Communication between memfurs is critically impurrtant.
Keep in touch with headquarters by sekure mail.
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Bonnie and Pepper Freya's Furce |
Mew Freya, We would like to join your group to help in the CAD2000 and help all the kitties that are bullied by D*gs! |
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Chryssie Freya's Furce |
Meeows, Chief Ossifer Freya! I am proud to be a member of your distinguished furce, dedicated to the control and, yes, possible extinction of the canine species. You will be happy to know that I have been sharpening my 21 claws on Meowmie's wing chair, an activity that will undoubtedly mark me as a bad, bad kitty. |
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Freddie the WonderCat, Freya FurryCat Fenris and Bitsy Covert Operations |
Wowr, Henry Freya, Fenris & Bitsy would love to be part of Freya's Furce, but we work best as a pride and the unit we are best skilled for is Covert Operations. We have had much experience of this, providing intelligence & undercover operations for the Kirkham Camel Corps. Our covert activities behind Over-Wyre Insurgent lines after the fall of Hambleton prevented the OWI advancing to the Wyre before the Skulpie fish returned from their annual mating frenzy at Sellafield. Once the Skulpie had returned, the river was uncrossable other than by the toll-bridge at Cartford. Shortly after the Siege of Cartford, Fenris went 'deep undercover' for which she was awarded the WonderCat Medal of Honour and the Athena Cross (With Horns) After dealing with the OWI, d*gs are a mere distraction. We will not diappoint you. Freddie the WonderCat, Saviour of Democracy |
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Taffy P. Edwards Freya's Furce |
Dear Chief Ossifur Freya,
I would love furry much to join Freya's Furce and hiss and growwwwwl at those awful d*gs. I don't have any front claws, so could I get some artifishal ones? Yours truely, Taffy P. Edwards Note: Freya is purrsonally duing Taffy's nails - in "Flaming Passion Red" |
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Jasper Marcus Tilley
Southern |
Wow! Wezse so furry excited about CAD! We wanna volunteer our services for the Southern Hemisphere.
Marcus and me, Jasper, can offur de Volvo as a tank against d*gs. None of doze wussy golf carts for us - Meowmie won't mind us using her station wagon for a gud cause.
Tilley sez dat she can work on Intelligence Operations. Basically, this is fur indoor kitties who can't get outside to beat up d*gs. Kitties sit by the windows pretending to be sunning themselves when really they're keeping an eye on the street or the gardens, collating intelligence about d*g and cat movements and sending them in to Central Command. We think this is probably within Tilley's ability ... :-) She will monitor radar for aerial attacks in our area, as well as liaising with satellite control centres for long-range information. About time she actually did something round the house instead of stealing kibble! She also sez can she wear one of those neat headsets so she looks official. Must go - Meowmie thinks the Volvo is parked outside but we're gonna take it for a spin round the neighbourhood to check on wandering d*gs and squirt them with our water pistols. purrs, Jasper and Marcus and Tilley |
| Rushy |
Dear Commander Henry, Sir, I would like to join the cycle division of CAD. I am a 4 year old long-haired, brown tabby. I am a very curious feline--I check out all activity in my household and I often offer my services (though at times my humans can be rude and reject my offers.) My favorite sleeping place is atop my human's laser printer. I do have to be very careful though because occasionally my bushy tail gets sucked in! I live with my sister, Maggy, and our two adopted siblings, Duke and Zoey. I have a special interest in cooking (in my former life I MUST have been a chef) and will often oversee my humans cooking from my perch atop the refrigerator. I also enjoy fashion but good taste prohibits me from expounding on it here. I do have a GOOD friend that is a member of CAD and he can provide you with my references. His name is Midnight. Please give him my purry best. Sincerely, Rushy Yes, yes ... by all means sign Rushy up fur CAD. But is the CycleCats Division the right place fur a sweet little kitty who wants to wear a PINK helmet with a long, flowing PINK scarf? I tried to explain how dangerous that would be ... rememfur what happened to Isafura Duncan? I even tried to purrsuade Rushy to join Freya's Furce and ride with Dobbin in her golf cart (she plans to paint it PINK). I hope Rushy got my message, but Bogey may have intercepted it. Did you see what she wrote about us? Concerned, Midnight |
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Monsieur Français AKA Frenchie |
Miaows Henri! Mon ami Shibui has recommended me for membership in CAD. I want to join the unit she is in, Covert OpPURRations. She thinks that my agility and speed, plus my ability to purr and miaow in several different languages, will be an asset. Au Revoir, Monsieur Français (AKA Frenchie) |
| Spencer |
Meow! My name is Spencer and i would love to help CAD opurrations. I do not quite know what i would like to do, but here is a list of my qualifications: *i am young (2) but strong, and experienced *If i was capurrturred, (which of course would nevurr happen,) i am used to fighting, and could suffurr torturr without hurt, yet i can fall asleep very easily and could play dead to avoid torturr *i am bilingual, and meow in Russian as well as English, so I can spot immigrant d*gs *i live in Wisconsin, so i am used to a cold and changurring climate *i type purrty fast *i swear to aid CAD destroy d*gs!!!!!! Purringly yours, Spencer Note from G.C. Henry: Spencer's qualifications can be best used in the Command Center and Covert OpPURRations |
| Niklos |
Meow Henry
I still don't know how I can join a team in CAD 2000. I'm a pure d*g hater ! Everytime I see one, I hiss and try to scratch him. My dear friend Kitten K Boodles had her home invaded by a St Bernard puppy and I went to her rescue. You can see it at http://members.xoom.com/tozac/boo.html. I hope this is sufficient proof that I could be a good member in CAD 2000. Purrs, Niklos Note from Henry: Niklos exploits and bravery are more than proof. We are honored to have Niklos as a CAD Special Agent |
| Shaun and Bengal |
I will like being in Land operation - with my 12 Gauge pump action paintball loaded and ready for painted d*gs operation. |
| Romeo and Mercutio | Romeo, who has been known to leap off second story balconies in pursuit of strange happenings below would like to join your force. Therefore, his brother Mercutio would also like to join although he always applies logic before making leaps. Mature brothers of 4 human years could contribute to CAD. |
| Mosje | I am Mosje, a siamese and I am a bit crosseyed, but fast as a rocket! Visit my homepage! Mosje, Champion of the World |
| Psycho and Inky |
Psycho and Inky are natural CAD 2000 members. Psycho would be the best there ever was. Psycho: Uh-huh, yeah I could beat a d*g fast uh-huh. Inky: ME TOO! |
| Felix Flufflor |
Hello Puffy and Tiny, I would like to be a CAD pilot. I would serve to help kitties all around that are in trouble.I've studied well and taken CAD Unifurrcity courses and have been trained well by my tough meomie Lauren (who is my purrsonal "secretary" as well).I will do my best. Sincerely,Felix Flufflor Sincerely, Felix Flufflor |