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Who are you, living? (what is your name) : lerys
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Where are you living (which town/city?) : winchester
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What are you living? (e.g. a dream / a nightmare) : A dream
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How are you living? (e.g loan / shoe-shine income) : loan
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When are you living? (when is your time?) : now, generally
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Why are you living? (purpose / goal) : seemed like a good idea at the time
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What else do you have to say for yourself / me? : Neil, could you please update the Guestbook page, as i have signed the second guestbook, a lot more than 13 times now, i would update mine but I cant, cos it was done at home on pagebuilder
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Do you have a question for the Neilisms FAQ page? : Which Neilism has any relevance to archaeological resource management in the uk?
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Who are you, living? (what is your name) : Sarah Cromwell
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Where are you living (which town/city?) : Leicester
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What are you living? (e.g. a dream / a nightmare) : A dream.
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How are you living? (e.g loan / shoe-shine income) : On very little money but I get paid next week for some shifts I am doing in the bar. Woohoo.
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When are you living? (when is your time?) : 2003
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Why are you living? (purpose / goal) : Because god gave me this life and I wish to see where it takes me.
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What else do you have to say for yourself / me? : Just wanted to say hello. Hope things are well. Good seeing you last weekend. See you at Xmas. And generally be a friend.
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Do you have a question for the Neilisms FAQ page? : None.
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Who are you, living? (what is your name) : Tom
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Where are you living (which town/city?) : Dulwich
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What are you living? (e.g. a dream / a nightmare) : A rather comfortable Middle class existance in South East London.
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How are you living? (e.g loan / shoe-shine income) : I have an agreement with my parents.
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When are you living? (when is your time?) : Now.
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Why are you living? (purpose / goal) : Its all about Me! (in the Kuzko stylee).
So I can have fun and find someone EXTRA special.
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What else do you have to say for yourself / me? : Bllllluuuuuuuerrrrrrgggggh.... meow!
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Do you have a question for the Neilisms FAQ page? :
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Who are you, living? (what is your name) : Knock, knock
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Where are you living (which town/city?) : Whos there?
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What are you living? (e.g. a dream / a nightmare) : Boo
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How are you living? (e.g loan / shoe-shine income) : Boo who?
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When are you living? (when is your time?) : Theres no need to cry its only a joke!
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Why are you living? (purpose / goal) : Dunno, seemed like a good idea at the time.
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What else do you have to say for yourself / me? : (BIW) Bored in winchester
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Do you have a question for the Neilisms FAQ page? : What Neilisms have emerged since you started uni, and what is being done bout them?
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Who are you, living? (what is your name) : I am living by immortal request of the god most high, but just call me Lerys
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Where are you living (which town/city?) : Sparkford Road Winchester
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What are you living? (e.g. a dream / a nightmare) : I am living a student existence whixh consists of work, and some small quantity of alcomohol. Oh and food... mmm dohnuts
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How are you living? (e.g loan / shoe-shine income) : Breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in, Breathe out,Breathe in, Breathe out,Breathe in, Breathe out,Breathe in, Breathe out,Breathe in, Breathe out,Breathe in, Breathe out,
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When are you living? (when is your time?) : The present, wheres a present? can i have a present?
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Why are you living? (purpose / goal) : well it seems to me that living is a state which is transitional between birth, death and rebirth to new life. The question is, how do you eat yours?
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What else do you have to say for yourself / me? : I am the author of the most fascinating study so far submitted to the Neilology Inquiry for two reasons, one its the only study, and two its a work of unparralelled importance, if you care, which personally Neil doesnt.
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Do you have a question for the Neilisms FAQ page? : Can Neil still be bothered to answer neilisms questions? If yes, good! thankyou. did you like the report?
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Who are you, living? (what is your name) : kerrie
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Where are you living (which town/city?) : croidon
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What are you living? (e.g. a dream / a nightmare) : a life
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How are you living? (e.g loan / shoe-shine income) : i am living, thats good enough for me
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When are you living? (when is your time?) : our time is... running out
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Why are you living? (purpose / goal) : why not?
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What else do you have to say for yourself / me? : um yeah. www.oocities.org/krazy_kezz =) And.... you smell
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Do you have a question for the Neilisms FAQ page? : yes, yes i do.
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Who are you, living? (what is your name) : Sazzy
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Where are you living (which town/city?) : Leicester (rocks)
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What are you living? (e.g. a dream / a nightmare) : A dream, having the time of ny life. Meeting great people, studying a great subject. And feeling very grown up.
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How are you living? (e.g loan / shoe-shine income) : Loan, lil back up money and maybe if I pass training a job at the SU. It is sooo cool.
