Alien Ice Picktures presents...

A Boy Named Sue

[Topic suggested by David Green]

Vader-Cash

Ladies and Gentlemen, the song stylings of Johnny Cash.

My sister was abducted when she was eight,
Ma and Pa didn't talk and home life weren't great,
When the old man turned to booze I knew that they were through.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid,
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he changed my name to 'Sue'.

Well, I thought it had been bad that my name was Fox,
That got a lot of laughs from both geeks and jocks,
It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
Some choice, Sue or Fox, I guess I'll never wed,
How's a guy supposed to impress a sexy redhead.
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named 'Sue'.

Dana Scully

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