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[logo] Let Us Be Your Webmaster...

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Easy terms, no money, only a portion of your soul. We guarantee that anybody who enters the Web Site we write for you will be permanently ensnared. Our web-spinning specialists have hundreds of years of experience in this art (not just on the Internet ¶¶¶). We do custom-designed web snares for people with a statement to make (especially if it is along the lines "I'm right and everybody else is wrong"). But for beginners and amateurs, there are three basic styles on our economy plan:
  1. Plain text, no graphics: We will twist your words to make your site irresistible.
  2. All graphics, no text: Some great fractals that will mesmerize anyone, permanently.
  3. No text, no graphics: Our great bottomless abyss, winner of the Microsoft Void Award
    (the coveted Rotten Apple). Talk about Black Holes...

~~ Y3K ~~   NOTE: Everything we supply is guaranteed to be Year 3000 Compliant.   ~~ Y3K~~

Please prick your right little finger and sign on the dotted line. We will be in touch. (You need do nothing else.)

 

 

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