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When are you living? (when is your time?) : 2003
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Why are you living? (purpose / goal) : To better myself, to make people proud and to make lots of money. Hee hee hee.
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What else do you have to say for yourself / me? : Just wanted to sign in and check out anything new on my shiny new laptop. The site looks good.
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Do you have a question for the Neilisms FAQ page? : Na, getting old now.
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Who are you, living? (what is your name) : lerys
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Where are you living (which town/city?) : winchester
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What are you living? (e.g. a dream / a nightmare) : a flu bug
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How are you living? (e.g loan / shoe-shine income) : a loan, and possibly a shoe shine company will follow
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When are you living? (when is your time?) : now is the time, and here is the place
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Why are you living? (purpose / goal) : seemed like a good idea at the time,
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What else do you have to say for yourself / me? : im me, check out www.oocities.org/leryscampbell, new and improved for an even longer lasting fresh breath feel
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Do you have a question for the Neilisms FAQ page? : My question is what question would you ask of a Neilisms page, and then answer it!
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What is your name? : lerys isnt screwy squirrel
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What is your quest? : to find out if you are coming to the cinema on thursday
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What is your favourite colour? : blue
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Whats your favourite film of 2002/2003 and why? : any of them which dont have orlando bloom in
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Whats your favourite bus route or train station? : 157
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Whats the most constructive you can say of me? : your neil
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In what sense is writing this not a waste of time? : time is irrelevant,
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What question do you have? : Where oh where has my little neil gone?
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What is your name? : Dr. Amy Stubberfield, Dr. Sarah Cromwell, Dr. Jess Warde, Dr. Laura OBrien and Dr. Esther Clevely
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What is your quest? : Equal rights for women
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What is your favourite colour? : white, green and purple (suffragette colours)
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Whats your favourite film of 2002/2003 and why? : the film Real Women have curvescos of its poisitive message about real women and how stick insects are not the real women of the world
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Whats your favourite bus route or train station? : Not that sad sorry
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Whats the most constructive you can say of me? : Jess: either youre a dumbass mysgonist or you didnt realise what youre doing and are therefore insensitive and blind to modern attitudes eg, stupid
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In what sense is writing this not a waste of time? : who said it wasnt?
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What question do you have? : Will you change your website or will we have to pickett you?
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What is your name? : Screwey Squirrel
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What is your quest? : to blight the life of Neil
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What is your favourite colour? : nascent blue
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Whats your favourite film of 2002/2003 and why? : Whatever Barry Norman decides it should be.
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Whats your favourite bus route or train station? : I like the london nightbuses because of their pungent yet pleasing odour
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Whats the most constructive you can say of me? : That may be gramatically correct, but its still ugly sounding and lacking in anything approacing style. Scientists, I ask you...
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In what sense is writing this not a waste of time? : Youre assuming that its not a waste of time. It really is, except that it will annoy and puzzle Niel, which is never time wasted.
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What question do you have? : Whats your stripper name (first pets name plus mothers maiden name)? Mines Bubbles Brampton.
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What is your name? : lerys(finishing the last one)
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What is your quest? : re below
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What is your favourite colour? : still blue, well actually its also moving blue, but what I meant was it hasnt changed from blue in the last 5 mins
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Whats your favourite film of 2002/2003 and why? : also liked Matrix Reloaded and Lord of the Rings the Two towers.
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Whats your favourite bus route or train station? : Re below
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Whats the most constructive you can say of me? : Oh and the Answer is, Theres one cool frood who really knows where his towel is!
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In what sense is writing this not a waste of time? : re below
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What question do you have? : same again, and what eva your having
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What is your name? : Lerys, I am the best, Campbell
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What is your quest? : To be the greatest footballer the world has ever known, ... but I cant play footbal to save my life,.... hmm tricky..
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What is your favourite colour? : blue
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Whats your favourite film of 2002/2003 and why? : Well it would have to be the film, Pigletts big adventure, because of 2 main reasons. The most important being who I saw it with, and the second being, it was soo cute, anyhuw.....
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Whats your favourite bus route or train station? : My favourite train station is in fact wallington, my favourite bus route is the 407, cos it goes from my house to Lauras house, most convenient, and my favourite train would be the Mallard, and my favourite route is the victoria to east croydon one.
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Whats the most constructive you can say of me? : Im sorry Neil but i have to agree, even if gramatically this does make sense which im not convinced of, it doesnt sound right, better would have been, Wots d most constructive fing u can say bout me?, tho that is really bad english it sounds right, oh and
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In what sense is writing this not a waste of time? : Well Im answering it so thats good....
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What question do you have? : Where has everyone gone, thee and me seem to be the only guestbook signers these days, i think websitism has fallen into disrepair, dont you agree?
