I awoke from my morning nap, enjoyed a hasty repast, then donned my gear and purrceeded to the Course in my special vehicle. The sky was hazy...contact did not seem probable--but I forged ahead against all obstacles as Queens (and Special Agents) will do!

After expurrimenting with various combinations of sound and mewsical tones, I found one that worked exceptionally well. I shall describe it as follows: Beginning in the key of C, I sang the Meow Mix jingle. It did not evoke a response, so I varied it and sang it backwards, still with no success.

Then I reasoned, if these are d*gs, certainly they would not respond favorably to "meow". I hastily changed the tactic, substituting bow wow fur meow. Unfurtunately, this also failed. Finally, I tried the words backwards, as well as the tune. Here is the combination: Wow wob wow wob wow wob wow wob, and so on to the end. It was well worth the effort it took to pronounce those wobs, fur within seconds my antennae began to quiver and the satellite dish attached to my head began rotating wildly. A message was coming through.

I transcribe it here to the best of my ability, as I find it difficult to duplicate so many consonants:
Foow foow, dab tac! Ew era gnimoc noos ot etanimod modtaC. Rrrrrrrg, piy piy!
Do not ask me to translate, as I have no idea what these words -- if indeed they are words -- mean. I must say they do have a sinister ring to them, do they not?

As I was ready to close the transmission, I received this image. It may be one of the aliens. What do you think?

In haste--it is raining!
Ystib
P.S. May the Furce be with you!

From: Commander Yrneh
Re: Mysterious Message

Can any of you translate this mysterious, sinister message? Command Ystib and I sense that it may be a hostile message. CAD scientists and geniuses - come to our aid. Put your brain power to work at translating this message - BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!

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