Captain Video: Are ye tom enough to view these young beauties fresh from the Orient? Each one is bewitching and begiling! There's Baby, with her unstoppable belly, there's Babyblu the shy, but alluring minx, there's Desiree the graceful Sylph (She's very aptly named too, heh, heh!), there's Sasha whose every move will have ye saying, "Yessss!", and finally there's Madame X, the mysterious beauty who leaves nothing to the imagination. Step right up, if ye will and enter my treasure trove of delights.

Oriental Beauties, my right paw. The furthest east any of those hussies as been is East Trenton, New Jersey.

Gee, Uncle Foley, why can't I go in?

Because you're too young to appreciate the fine art of exotic dancing. (And besides your Aunt Chelsea would KILL me if I took you in there.)

Sam and Farley

(from behind tent): Psst, NEELIX!
Come on!
There's a HOLE back here!

 

Enter
the tent!