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What is your name? : Screwey Squirrel
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What is your quest? : To rid the world of all peanuts (theyre not really nuts you know...)
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What is your favourite colour? : well, snot green. (a-ha-ha-ha)
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Whats your favourite film of 2002/2003 and why? : X2, cos it rocked its rockin marvel socks. (pirates of the carribean is second though. GO SEE!)
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Whats your favourite bus route or train station? : I like Victoria Station. Its just so busy and full of life. Plus the W H Smiths is killer. All the magazines in the world right here man!
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Whats the most constructive you can say of me? : That sentance makes no sense. I say that you cannot talk in correct English. Maybe you miss out a thing there, huh? Bloody philistine. Its people like you that burn books.
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In what sense is writing this not a waste of time? : In what sense is anything not a waste of time. According to nature, only eating and making babies arent. hmmm...
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What question do you have? : Who da Man?
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What is your name? : sazzy
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Geography: Where do you live? : you know
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History: What is your past? : very complicated
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Drama: What are you going through? : scared moments...cannot believe how much time is left b4 the big day. Is any1 else feeling as sick as me?? The tension is unbearable.
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Economics: What do you demand, what canyou supply? : I demand little and supply nothing.
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Politics: If you ruled the world...? : Id be even more stressed out but also be rich.
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Philosophy: Did you arrive here by choice or fate? : Choice to check up on you and see if your still happy. You are. Then it said to sign GB so for once I am doing as I am told.
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Neilology - Ask a Question / Submit an Observation : Well I hope youre having a gr8 summer. It looks like it. Talk to you soon. Saz out.
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What is your name? : Lone_Swordsman Li_SaiMan
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Geography: Where do you live? : In Antartica, where I carve ice sculptures with my sword. Of course, the penguins love it, after all ,their leader carved it all
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History: What is your past? : You wanna know, you REALLY wanna know? Send £30 and have my book
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Drama: What are you going through? : Taskless, funless, jobless life awaiting A-Level results. Ive also chipped my sword...very bad.
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Economics: What do you demand, what canyou supply? : I demand world peace and I can supply my penguin army plus my sword to achieve it
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Politics: If you ruled the world...? : Id give the world a full purge of evil, clense it with the Light. Probably wont rule the world for long I guess.
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Philosophy: Did you arrive here by choice or fate? : What is choice, what is fate? Is it not our choices that leads us to our fate? And is it not by our fates that we choose the paths we walk? Perhaps our lives are an ever descending trip towards chaos.
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Neilology - Ask a Question / Submit an Observation : The minds of humans seems to grow ever more zombified, basking in simple minded thoughts, infested by media and possesed by so called culture.As we stand against the tides of this insane lack of thinking, when we die, will that be the last of us?
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What is your name? : My Name is unimportant right now
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Geography: Where do you live? : Where i live is unimportant right now
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History: What is your past? : My past is even more uinimportant now
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Drama: What are you going through? : I am going the right way for a change and everythings fine, but its all probably about to come crashing down around my ears...
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Economics: What do you demand, what canyou supply? : I culd supply my name, as it is lerys, and i demand people to come to my house on wednesday the 6, for food films and board games
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Politics: If you ruled the world...? : I would reintroduce a little thing called love to the world, with large portions of peace, and possibly kindness.
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Philosophy: Did you arrive here by choice or fate? : By choice, although God may have had something to do with it, you never can tell with him...
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Neilology - Ask a Question / Submit an Observation : Did u know that you arent on msger at the moment and if you did what shall we do on wednesday, and finally and most importantly, can a neilism be from other neils, or just from the great NRT?
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What is your name? : My real name is Sponge, but you may call me Jess.
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Geography: Where do you live? : Where ever I lay my hat. Result: I live in a hatstand.
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History: What is your past? : I killed a guy once...
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Drama: What are you going through? : I am flying through space riding on a spinning planet. Are you enjoying the ride?
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Economics: What do you demand, what canyou supply? : I demand Worship for a supply of neatly aimed thunder bolts.
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Politics: If you ruled the world...? : What makes you think I dont already?
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Philosophy: Did you arrive here by choice or fate? : I arrived here by foice. Or chate.
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Neilology - Ask a Question / Submit an Observation : Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?
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What is your name? : Probably the best Lerys in the world
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Geography: Where do you live? : You went there last Saturday... and you didnt get lost either...
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History: What is your past? : It is past, and that is that.
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Drama: What are you going through? : Life.... and doors, but mostly life.
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Economics: What do you demand, what canyou supply? : I demand recognition on the guestbook page, and i can supply the same on my website.
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Politics: If you ruled the world...? : I would..... wait a minute, I do... no wait that was a dream, oh well...
