My name is McGregor. Many of my brothers and cousins have joined CAD Defence Squadrons. I feel I also have a valuable contribution to make. Whiskers is joining with me.
I am driving our newly purchased vehicle, the Humm V. Whiskers will do the shooting. He likes that sort of thing. He has a bad temper but will do well in this job, as long as he is inflicting damage on others. As I am not into that really, I will drive. I am a bit over weight and am not as fast as I should be, but I can certainly drive this new vehicle.
The Humm V was an excellent buy. It came with a .50 caliber machine gun - just right for the bigger acorns that my cousin manufactures. It also has AT-4 AT rockets and on the roll bar there are launchers for smoke grenades. It also has 1 lazer range finder, 1 auto navigation system ( this will be good for me- as I can sit back and eat while the hummer goes!!), with GPS.( This is good- in case I go to sleep while on the move - I can tell where I am), GPS is Global positioning system ( satalite). It also has a radio decection finder, a shovel, an ax, 1 machete, a sledgehammer, a tow chain, 3 fire extinguishers and 1 tool kit.
Whiskers can fix what ever gets broken. Though the hummer was cheap, I did have to spend a lot of money on it. I don't mind though, because I was always given extra allowance for cleaning up everybodys plate.
Over and out,
McGregor and the bad tempered Whiskers