It started when an AWACS plane flew ofur d*g controlled land. It spotted a patch of land where some unusually smart d*gs had managed to build an airbase and get hold of an F-18 Hornet.
This infurmation was sent to CAD central where Commanders Tiny and Puffy were infurmed. Despurrate fur action, since the d*gs could do some quite nasty things with their Hornet, they established a plan.
Early the next morning, Commander Tiny herself was being paradropped near the d*g airbase. It was now furry dark so with her sleek, black fur she easily slipped past the d*g guards undetected. When she got to the plane, she found a d*g pilot inside it, but with a few swipes of her paw and the threat of hitting him with a piece of kibble with her slingshot, the pilot was running away to alert the guards. By then, Commander Tiny had taken off.
Three hours later, Commander Tiny was well on her way back to the main CAD airbase in the Arizona desert. Commander Puffy had now headed off to bomb the d*g airbase with 2000 lb weights covered in silly string.
Now we have the Hornet at Arizona ready to be deployed when it is needed. We still need lots more kitties to work as pilots, air traffic controllers and technicians.