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Philosophy: Did you arrive here by choice or fate? : Choice, if fate did decide this, it is refusing to let me know about it so i suggest it was choice, and fate can sue me later.
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Neilology - Ask a Question / Submit an Observation : Why does it always rain on me?
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What is your name? : Sarah
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Geography: Where do you live? : You know.
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History: What is your past? : Surreal especially after Friday. Thank you for saving my life. I hope to repay you. Youre a gr8 mate.
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Drama: What are you going through? : Lack of gossip-itus. Come on Neil!! Why arent you online?? I need to know how things went. I am so bored and pride myself on being nosey.
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Economics: What do you demand, what canyou supply? : Demand answers to questions. And can give an open ear.
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Politics: If you ruled the world...? : I would make everyone as happy as you right now.
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Philosophy: Did you arrive here by choice or fate? : Choice, cos youre not goddam online.
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Neilology - Ask a Question / Submit an Observation : How did IT go. I hope it went great, you deserve it.
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Whats your name? (hint: maybe written in clothes) : Again im wearing the patrick shirt, my shorts are athletic sport.
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Geography: Where do you live? : I am the bringer of new sections to the cosmology pages, or i will be in a minute.
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History: What is your past? : I bought a present for a person whom i love, whose birthday it is on thursday, that was yesterday.
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Drama: What are you going through? : Missing people, some one sign into messenger, anybody.......
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Economics: What do you demand, what canyou supply? : I demand solid facts, no that is precisely what I dont demand. I demand a complete absence of solid facts...
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Politics: If you ruled the world...? : I would get a high civilization score. I always rule the world, you know i think i will build a civ 2 page...
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Philosophy: Did you arrive here by choice or fate? : Fate, I chose to come here, therefore its fate...
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Neilology - Ask a Question / Submit an Observation : Observation: Neil hasnt answered the questions submitted to neilism in the last week. This one is me, as is the other patrick one, the other one that isnt saz is my mother.
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Whats your name? (hint: maybe written in clothes) : Sazzy
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Geography: Where do you live? : South Norwood
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History: What is your past? : You know
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Drama: What are you going through? : I just wanted to say were you pissed or just really madly happy when you wrote your last editorial?? It was mad and well done on the pub...a normal event. Good. Hope to see you at Amys Bash as long as your not too weird.
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Economics: What do you demand, what canyou supply? : I demand everything and supply little. Always the way.
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Politics: If you ruled the world...? : Id shoot Margaret Thatcher.
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Philosophy: Did you arrive here by choice or fate? : Choice..boredom. Fate..god made me.
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Neilology - Ask a Question / Submit an Observation : Havent any. Have you?
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Whats your name? (hint: maybe written in clothes) : I am now schizophrenic cos ive many names inc. George & St. Michael
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Geography: Where do you live? : I didnt like geography at school and Im not doing it now.
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History: What is your past? : Long, boring and definitely not 4 young eyes
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Drama: What are you going through? : The kitchen door in order to cook tea for allies of the zwyvux
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Economics: What do you demand, what canyou supply? : I demand that i may or may not be vroomfondel
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Politics: If you ruled the world...? : Everyday would not be the first day of spring as this is my other halfs birthday and it could get very very expensive
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Philosophy: Did you arrive here by choice or fate? : No I walked across the room and HE! was reading it.
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Neilology - Ask a Question / Submit an Observation : Have you any idea who I am? Please????
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Whats your name? (hint: maybe written in clothes) : My shirt is Patrick named, my shorts palace
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Geography: Where do you live? : In the area loosely termed London.
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History: What is your past? : I bought a game, i played it, i died. there you are, pretty sad really, so much death.
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Drama: What are you going through? : Live, dont talk to me about live!
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Economics: What do you demand, what canyou supply? : I supply wisdom, i demand better pay!
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Politics: If you ruled the world...? : Every day would be the first day of spring!
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Philosophy: Did you arrive here by choice or fate? : Choice, i think, though you never can tell with bees!
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Neilology - Ask a Question / Submit an Observation : What do you understand by the term php? and does anyone care what this question is actually asking?
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Whats your name? (hint: maybe written in clothes) : Bay Trading Company
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Geography: Where do you live? : South Norwood...gives it away.
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History: What is your past? : Shite.
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Drama: What are you going through? : Through..a time space continu-um..sounded kinda physic-y.
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Economics: What do you demand, what canyou supply? : I demand happiness, I supply madness..and dancing beats.
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Politics: If you ruled the world...? : I would be great.
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Philosophy: Did you arrive here by choice or fate? : Choice wierdly enough.
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Neilology - Ask a Question / Submit an Observation : Chaos Theory..do you subscribe to it. I think I might do.
