Random Ramblings and Questions on a Red Pouffy Kind of Day

You know I hate this time of year. It brings back unpleasant memories of Catholic school and Lent and Friday afternoons in church while my friends were playing baseball. Other than the clothes, I never cared much for the Easter Holiday either. Ah those Easter dress the girls wore, with the white crinolines. Maybe this helps to explain my fascination with them.

In any case, this is a new outfit from Suzi’s Ruffles, and it’s fantastic. Red as red can be! I always seem to plan poorly when I wear my pouffy outfits, because I had laundry to do, stockings and lingerie to wash etc, and these huge petticoats don’t make these tasks easy. But I somehow manage.

I just happend to have these pantyhose with red dots and they went well.

But I did go out and buy the shoes

Have you heard about the new “Barbie” makeup from Mac? Talk about a CD magnet. However I was disappointed in what I got, so I can’t recommend it.

However, in the “you can’t be too careful” department, as I walked away from the counter I saw a women I dated for a while who worked for Channel. Now she is with someone else, and I barely recognized her. She went from shoulder length auburn hair to short pouffy blond hair; great gobs of dark makeup to great gobs of lighter makeup.

While I am still in the midst of a Carol news blackout, I need to say 2 things. Watching her in her bra and girdle taking her curlers out and combing out her hair is one of the most erotic things I have ever seen in person

I also went to her store the other day, dressed, and she fitted me with 2 new long line bras. Not bad either.

Have you heard about “Flickr”? Probably. I guess I was one of the last people on earth who didn’t know about it. Well I was looking at another girl’s pictures and there she was with a box of tampons! I had to write to her, and she told me I was her inspiration. Cool huh?

And she asked for more pictures of me with tampons. In fact I have 6 or 7 requests, so here you go.

And here is a tampon question:
Dear Miss April,
I am a real girl way out here in the Seattle area. I am drawn to your site, and your use of maxi pads and tampons fascinates me. So two questions: Why do you use these things, and have you ever used more than one tampon at a time?
Betty in Bellevue

Betty sent a picture and if it is really her she’s a babe! Let’s see, how many times have I addressed the issue of why? A zillion? More time than Bill Gates, also of Bellevue, has dollars? Here’s the answer….drum roll….I don’t know! As to question number 2. I do everything to excess, wear 3 pairs of hosiery 3 slips, enough makeup and hair for 4 or 5 normal girls. So would it surprise you to know that I have regularly used more than one tampon at a time?

I love these vintage "Female Mimics" magazines. Carol was fascinated with them as well
Showin' off

As I write this I am wearing a summer outfit with white shoes. I think one of the great things about being a part time girls is that you don’t have to follow anything style or fashion, you can do whatever you want. So I wear white shoes before Easter and after labor day! Hah!

My nails don’t always match my lipstick. Deal with it!

My hair is silly and outrageous and I don’t care what you think!

And I will wear all the makeup I want and I reject the natural look. I don’t want to look natural

In fact Miss Carol is wearing a lot more makeup these days becasue of me. She looks outstanding in dark red lipstick

None of that "Just a little gloss will do" for us!

You know that axiom about perfume that less is more, "just a dab behind the ears?"...not happening with this girl. Use a lot!

Ok enought but I bet you can think of more of these "rules" you happily violate every time you dress


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