Pugsley: Ho there, Milady! Can I interest thee in a potion? This one is especially powerful...

guaranteed to sharpen the senses, allowing ye to smell a mouse from three rooms away!

Polly: I don't catch mice! I need something to pep me up--something mild that tastes good.

Pugsley: Ah, then I have just the thing! Calming Catnip Essence--just one samoleon an ounce.

Polly: Mercy, that's more than I get paid as Chief Investigator fur the Kassle Kopz in a month!

Even the Commissioner doesn't make that much. I'll give you three tunas fur it, and no more!

 

Pugsley: I cannot let it go fur less than ten.

 

Polly: Four, and that's my limit.

 

Pugsley: It is worth far more, but you may have it fur eight.

 

Polly: Five, and that's too much.

 

Pugsley: Make it seven and it's yours.

 

Polly: I will go no higher than six.

 

Pugsley: Very well then, take it--but I am quickly going broke. (Hehehe--it only costs two toonas to make a gallon)

 

Polly: All right, but I still think it's too expensive. ( Tee hee, I would have paid three

times that much fur it if he hadn't been so dumb. Wait till I tell Alex what a bargain I got.)