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Whats your name? (hint: maybe written in clothes) : 70% cotton, 30% lycra
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Geography: Where do you live? : in denial
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History: What is your past? : I am omnipotent. I have no past. All is the now.
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Drama: What are you going through? : The window.
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Economics: What do you demand, what canyou supply? : I demaned attention. I supply much needed sarcasm.
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Politics: If you ruled the world...? : ...oh boy, would everybody know it.
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Philosophy: Did you arrive here by choice or fate? : neither, I came in the car.
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Neilology - Ask a Question / Submit an Observation : If there is a plane full of monkeys and they all jump at the same time, does that make the plane weigh less in that instant?
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Whats your name? (hint: maybe written in clothes) : cloves, eh? im garlic, and you?
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Geography: Where do you live? : This place, commonly known as my house, its in a town, wallington upon the ground.
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History: What is your past? : I did some living, had a laugh, went crazy, made a website..... and then i found myself here.... somehow, now its 23 entries.... thats freaky
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Drama: What are you going through? : Im going through exams, not good, and im haing problems with my lifestyle!
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Economics: What do you demand, what canyou supply? : I demand silver, gold and oil, and I supply hides,wool and copper, Civ II
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Politics: If you ruled the world...? : I do, i have a city size 39, thats mahoosive!!! 7,450,000 people!
I really need some one to conquer, but I conquered them all! damnit
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Philosophy: Did you arrive here by choice or fate? : choice, i chose to be here but i now am choosing to leave
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Neilology - Ask a Question / Submit an Observation : If neil created a sim of himself what points would you give him, ie neatness, playfulness, creativity, etc?
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Whats your name? (hint: maybe written in clothes) : Ummm.. Tom
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Geography: Where do you live? : Sunny Dulwich... and it is very Sunny today. Yesterday it was raining, but it was still sunny!! Boyaah!
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History: What is your past? : Nothing that Id put up here really.
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Drama: What are you going through? : Exam stress... GRRR!
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Economics: What do you demand, what canyou supply? : Love.
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Politics: If you ruled the world...? : Hahaha... I think Id leave that one to Jess.
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Philosophy: Did you arrive here by choice or fate? : I came from my mummys tummy.
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Neilology - Ask a Question / Submit an Observation : How many Neils does it take to change a lightbulb?
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(a) Your name? ; (b) Your unique trademark : (b) sausage
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(a) Where are you from ; (b) What is your purpose? : (a) wallington
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Why do you (a) like me ; (b) hate me ? : (A) Because you like risk as well!
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What do you look back to? : P1, and P2, oh well....
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What do you look forward to? : Um, my party, risk evening,
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What is most noteworthy about you? : NEILISM QUESTIONS, AND BEING THE BESTEST MOST BRILLIANT PERSON OF WHOLE TIME,
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In your view, what Neilism is most overlooked ? : Neil. Is Neil a Neilism, can Neil exist without Neilisms, and is there a planet of Neil from whence you came?
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What do you wish of me? : Um, some more cosmology stuff please, the page is a bit empty.
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(a) Your name? ; (b) Your unique trademark : website
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(a) Where are you from ; (b) What is your purpose? : im here to tell u not to cheat
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Why do you (a) like me ; (b) hate me ? : i like you, but i think your cheating on your website counter Neily
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What do you look back to? : ah, the good old days, with a space for neilism questions!
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What do you look forward to? : My brilliant summer ahead, oh by the way cheer up you Neil you!
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What is most noteworthy about you? : Im going out with Laura, that makes me the luckiest guy around! I think she might kill me for this comment
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In your view, what Neilism is most overlooked ? : I said, BALLS!
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What do you wish of me? : I would like to know, are there Neilistic reasons for not caring, as you say, and what are they?
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(a) Your name? ; (b) Your unique trademark : Adam
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(a) Where are you from ; (b) What is your purpose? : Im taking over eart while stillkickin in Uranus
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Why do you (a) like me ; (b) hate me ? : (a) like you
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What do you look back to? : Back is the past, forwards is the future,today is a gift thats why its caled the present.
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What do you look forward to? : Forwards is the future, back is the past, today is a gift thats why its caled the present.
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What is most noteworthy about you? : Dunno
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In your view, what Neilism is most overlooked ? : I agree with LalalaLerys, its balls
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What do you wish of me? : MONEY££££££
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(a) Your name? ; (b) Your unique trademark : um Sausage, lerysy
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(a) Where are you from ; (b) What is your purpose? : im form here
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Why do you (a) like me ; (b) hate me ? : um i like u cos u funny
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What do you look back to? : my back
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What do you look forward to? : my front
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What is most noteworthy about you? : Im lerys
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In your view, what Neilism is most overlooked ? : balls (foil ones that is!
