And The Winner Is...

Mulder: Wait a minute here. *I* made him angry. *I* made him turn green and bust out of his clothes. Shouldn't that muscular, green arm be around *me* right now?

From the mind of creepie
December 11, 1998

The Runners Up

Scully: ...and don't give me none of that "It's behind you crap" either!

Ludo | December 7, 1998

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Mulder: Um, Scully, what is that green thing following you around?

Scully: Mulder, what are you talking about? This is Mr. Banner.

Mulder: Wait, Scully, can't you see it?

Scully: sigh Not again--I will NOT share his madness, I will NOT share his madness...

SamMulder s:) | December 10, 1998

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And yet again, the space time warp continuum manages to switch the minds of Mulder and the Hulk at such an inopportune moment.

Hulk: How does a nice romantic dinner sound. Let's go to my place.

Scully: Okay. If you insist.

Mulder: Scully!!!! Don't believe anything he tells you. He's not me!!!!

Annette | December 8, 1998

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"Scully, what's big, green, and really pissed off?"

"I don't know, Mulder, what?"

"I don't know either but it's right behind you."

Jenna | December 11, 1998

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Hulk: Come on and choose Scully, me or him.

Mulder: Scully, remember, I told you I loved you.

Scully: Oh brother!

Sandy Bruchmann | December 8, 1998

The Contenders
(in chronological order)

Mulder: I know there were a lot of weird things in your family, but calling HIM your cousin is surely the top!

Itay Shlamkovich | December 6, 1998

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Hulk: ME WARN YOU NOT MAKE ME MAD!!!!!

Scully: Now look what you did, Mulder!

Mulder: HEY! I'm SORRY I said Frohike was going a little bald!!!

Michelle | December 6, 1998

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Mulder: Scully, you really need to change your dating service.

Darin Kinsey | December 6, 1998

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Mulder: "Scully, Wait!"

Hulk: "The lady's with me. She wants some action from a real live action hero."

Scully: "Sorry Mulder, I didn't join the X-files as a career move. I have a secret fetish for little green men."

Mulder: "Wait, I can paint myself green!"

Kim Moon, X-filer Extraordinaire | December 6, 1998

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Incredible Hulk: "She's mine, Monkey Boy."

KD | December 6, 1998

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Mulder: Sculleeee!!! Don't leave me!!

Scully: Sorry Mulder, but he's twice the hulk you are!

Geckogirl | December 6, 1998

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"Scully you know how I feel about little Green Men"

Rachelle Broomer | December 6, 1998

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"See, Scully? Little green men, just like I told you."

Riff | December 6, 1998

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Mulder finds the shocking secret to Scully's interest in "going green".

Mulder: "Scully, when you said you were into the green scene...I thought you meant ENVIRONMENTALLY!"

Raven | December 6, 1998

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i told you scully, a three way is out of the question!!

fred | December 6, 1998

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Mulder: Hurry, Scully! Get in a little closer to the right for the camera!

Scully: Mulder, I hope this is not leading to something embarrassing. You remember what Skinner said about getting him angry...

Mulder: But Scully, this is the ONLY way that I am able to capture Skinner THAT way as he does his Elvis lip thing!

emet | December 6, 1998

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Scully: Mulder it's not what you're thinking!

Mulder: And so I suppose you're going to tell me that's not really an alien?

Mr. Green | December 7, 1998

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MULDER: "Scully?....I thought we...we had something."

SCULLY: "Something? Damnit, Mulder...at least Dr. Banner had the guts to ask me out."

MULDER: "Dr. Banner?
(looks over her left shoulder)
"And they say I'm delusional"

SCULLY: "What?"

HULK: "HULK SMASH SMARTASS!"

Daniel Martinez | December 7, 1998

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Mulder: Okay...let me see if I have this straight....you, Scully?, and...him?

Scully: That's right. You have a problem with that? Hulkie is strong, yet sensitive, and he's a demon under the covers!!

Mulder: Hulkie!!??

Hulk: Damn Straight.

Puddlesky | December 7, 1998

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Hulk: This guy bothering you?

Riff | December 7, 1998

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Mulder: S-Scully! That's...!

Scully (angry): You got to have your mind switched last episode, so now it's my turn to have some fun with an X-File!

Anne Packrat | December 7, 1998

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Mulder: "Scully, what I said is you will never find an incredible 'hunk' to replace me."

