : Reasonable. Thanks for asking.
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Who are you? : They call me Andrew/C**t
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Where are you? : Addiscombe/Croydon, South-East England (borough of Greater London)- in the county of Surrey, England, United Kingdom.
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When are you? : Around 25:60
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What are you? : A c**t
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Why are you? (Philosophise...) : Because I am the ressurection and I am the life.
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Add a question to the Neilisms FAQ page : Can you use the word succint appropriately in a casual conversation without sounding like a pr**k?
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Whatd be a good improvement to the site? : Pornographic images and psychedelic music possibly supplied by Piper At The Gates Of Dawn/Dark Side Of The Moon- Pink Floyd, The Very Best Of The Stone Roses, Screamadelica by Primal Scream... or me... with a synthesizer.
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Who are you? : I have many names, mortal, but you may call me Jess the Incorruptable
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What are you? : What I am is beyond your comprehension
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How are you? : I hear the winds of infinity blowing around me and trying to pull me in their stream. Thus far I am resisting, but who knows.... The lure of the void has felled those greater than I.
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Where are you? : Nowhere and yet Everywhere
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When are you? : I am in my past, present and future
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Why are you? (Philosophy welcome) : Why we are is a question none but ourselves can answer or comprehend
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Frstr du Svenska? : Ƀ^Cv̂, Ȃ͗邩. ͗ȂȂlB
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Whatd be a good improvement to the site? : The site is a good site. It would be better with a page devoted to Neilisms.
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Who are you? : Lerys
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What are you? : Humanoid
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How are you? : Fine, thanks to neils unspeakable talents, (thanks old buddy old pal)
lerys now has a website. But dont get too excited. All it has so far is one page. I need to get a guestbook and stuff. any help would be appreciated.
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Where are you? : www.oocities.org/leryscampbell
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When are you? : 16th December
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Why are you? (Philosophy welcome) : Cos thats the way it works out.
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Frstr du Svenska? : what the hell does this mean anyway, and if u tell me (u being Neil) that u could tell me but then youd have to kill me, one more time..... i wont be the only dead one!
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Whatd be a good improvement to the site? : i dunno, but a link to www.oocities.org/leryscampbell might be good...
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Who are you? : Queezalbaz
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What are you? : An evil soul eating goblin
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How are you? : HUNGRY......cower mortals
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Where are you? : under your bed
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When are you? : whenever you feel shivers down your spine
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Why are you? (Philosophy welcome) : I represent the primal darkness and was on this world before mankind. I dont need to explain myself to you.
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Frstr du Svenska? : ya!
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Whatd be a good improvement to the site? : an order form to buy souls of the rightious over the net
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Who are you? : your worst nightmare
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What are you? : the first evil, the creature of the night
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How are you? : in the beginning, i was, i am until the end, i am the darkest of the dark, evil and good alike flee before me, you cannot escape my all powerful hands.
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Where are you? : no where and yet everywhere
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When are you? : then, now and forever.
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Why are you? (Philosophy welcome) : my means are endless, my reality un beleivable, i lurk in shadows and if you meet me you will wish that you had never be born.
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Frstr du Svenska? : You will submit to my will or you will die, although death may be preferable to what i can do to you
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Whatd be a good improvement to the site? : some death, torture and generally its use as an evil tool
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What do they call you? : lerys
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Where did you come from and where are you going? : who cares, who knows
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When and where did we first meet? : why do you care, and any way i just like to poin out niel that your neily (u get it instead of nearly i wrote neily) as bad as tom, u haven't udated your website in nearly (i got bored of niely) a month
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Why is a raven like a writing desk? : this is definitely a nielerism and i refuse to answer nielerisms
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What colour normally goes best with black? : again i don't care but i'd just like to say HALLO!
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Type a fave quote, or phrase, or haiku... : "why?" (see last box)
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Tell me what you really think : i think i am, therefore i am, am i?
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Please leave this box empty : why?
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What do they call you? : sazzy..still replying
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Where did you come from and where are you going? :
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Type a fave quote, or phrase, or haiku... : policies. I thought that quote was better than my usual, 'd'oh' being from the simpsons and not very intellectual at all. (sorry about awful spg).
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What do they call you? : sazzy
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Where did you come from and where are you going? : am only responding to katerina's entry
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When and where did we first meet? : we didn't
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Why is a raven like a writing desk? : nope
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What colour normally goes best with black? : uh huh
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Type a fave quote, or phrase, or haiku... : write i wasn't intentionally quoting a tory i just admired the quote as i consider myself a quiet person. I often think us quieties are under-estimated. I have actually very little respect for the tory partie and would not want to advertise them or their
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Tell me what you really think : no
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What do they call you? : They call Katerina, that do speak of me
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Where did you come from and where are you going? : I come from Kansas and I going somewhere over the rainbow.