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What do you wish of me? : Wheres the space to put questions for the Neilisms page, well any way, il ask it any way. Is there a german word for neilism?
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(a) Your name? ; (b) Your unique trademark : Curly Hair.
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(a) Where are you from ; (b) What is your purpose? : To wind you up!
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Why do you (a) like me ; (b) hate me ? : Cant either of them....take it I fail this exam.
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What do you look back to? : My childhood and people standing behind me.
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What do you look forward to? : My future and people in front of me.
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What is most noteworthy about you? : The fact I am completely bananas. (making me also yummy too)
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In your view, what Neilism is most overlooked ? : His tie collection.
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What do you wish of me? : A lot. Live long and prosper.
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Identify yourself. (Name, or a word unique to you) : ME, guess who neily!
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What part/aspect of site most needs changing &why? : The hall of fame cos i signed it again, so therefore the number needs to go up on my signings.
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What do you aspire to? : I aspire to greatness, i achieved... um a grater?
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What (or who) freaks you out the most? : Me usually, you somnetimes, tom occasionally... um occasionally my family.
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Which adjectives would you use to describe me? : N. is for um... Neily, Neilly.
E. is for Elvish,
I. is for Indecisive... or is it?
L. is for Laughy at-y
Y. Is for hmm... yes!?!?
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What can I do to help you? : Dont ask silly questions, but if you really wanna get me a birthday pressie!
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Do you have a question about Neilology (for FAQ)? : What is the amount of Neilistic research that can be done without picking up neilistic characteristics, and if a person is contaminated by neilisms (HALLO!) is there a cure?
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Why do you never call me? : Well i have done, but its mainly cos i lose to u at yahoo chess instead, can u tell who it is yet?
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Identify yourself. (Name, or a word unique to you) : Sarah
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What part/aspect of site most needs changing &why? : Those clouds as a background. Not telling you why.
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What do you aspire to? : Pass my a-levels at the moment..that seems hard enough. Or maybe even simpler doing some goddam homework.
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What (or who) freaks you out the most? : MMmmmmm I think the prize still goes to you.
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Which adjectives would you use to describe me? : One: Different. Interpret that how you will.
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What can I do to help you? : Stop reading BDAD because I havent done that. Dont make me feel bad.
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Do you have a question about Neilology (for FAQ)? : Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
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Why do you never call me? : No credit and the txts you send are too bizarre.
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Identify yourself. (Name, or a word unique to you) : Me
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What part/aspect of site most needs changing &why? : It needs to give me money regularly.
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What do you aspire to? : I aspire for my sultinate to crush your republic (which is, by the way, now pro euthanasia and joining the UN).
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What (or who) freaks you out the most? : The windmills in my mind
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Which adjectives would you use to describe me? : ginger
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What can I do to help you? : GIVE ME MONEY
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Do you have a question about Neilology (for FAQ)? : No. It smells. Why does it smell?
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Why do you never call me? : you smell too
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Identify yourself. (Name, or a word unique to you) : sarah
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What part/aspect of site most needs changing &why? : dunno, ive only looked at the guest book (i was ordered to come and sign so i have)
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What do you aspire to? : i wanna live on a farm with ducks on my lawn and lots of little fluffy ducklings! (no really i do!)
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What (or who) freaks you out the most? : neily!!!!! (only joking neily) um not alot really
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Which adjectives would you use to describe me? : um... neilish, um...? ... wierd (in a nice fun kinda way), freindly, oh this is hard, so many words to choose from... i give up.
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What can I do to help you? : help me if you can im feeling down, and i do appreciate you being round. help me get my feet back on the ground, wont you plleeeaaasee please help me.
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Do you have a question about Neilology (for FAQ)? : neiluwhatsuology? i guess i shall have to go and read about that and get back to you
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Should I go to Warwick, Exeter or Leicester? : hmm, no mars!
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Identify yourself. (Name, or a word unique to you) : It the thing, commonly refered to as the most frequent guestbook signer.
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What part/aspect of site most needs changing &why? : Nothing really needs changing, but additions are always welcome and the cosmology section should be good.
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What do you aspire to? : I aspire to be a good enough human being for life, and fail, but there we are. I dont think any of us truly feel worthy of the Love we have given to us. I know I dont,.... my arent I morbid today.
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What (or who) freaks you out the most? : Me usually, occasionally you, but today it was adam, he likes hugging people very much! I do think its strange and not the natural order of things...
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Which adjectives would you use to describe me? : Neil, the freak, the website designer, the guy who makes whiny noises and buries his head in his arms the clever guy, the funny guy, the best person to quote hitchhikers to and know they think its as funny as you do... etc...