Strawberryshake | December 7, 1998

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Mulder: Wha..What? Scully??!!! I thought you knew better then getting personal with some of our files!!

Scully: But Mulder, come on!!! He's green! My favorite color! I mean GOD if you like girls named B.J., why can't I like the green ones?

Sam Klingman | December 8, 1998

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Mulder: Hey get your grimy hands...paws..whatever..off Scully!!

Hulk: No way, Kit, she's MINE!

Mulder: KIT???!!! Go back to the swamp, Jool Green Giant!

Scully: Hey!! Come on, Mulder.....We can name him Ishmael!!!

sam klingman | December 8, 1998

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Scully: It's official Mulder we finally pushed Skinner over the edge!

DrDSculy@aol.com | December 8, 1998

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Back off ya pencil-necked geek! I'm helping the little lady get her panties on straight.

Angel the celestial netsurfer | December 9, 1998

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Mulder: Scully, NO! That isn't Byers! Get away as fast as you can!

Scully: Stop being so paranoid, Mulder! Let's go honey.

Mike Sanders | December 9, 1998

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Mulder: That's it, Langly! I've had enough of this DNA crap!

Hulk: YOU MAKE ME ANGRY, MAN!

Mulder: Whoopsie! AUUGGGHHH! Runaway, Runaway!

Scully: sigh

KidCat505@aol.com | December 9, 1998

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Ummmmm, Scully? I think you have something on the back of your jacket.

Gisen | December 9, 1998

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Mulder: It was her fault!

Scully: It was his fault!

Mulder: Was not!

Scully: Was too!

Now you kids calm down. It's no use crying over spilled alien fetuses.

gisen | December 9, 1998

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Mulder: "Uh, hey, Hulk, if I were you I wouldn't-"

Hulk: "Hey, baby, you wanna...you know?"

Scully: "I AM THE GODDESS OF HELLFIRE, YOU BASTARD!!!"

Mulder: "Well, I tried to tell you..."

Darlene DeWitt | December 9, 1998

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Mulder: So much for "little" green men!!!!

Scully: Huh?

Stephanie Martinez | December 9, 1998

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Mulder: So what's he got that I haven't?

Scully: Well, one of his appendages comes up to HERE on me, and it isn't his leg!

Ludo | December 10, 1998

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HEY! KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF HER!!!!!! SHE MINE

anonymous | December 10, 1998

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[Dramatic in face shot of Mulder and Skinner]

Skinner: "Who would you rather sleep with Scully or the Hulk?"

Mulder: "The Green Hulk or the regular Hulk?"

Skinner: "Green."

Scully and the Hulk walk into much to Mulder and Skinner's embassment....

[Camera pans from dramatic in face shot of Mulder and Skinner to over Mulder's Shoulder]

Mulder: "Hmmmmmmmm, that one."

The Grocer | December 10, 1998

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Scully: "who said the green men had to be little"

Hulk: "Hulk need do more than !SMASH!"

Mulder: "I think I'll go watch some porn"

MIke | December 10, 1998

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Okay, Mulder, so he looks a little odd. You have to admit it though, he's an improvement over the ones that are green on the inside!!!

Beans | December 10, 1998

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Psst, Hulk! While I distract her with the "pull my finger" bit, you sneak up behind, tap her on the shoulder and say "Boo!"

Wergel | December 10, 1998

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Mulder: What's he got that i ain't got?

Scully: Mulder... you've got it all wrong, he's my latest study on a genetic break through.

Mulder: That still doesn't explain why he has his arm around you!

Ting | December 10, 1998

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He warned you Scully!!! He said that you wouldn't like him when he was angry!

Astaria | December 11, 1998

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MULDER: Samantha, you get your hands off Scully now! She's MINE!

Andorra | December 11, 1998

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Scully: Mulder, this is Pendrell. He's not dead.

Mulder: You mean?

Scully: Yes, another victim of the green goo.

Woodinat | December 11, 1998

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MULDER: Uh, Scully, I think you have a little something on your, uh, shoulder...

Andorra | December 11, 1998

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MULDER: Hey, gimme back my Hulk!

Andorra | December 11, 1998

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SCULLY, YOUR BROTHER'S AFTER ME AGAIN!

BGK | December 11, 1998

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Scully: Mulder, I'm sorry, but Hulk and I are getting married. He tells me that there is a perfectly rational explanation for his transformation.