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When and where did we first meet? : I'm with you once more, under the stars. And down by the shore, an orchestra's playing. And even the palms seem to be swaying, when they begin the Beguine.
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Why is a raven like a writing desk? : one pours with rain, the other roars with pain (I'll leave you to work out which is which.
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What colour normally goes best with black? : Spam. Spam an' eggs. Spam, spam, spam an' cheese. Spam, spam spam, spam spam an' spam. or just spam
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Type a fave quote, or phrase, or haiku... : 'Bill Bailey would like the eggs of numbing inevitability'
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Tell me what you really think : Neil doth teach the torches to burn bright.
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Make sure this box is left blank . . . . . (j / k) : I will be interested to see if anyone manages to get each of the quotes or cultural references in this entry. There are six. By the way Saz, why to you keep quoting damned tories? You're worrying me.
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What do they call you? : You don't want to know
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Where did you come from and where are you going? : I came from my mummy's tummy and I am, indeed, going over there
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When and where did we first meet? : I remember the day... it was like magic, I felt a funny tingly feeling from my head to my toes and my finger-tips...
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Why is a raven like a writing desk? : Because you're gay
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What colour normally goes best with black? : the colour of a lynching rope
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Type a fave quote, or phrase, or haiku... : It's like that's Wayne's basement,
(seven syllable line here)
But that's not Wayne's basement.
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Tell me what you really think : Of what?
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Make sure this box is left blank . . . . . (j / k) : This box has is intentionally blank
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What do they call you? : Mistress
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Where did you come from and where are you going? : the kitchens to the throne room
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When and where did we first meet? : One enchanted evening....
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Why is a raven like a writing desk? : they both have quills dipped in ink
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What colour normally goes best with black? : more black
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Type a fave quote, or phrase, or haiku... : 'Anyone who calls a spade a spade is fit only to weild one' Oscar Wilde
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Tell me what you really think : Your mortal mind couldn't coprehend what I think
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Make sure this box is left blank . . . . . (j / k) : NO!! ha ha ha ha.....
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What do they call you? : Sarah
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Where did you come from and where are you going? : Came from Outer Space
Going to Hell
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When and where did we first meet? : German Induction Lesson, Room 12
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Why is a raven like a writing desk? : They're both words with r and e in.
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What colour normally goes best with black? : Black..lol
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Type a fave quote, or phrase, or haiku... : 'Never under estimate the determination of a quiet person'
Iain Duncan Smith
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Tell me what you really think : God can't do that it would scare you.
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Make sure this box is left blank . . . . . (j / k) : or else?
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What do they call you? : Asshole (though my real name is Adam Pearson)
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Where did you come from and where are you going? : I came from my parent uncotrolable lust an the consequent actions and I'm, probably gonna end up eithe in hell or in prison, which ever on handle copyright law!
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When and where did we first meet? : At one of those "Help me I'm an Alcoholic" sessions at th local pub!
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Why is a raven like a writing desk? : The both scare me!!!
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What colour normally goes best with black? : I normally wear either red or blue with black but i hear pink is quite devine with black!
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Type a fave quote, or phrase, or haiku... : I think kids appreciate it when adults actually treat them like people. Little, stupid people who cry a lot
- Bob Van Voris
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Tell me what you really think : What does think mean?
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Make sure this box is left blank . . . . . (j / k) : Why bother putting a box if you want it left blank? Oh well i guess your the boss, I'll just leave it blank then!
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What do they call you? : Asshole (though my real name is Adam Pearson)
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Where did you come from and where are you going? : I came from my parent uncotrolable lust an the consequent actions and I'm, probably gonna end up eithe in hell or in prison, which ever on handle copyright law!
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When and where did we first meet? : At one of those "Help me I'm an Alcoholic" sessions at th local pub!
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Why is a raven like a writing desk? : The both scare me!!!
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What colour normally goes best with black? : I normally wear either red or blue with black but i hear pink is quite devine with black!
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Type a fave quote, or phrase, or haiku... : I think kids appreciate it when adults actually treat them like people. Little, stupid people who cry a lot
- Bob Van Voris
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Tell me what you really think : What does think mean?
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Make sure this box is left blank . . . . . (j / k) : Why both putting a box if you want it le blank? Oh well i guess your the boss, I'll just leave it blank then!