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What can I do to help you? : Um... although I dont think I actually need it, help me to learn Html... um help set up cosmology section, do you reckon we can put a quiz type of thing on the cosmology section? or is it too difficult...
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Do you have a question about Neilology (for FAQ)? : When is a Neily, not a Neily? And What does arguing with steps symbolise? Am i just crazy, bizarre, annoying, a pain in the a*se or all of the above?
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Should I go to Warwick, Exeter or Leicester? : Where ever you would feel happiest.
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Identify yourself. (Name, or a word unique to you) : Sazzy
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What part/aspect of site most needs changing &why? : Mmmmm just keep updating.
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What do you aspire to? : My parents, my god. I aspire to be happy and good. Very difficult.
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What (or who) freaks you out the most? : You!! You really have this time.
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Which adjectives would you use to describe me? : Annoying, but really sweet.
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What can I do to help you? : Be bloody honest and truthful.
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Do you have a question about Neilology (for FAQ)? : No.
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Should I go to Warwick, Exeter or Leicester? : Mmmmm I dont know.
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Identify yourself. (Name, or a word unique to you) : I am the evil queen of misfourtune
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What part/aspect of site most needs changing &why? : Well, the selective answering of neilism questions
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What do you aspire to? : Have all of my questions answered
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What (or who) freaks you out the most? : Dale Winton wearing nothing but custard
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Which adjectives would you use to describe me? : grinny
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What can I do to help you? : ANSWER MY GODDAMN QUESTIONS!!
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Do you have a question about Neilology (for FAQ)? : Why do you only pretend to answer all our questions? Is this website a fascist state where freedom of speech is only a myth? Are you even going to acknowledge this question or is it not good enough for you?
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Should I go to Warwick, Exeter or Leicester? : You should work as a shoe-shine at Piccadilly Circus, Guv!
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Who are you? (No, really, who are you?) : Co -author of the hitchhikers section
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What are your thoughts on my site, 2002-2003? : very very good, i think we need to co-ordinate on the hitchhikers section though!
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What type of questions do you like the best? : Mine, and yours, and jess, and sazzys, and toms. But especially mine!
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What are your plans for the Future? : Update index, c if ur on msger, if not talk to myself omn msger.
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Should I get the Sims or Civ III? : either
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What can I do to help you? : organise the hitchhikers section into a roughly readable sequence.
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Do you have a question about Neilology (for FAQ)? : When?
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Final thoughts...? : BOO!
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Who are you? (No, really, who are you?) : Some one els, not Lerys, definately not Lerys
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What are your thoughts on my site, 2002-2003? : Good, i think its better than mine, but i think my index2 page is better.
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What type of questions do you like the best? : Ones which i can answer, or ones which i cant answer but no one else can either, those are good too.
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What are your plans for the Future? : Go to bed, hmm... go to work, have a birthday, a few other things... etc.
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Should I get the Sims or Civ III? : I dunno!
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What can I do to help you? : Solve all the worlds problems, universal peace. Nothing TOO hard....
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Do you have a question about Neilology (for FAQ)? : If you could sum yourself up in one word, what would it be, and what would the word be for other peoples in room 14?
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Final thoughts...? : Im dea...uh!?!
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Who are you? (No, really, who are you?) : stuntus, court jester
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What are your thoughts on my site, 2002-2003? : marry, tis a fair jolly passing time, mayhaps with giblets.
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What type of questions do you like the best? : nuncle, the ones to which I can shake my stich with bells on, fool that thou art.
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What are your plans for the Future? : I plan not for the future for It plan not for me.
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Should I get the Sims or Civ III? : marry and a tra-li-la, you should get a life
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What can I do to help you? : good speed young sir, you are troth to be the butt of my jokes a fairtime from now.
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Do you have a question about Neilology (for FAQ)? : Marry, but tis a fine day to be abroud in. What thinkest though, Touchstone?
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Final thoughts...? : Hey, nonny nonny and away I go....
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Who are you? (No, really, who are you?) : The sacrafice, re entry before last.
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What are your thoughts on my site, 2002-2003? : Hmm... well it seems to me like,... hmm well i suppose....no wait....hmm....i think it must be said.... and then again must it be said?.... that well..... im dont rightly know, leftly, but not rightly...
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What type of questions do you like the best? : thats a toughy, is suppose its the ones with a question mark at the end
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What are your plans for the Future? : This and that, you know...
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Should I get the Sims or Civ III? : civ III, so i cam borrow it from u.
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What can I do to help you? : nothing, i am beyond help, save yourselfs, now before its too late, ot r maybe it is an were all doomed, werre doomed i tells you!!!!!
