"Dutch the Wonderdog"
Dutch's favorite saying: My "Grandpa Duke" originally named me "Dutchmaster" after his love for fine cigars. He liked a good cigar now and then, he said it got rid sneaker breath. He was a wealthy dog who made most of his money in the oil buisness. Very My Dad is trying to keep me in shape. He feeds me this food called "Science Diet". What a joke, if he would look in the mirror just once, he might realize I'm not the one who needs dieting! Anyway,I really know how to piss him off! What I usually do is chew on his sneakers and leave lots of doggie slobber in them. Then, I make him put them on (squish!) and take me for a long walk. After that, I'll come back home and crap on the rug. Wheeeeeeeeeew doggie!, does he get mad!
"Unless your the lead dog, the scenery never changes."
Just because I tipped the trash barrel over a couple of times my Mom is convinced I've got a little of the devil in me. Jill doesn't want me chewing on any of her things and she says I have too much gas. Ryan just wants me to stop crapping in his room. And my Dad calls me the "Wonderdog" because he wonders how that much shit can come from one small dog.... I'm trying to behave myself, but sometimes I forget. I think I need a hobby. They gave me this page, but I would like to have my very own web site. My friend Auggie has his own web site called "Auggie's World". Check out "Doggie Diaries". It's really cool!
Auggie's World 
Anyway, my name is "Dutch".I am a male boxer and I was born on Nov.3,1997. Since then I have had an ear infection, ear mites,fleas, pneumonia, needles, pills, my tail "docked" and my ears "cropped". All that stuff really hasn't bothered me a bit. To tell you the truth, I'm more afraid of what they're going to try to cut off next.............
Yeah, life has sucked for the Dutchmaster so far, but I'm feeling great now and I am starting to have a whole lot of fun.
popular and highly respected, they even wrote and recorded a song about him in the fifties called "The Duke of Oil". Maybe youv'e heard it.
Grandpa Duke lived life in the fast lane, which by the way, is where he was when they found him. It was messy and not a pretty sight, but very ironic. He had been run over by an oil truck. The song goes "Nothing can stop the Duke of Oil". One of these days I'm going to rewrite that verse. Here is a picture of "My Grandpa Duke."
Oh well, I've got to go. My Dad is on his way home from work and he doesn't like me using the computer.Thank god for keyboards though, my pawmenship is just terrible.
Come back and visit me soon. I will be updating this page and adding more pictures as soon as I can get the cheap bastard to buy a scanner.WOOF! SOMEONE IS COMING! The Dutchmaster
This is "Penny", my cat. She's 19 years old and doesn't
like to play too much, but her ass makes a great pillow!
Favorite Quotes: To do is to be. -Descartes To be is to do. -Voltaire Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra
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