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Don't forget, it is possible we may be without for a few days. No fancy stuff will work if it's not Y2K ready. String would be good also as we may have to guard our borders with the old fashion string/tin can telephone defence. I read about in in a basic survival book for cats that was printed in 1901.
They used to use small acorns and soak them in mud. They had about 5 layers, putting on one layer at a time. It took five days to make each one. It baked in the hot summer sun and was there to stay. When it was thrown it would explode. Since the acorn was fresh when they baked on the mud, it was rotten inside. So when it hit the d*g. it just exploded and hurt them real bad.
The best place to aim was always at the back end. This was for 2 reasons the book says. You certainly don't want to put his eyes out as the owner will feel very sorry for the d*g and very mad at the cat. Also, we, as superior animals, don't want to injure the d*g so it cannot see.
I recommend you stocking some of these simple weapons - just in case we all have to do without for a while.
Bibliography: "First Line Defence for the New Century: Everything Cats Need To Know", 1901, Kittyland Press, York, Penn. Written by Alfred L. Mouser, ESQ.
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