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Do you have a question about Neilology (for FAQ)? : Maybe, maybe not.... well yes but thats beside the point. When you fell down, like lifes a curse... what do you do?
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Final thoughts...? : hmm...... (that was it)
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Who are you? (No, really, who are you?) : Sarah
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What are your thoughts on my site, 2002-2003? : It is growing and getting better.
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What type of questions do you like the best? : Interesting Questions.
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What are your plans for the Future? : Fuck up a-levels, spend all summer in bed, go to 2nd choice uni, get pissed a lot.
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Should I get the Sims or Civ III? : Sims cos I know what that one is.
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What can I do to help you? : God knows...
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Do you have a question about Neilology (for FAQ)? : Is there a degree in this subject and if there is, would you get a first?
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Final thoughts...? : Theyre on Jerry Springer and not on me! lol
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Who are you? (No, really, who are you?) : I Am Your God. Bow Mortal
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What are your thoughts on my site, 2002-2003? : I Am Too Important To Notice Such Things, But As An Omnipotant Deity I Did Anyway. I Saw That It Was Good.
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What type of questions do you like the best? : The Type That Can Only Be Answered By Me.
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What are your plans for the Future? : I Do Not Need To Plan For The Future For All Times Are My Present
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Should I get the Sims or Civ III? : You Should Devote Your Life To My Worship.
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What can I do to help you? : Sacrifice Lerys To Me
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Do you have a question about Neilology (for FAQ)? : How Does It Feel To Be A Puny Mortal Who Could Be Crushed By A Truck Any Day?
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Final thoughts...? : I Have No Final Thoughts As I Am The Everlasting Ancient Of Days.
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Who are you? (No, really, who are you?) : Wouldnt you like to know....
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What are your thoughts on my site, 2002-2003? : Well, the additions of the nielisms page was pure genius, but then is was my idea, so no suprise there.
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What type of questions do you like the best? : ALL QUESTIONS!
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What are your plans for the Future? : A future version of myself is going to come back and help me win fame and riches. That is, if noone says anything to demotivate me
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Should I get the Sims or Civ III? : SIMS dofus. Then you can make a jess sim to live in the bathroom
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What can I do to help you? : put a bed in the bathroom and clean the shower when you use it
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Do you have a question about Neilology (for FAQ)? : Who has the power, Neil?
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Final thoughts...? : I DONT WANT TO DIE!!! NOOOOooooo....
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Who are you? (No, really, who are you?) : Lerysie, Lerysie as u say
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What are your thoughts on my site, 2002-2003? : Well it started off good, got better and then i signed the guestbook a whole load of times and it got really really good because of this, and by the way im still the highest signer, nyahhh!!!!
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What type of questions do you like the best? : the ones where i get to big up myself, like how brilliant is lerys? answer: VERY!!!! oh and ones about the hhgttg
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What are your plans for the Future? : Well this and that, u no, general stuff.
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Should I get the Sims or Civ III? : Civ III, then lend it to me, ive already got all the sims,
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What can I do to help you? : Well........ sign MY guestbook perhaps, and bring friends, many friends to sign it also
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Do you have a question about Neilology (for FAQ)? : When did the chicken cross the road, and if by the same logic as all questions are FAQs as no question is asked more than once, if someone asked the same question again would the rest have to be taken off as they are no longer the most FAQs?
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Final thoughts...? : i confused myself!
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Who are you? (No, really, who are you?) : Tom
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What are your thoughts on my site, 2002-2003? : Pretty good. I like the forms.
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What type of questions do you like the best? : The ones that involve Zsie-Zsie in some way.
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What are your plans for the Future? : Work my little fingers to the bone and get a B in Maths, B in Physics and A in Computing
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Should I get the Sims or Civ III? : Sims Unleashed, then borrow all the others off of Lerys or someone. £20 instead of £30+£20+£20+£20+£20+£20=£130
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What can I do to help you? : DON"T Talk to me
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Do you have a question about Neilology (for FAQ)? : Will there be any webspace devoted to Neilings, or are these too much an intimate and integral part of your being?
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Final thoughts...? : To the laborotory!!!
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Who are you? (No, really, who are you?) : Adam Pearson
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What are your thoughts on my site, 2002-2003? : Its was really good!!Neilisms rock!!!
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What type of questions do you like the best? : One that I can give funny answers to
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What are your plans for the Future? : get married have kids beat the viciuosly and have them taken away, appear on Jenny Jones and win them back only to beat them to within an inch of their life yet again. Or just satying single, i aint fussed.
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Should I get the Sims or Civ III? : SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!! SIMS!!!
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What can I do to help you? : Nothin, I;m a B grade student
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Do you have a question about Neilology (for FAQ)? :
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Final thoughts...? : I want some food!!(thats better)
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