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What do they call you? : stoopid( re last entry)
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Where did you come from and where are you going? : n e spelling mistakes in the last entry are intentional and if any one would like to prove me wrong, i'd like to see them try.
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When and where did we first meet? : see last answer
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Why is a raven like a writing desk? : never mind that the phrase in the last entry should read, "to read this copy/paste into word, change font to times new roman, but i got cut off
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What colour normally goes best with black? : the last entry for this should have had a question mark
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Type a fave quote, or phrase, or haiku... : i also like "HALLO!!!" (a la tom)
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Tell me what you really think : i think im that by the time i actually spell a whole entry right i will have filled neils guestbook
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Make sure this box is left blank . . . . . (j / k) : :)
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What do they call you? : Well, atleast to my face, Lerys
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Where did you come from and where are you going? : A word, heaven ;)
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When and where did we first meet? : On a maths course 4 years ago but we didn't know we were going to be friends 3 years later at the time.
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Why is a raven like a writing desk? : This is obviously a question of neil logic. If i was forced to make a suggestion, it would have to be because 4 z-23 t (to read this copy/paste i
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What colour normally goes best with black? : midnight black, jet black or i can't beleive its not (black)black
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Type a fave quote, or phrase, or haiku... : The voice of deepthought intoned, "The answer to life, .........the universe, .........and ...... everything ............. is ..........."
"yes!?!?"
"is .........."
"yes!?!?!?!?!?!?"
"42."
"42!!!!!!?!?!?!"
"Yes."
"We're going to get lynched!"
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Tell me what you really think : i think niel tom sazzy and everyone else who does these websites should stop wasting my time by making me come up with more and more funny/misspelt entries.
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Make sure this box is left blank . . . . . (j / k) : niel, did u really expest n e 1 with n e kind of imaginative thought process to leave this space blank, if not, y not i have see, o wait a minute, to coin a phrase "doh!!!"
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What do they call you? : They call me many things...Including Ian, Tom and the really special people call me fantastic
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Where did you come from and where are you going? : I came from a gooseberry bush - or more acuratly St peters hospital and im going to famous places. (I was on Richard & Judy!!)
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When and where did we first meet? : On the net - As we entered the new millenium. In person ummm errr some time after that, last summer I think...
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Why is a raven like a writing desk? : Both can be big & black...
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What colour normally goes best with black? : Yellow
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Type a fave quote, or phrase, or haiku... : "what do you like doing with your hands?" - That was on the fimbles about 40 minutes ago...Kids Tv whats it coming to?
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Tell me what you really think : Think of what?? I'm currently thinking my hands are cold and I realllly need to make a phone call..........
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Make sure this box is left blank . . . . . (j / k) : Blank it is..... Doh!
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What do they call you? : Andy
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Where did you come from and where are you going? : I came from here and I going over there, I hope
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When and where did we first meet? : In a future that will never happen and a place that doesn't exist
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Why is a raven like a writing desk? : Thery're both gay
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What colour normally goes best with black? : Anything, except black
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Type a fave quote, or phrase, or haiku... :
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Tell me what you really think :
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Make sure this box is left blank . . . . . (j / k) : err, no
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What do they call you? : The Hybrid of Andrew George and Robert Beere :|
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Where did you come from and where are you going? : I'm from the bin in Martin Paton's room :D
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When and where did we first meet? : Well... On the web? At your house? I dunno!?!
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Why is a raven like a writing desk? : Cos you're a bastard.
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What colour normally goes best with black? : Cyan
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Type a fave quote, or phrase, or haiku... : 'Look at this Black Asian kid. You dont know if hes gonna run you over with his Rice Ricket, or cap you with his gun.'
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Tell me what you really think : You're too perverted! lol j/k
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Make sure this box is left blank . . . . . (j / k) : blank blank neil's a bastard blank
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What do they call you? : Louise
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Where did you come from and where are you going? : I came from the room across the hall and hopefully Ill end up in a glass house with lots of warm sunshine. or just somewhere warm
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When and where did we first meet? : a believe about just under 30 years ago. round here somewhere. through a mutual friend
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Why is a raven like a writing desk? : because writing desks should all and always be painting with black poster paint..like ravens
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What colour normally goes best with black? : black
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Type a fave quote, or phrase, or haiku... : its never what you know...its only what your thinking at the time
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Tell me what you really think : sick
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What do they call you? : 5canica
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Where did you come from and where are you going? : england
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When and where did we first meet? : msn
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Why is a raven like a writing desk? :
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What colour normally goes best with black? : white
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Type a fave quote, or phrase, or haiku... : was i here or was i not i was here smoking pot
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Tell me what you really think : shit happens
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Make sure this box is left blank . . . . . (j / k) :
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What do they call you? : kezz
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Where did you come from and where are you going? : short version:over there.
