Our Beer,
which art in barrels,
hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
at home as it is at the club.
Forgive us this day our daily spillage
as we forgive those who spill it against us.
Lead us not into sobriety,
And deliver us from hangovers,
For mine is the bitter,
The ale and the lager,
Forever and ever;

              Barmen