Over Here! Over Here!

Welcome to The Three Foolish Jugglers' Show!

Bold and Stupid Jugglers at yer service!

Now everyone, help in the kitty krowd gathering techniques...

Applaud! Clap! Stamp yer paws and let everyone know yer having a nip snortin' good time!

Quick - we have three belly dancers and only two costumes! Over Here!!

(Audience response please: "Ooooo! Awwwwww!")

Wow! This is some krowd! Permit us to introduce ourselves - We are The Three Foolish Jugglers, from Katsklovia!

In the middle am I, Gilly Gorgonzola, klub juggler and kazoo player extraordinaire and I am sooo happy to greet you! I shall delight you with club juggling so skilled it will defy any sudden bursts of gravity!

On my right (yer left paw side) is the 'Mazing Montaña MacPuddin' of the Clan MacPuddin' and she will 'maze you with her spunky eight ball juggling, while balancing another with her tail - a feat Never seen in these parts before! Or any parts fer that matter. No humoon can out juggle this spunky kitty lass!

And lastly, on my left (yer other right) is Snibbling Sydney that Flaming Kat from Katmansdu Katsklovia! He'll astound you! He'll confound you! Watch him juggle flames! Watch him perform the Chickie Flambe of Death! (No live chickies are Actually used in this act). And There's More! See him paw across the tightrope, strung at a terrifying Three Feet above the stage floor! No Safety Net!

(Audience response please: "Ooooo! Awwwwww!")

Hey! You Rat! I'm talkin' to you! Get off da stage yer cramping my spiel! Put that ball down, we ain't auditioning today.

And Now! The 'Mazing Montaña!

 

Ooops!

Gravity! Not just a Good Idea - It's the Law!

(Audience response please: "Ooooo! Awwwwww!")

 

Montaña: Well Gilly G, at least we got rid of that scene stealin' rat juggler.

Gilly G: Purty sad way to go, and his ball is flat now too.

Snibbling Sydney: Hey! Whats about me? It's gettin' purty toasty up here on this highwire!

Gilly G: Sorry Syd, yer time is up. We gots to clean up this mess before the next show.

 

So Ladies and Gentlemen! Gentle Kitties All!

Thank you for being part of the Show! Toona donations will be taken in any amount!

Jes flip 'em into our caps on yer way out. Help usmove on to the next faire!

 

And Remember!

When you shoot for the moon and miss,

You're still among the stars!

 

(Note: Most of this dialog was taken from the real NickandWhimsey Show, two of the finest jugglers I've ever known.

Where ever you are Nick and Whimsey, we sure miss you! Tik Tok)