Lynn Olson | December 12, 1998

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Scully: Mulder, you are not Jerry Springer and The Incredible Hulk is not my psycho boyfriend Gus.

And The Winner Is...

Mulder: Wait a minute here. *I* made him angry. *I* made him turn green and bust out of his clothes. Shouldn't that muscular, green arm be around *me* right now?

From the mind of creepie December 11, 1998

The Runners Up

Scully: ...and don't give me none of that "It's behind you crap" either!

Ludo | December 7, 1998

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Mulder: Um, Scully, what is that green thing following you around?

Scully: Mulder, what are you talking about? This is Mr. Banner.

Mulder: Wait, Scully, can't you see it?

Scully: *sigh* Not again--I will NOT share his madness, I will NOT share his madness...

SamMulder s:) | December 10, 1998

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And yet again, the space time warp continuum manages to switch the minds of Mulder and the Hulk at such an inopportune moment.

Hulk: How does a nice romantic dinner sound. Let's go to my place.

Scully: Okay. If you insist.

Mulder: Scully!!!! Don't believe anything he tells you. He's not me!!!!

Annette | December 8, 1998

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"Scully, what's big, green, and really pissed off?"

"I don't know, Mulder, what?"

"I don't know either but it's right behind you."

Jenna | December 11, 1998

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Hulk: Come on and choose Scully, me or him.

Mulder: Scully, remember, I told you I loved you.

Scully: Oh brother!

Sandy Bruchmann | December 8, 1998

The Contenders (in chronological order)

Mulder: I know there were a lot of weird things in your family, but calling HIM your cousin is surely the top!

Itay Shlamkovich | December 6, 1998

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Hulk: ME WARN YOU NOT MAKE ME MAD!!!!!

Scully: Now look what you did, Mulder!

Mulder: HEY! I'm SORRY I said Frohike was going a little bald!!!

Michelle | December 6, 1998

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Mulder: Scully, you really need to change your dating service.

Darin Kinsey | December 6, 1998

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Mulder: "Scully, Wait!"

Hulk: "The lady's with me. She wants some action from a real live action hero."

Scully: "Sorry Mulder, I didn't join the X-files as a career move. I have a secret fetish for little green men."

Mulder: "Wait, I can paint myself green!"

Kim Moon, X-filer Extraordinaire | December 6, 1998

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Incredible Hulk: "She's mine, Monkey Boy."

KD | December 6, 1998

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Mulder: Sculleeee!!! Don't leave me!!

Scully: Sorry Mulder, but he's twice the hulk you are!

Geckogirl | December 6, 1998

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"Scully you know how I feel about little Green Men"

Rachelle Broomer | December 6, 1998

--------------------

"See, Scully? Little green men, just like I told you."

Riff | December 6, 1998

--------------------

Mulder finds the shocking secret to Scully's interest in "going green".

Mulder: "Scully, when you said you were into the green scene...I thought you meant ENVIRONMENTALLY!"

Raven | December 6, 1998

--------------------

i told you scully, a three way is out of the question!!

fred | December 6, 1998

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Mulder: Hurry, Scully! Get in a little closer to the right for the camera!

Scully: Mulder, I hope this is not leading to something embarrassing. You remember what Skinner said about getting him angry...

Mulder: But Scully, this is the ONLY way that I am able to capture Skinner THAT way as he does his Elvis lip thing!

emet | December 6, 1998

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Scully: Mulder it's not what you're thinking!

Mulder: And so I suppose you're going to tell me that's not really an alien?

Mr. Green | December 7, 1998

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MULDER: "Scully?....I thought we...we had something."

SCULLY: "Something? Damnit, Mulder...at least Dr. Banner had the guts to ask me out."

MULDER: "Dr. Banner?(looks over her left shoulder)"And they say I'm delusional"

SCULLY: "What?"

HULK: "HULK SMASH SMARTASS!"

Mulder: Wait a minute here. I made him angry. I made him turn green and bust out of his clothes. Shouldn't that muscular, green arm be around me right now?

From the mind of creepie
December 11, 1998

Scully: sigh Not again--I will NOT share his madness, I will NOT share his madness...

The Contenders
(in chronological order)

MULDER: "Dr. Banner?
(looks over her left shoulder)
"And they say I'm delusional"