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When and where did we first meet? : end of june 1987. the flat i think...
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Why is a raven like a writing desk? : "both written on my Po" is what u like to hear. but i think sum1 jus made tht stupid thing up 4 a laugh
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What colour normally goes best with black? : grey
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Type a fave quote, or phrase, or haiku... : keep it clean! (dnt ask)
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Tell me what you really think : about what
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Make sure this box is left blank . . . . . (j / k) : ok neenaw
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What do they call you? : Neil P... I hope
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Where did you come from and where are you going? : I came from the IM window between me and Neil T... I'm going to click submit at the end of this :-)
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When and where did we first meet? : High School... Year 7
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Why is a raven like a writing desk? : I can never remember the answer to this
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What colour normally goes best with black? : White
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Type a fave quote, or phrase, or haiku... : Feck Orf Feck Orf Feck
Orf Feck Orf Feck Orf
Feck Orf Feck Orf Feck
Orf Feck Orf
:-)
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Tell me what you really think : Err.... it's very colourful :-)
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Make sure this box is left blank . . . . . (j / k) : Ok..
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Your name please? : Nat Gates
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How do you know me, if at all? : College
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Is my site as you expected it to be, and how? : ummm not as good as mattandnat.co.uk :D
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What should I add to the site next? : a link to mattandnat.co.uk
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Do you have a favourite quote? : ummmmm, mattandnat.co.uk ?
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Do those net adverts really bug you? : what like advertising mattandnat.co.uk?
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What do you think of my guestbook questions? : they're mattandnat.co.uk tastic!
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Please leave this box blank . . . . . just kidding : oh haha, mattandnat.co.uk
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Your name please? : Sazzy
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How do you know me, if at all? : Mmmmm well thats a toughie..I think you know our goddam history. :)
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Is my site as you expected it to be, and how? : No...nothing is as expected with you.
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What should I add to the site next? : Better design...if it means using a template please do cos this is so damn masculine and cold. Needs to be re-created frankly.
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Do you have a favourite quote? : Yes, 'never underestimate the determination of a quiet man' William Hague this years tory party conference. Not a tory but love the quote/
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Do those net adverts really bug you? : Yes but there liveable with. More important things bug me..like bugs.
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What do you think of my guestbook questions? : The'ye ok but not as good as mine..lol
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Please leave this box blank . . . . . just kidding : Lalallalallala
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Your name please? : TomBo Pelvo-Maximus McSexy (III)
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How do you know me, if at all? : THE GUY WHO STOLE MY PIC!!! But you're still cool... you thief!!
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Is my site as you expected it to be, and how? : It stinks of poo!
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What should I add to the site next? : MY SITE!!! and upload the goddamn pics to your web space!!
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Do you have a favourite quote? : Yes... it's "You stole my picture!!"
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Do those net adverts really bug you? : No... people who steal pictures from other people's web sites bug me
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What do you think of my guestbook questions? : At least you didn't steal any questions from me (but they did inspire you!!)
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Please leave this box blank . . . . . just kidding : Screw you a-hole... you thief you!!
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Your name please? : Jimmy Bob Benzer
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How do you know me, if at all? : I know u from the dumpster across the road where i take my wife brandine and my red kneck kids 2 eat on a night out.
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Is my site as you expected it to be, and how? : its wat i expected, lots of long words that a red kneck like me wuddnt understand.
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What should I add to the site next? : u shud add a page about red knecks
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Do you have a favourite quote? : 'by golly the kids are bein attacked by coyotes' is used quite a lot
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Do those net adverts really bug you? : wat?
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What do you think of my guestbook questions? : wat?
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Please leave this box blank . . . . . just kidding : wat?
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Your name please? : April Ellis
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How do you know me, if at all? : We were really close at one time!!!:)
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Is my site as you expected it to be, and how? : no i didn;t expect anything!!1
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What should I add to the site next? : your picture!
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Do you have a favourite quote? : Neil's by far the coolest friend!!!
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Do those net adverts really bug you? : yeah
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What do you think of my guestbook questions? : they could be better!(kidding) there good
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Please leave this box blank . . . . . just kidding : Neil, nice work i'm glad you have your on website!
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