BRFL Forum

Welcome to the BRFL Forum. This section reports scores, advertises trades, and allows fellow owners to "communicate" with each other.

07/22/99 17:16:25

Name: BUD

Comments:
I've got one opening in my fantasy football league this year. Anyone interested in joining another league???? The web page is www.oocities.org/Colosseum/5189.

07/22/99 17:13:34

Name: BUD

Comments:
I've got one opening in my fantasy football league this year. Anyone interested in joining another league???? The web page is www.oocities.org/Colosseum/5189.

12/28/98 13:03:49

Name: MOS-HALE

Opponent:: Thanks

Comments:
Tom, thank you the excellent play by play analyis. Also, as Dick Peil mentioned, thank you for all the hard work you put into the BRFL. You make the league much more enjoyable for all of us. We have just finished partying all niight and are going back to MOS-HALEburgh where we expect a large greeting at the airport and will be attending a parade as well as taking a trip to the whitehouse later this week. As Best described, this one was a dog ight and are trying to show some humility at this time. YEAH RIGHT! We proved to the BRFL that we are the owners of "THE GREATEST TEAM IN BRFL HISTORY." The year 1998 may go down as the greatest sports year of the century, the Yanks, McGwire-Sosa battle, and of course, MOS-HALE/TALBOT battles. Please note the following records that have fallen: POINTS PER GAME IN A SEASON: 49.05 TOTAL POINTS IN A SEASON: 834 DEFENSIVE POINTS: WHATEVER SEATTLE ENDED UP WITH. HIGHEST WINNING %: WHATEVER IT IS THESE DAYS, MID 600'S. I hope everyone has a Happy Holiday Season and please DO NOT spend too much of our hard earned money on the superbowl party!! In fact let's cancel it so more goes to the MOS-HALE Foundation of Greedy Winners!! Note: To raise more money we are planning a charity game where the contributions go to the needy MOS-HALE families.

12/26/98 06:46:57

Name: Mos/Hale
Week number:: 17 Opponent:: Outlaw

Comments:
Starters: Minn QB, Freeman, Alexander, Faulk, Henley, Smith, Seattle D, Jacke K AZ.

12/24/98 18:09:05

Name: Outlaw
Week number:: 17 Opponent:: Mos/Hale

Comments:
My lineup vs. Mos/Hale: Seattle QB, Arizona Def., R. Longwell - K (GB), J. Anderson - RB (Atl), G. Hearst - RB (SF), D. Levens - RB (GB), H. Moore - WR (Det), E. McCaffery - WR (Den)

12/24/98 06:47:45

Name: MOS/HALE
Week number:: 17 Opponent:: Outlaw

Comments:
We'll SR Toomer NYG R for this week. Note: Best and Outlaw. Our last week post of Adding (not SRing) Henley has not been acknowledged by Best. Again to emphasise; Henley was added and Warren was dropped.

12/23/98 14:58:56

Name: peil the great

Comments:
I personally would like to thank Tom Best and Calvin Jackson for the work they have done this season. They have succeded in making this season fun and informative. I love the ease to make your line up and update the forum, follow the scoring and watch for Tom's weekly preview, altho not always, I think he was 52% this year, accurate he had the ability to throw a lot of humor and confussing unrelated facts into the weekly forrays. I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO THE SUPER BOWL PARTY. INFO LATER... THANK YOU GUYS AND TO ALL THE REST OF THE LEAGUE MEMBERS A HAPPY CHRISTMAS.

12/22/98 16:39:09

Name: MOS-HALE

Opponent:: QUESTION

Comments:
Tom, do you need to know our ring size for the superbowl ring? When is the official presentation?

12/20/98 16:14:57

Name: MOS/HALE
Week number:: 16 Opponent:: Talbot

Comments:
Starters: Minn QB, Seattle D, R Smith B, Alexander R, Freeman R, Henley B, Faulk B, Pederson K,

12/20/98 16:12:56

Name: MOS/HALE
Week number:: 16 Opponent:: BEST

Comments:
Tom, a clarification: We added (not SR'd) Henley, therefore we will drop Warner B Dallas.

12/20/98 00:00:43

Name: jackson

Opponent:: outlaw

Comments:
Lineup vs AO: ARIZ QB - ATL D - DelGreco K - Rice WR - Moss WR - Dunn RB - Biakabutuka RB - FTaylor RB.

12/19/98 18:50:55

Name: Outlaw
Week number:: 16 Opponent:: CJ

Comments:
My lineup vs. CJ: Seattle QB, Arizona Def., R. Longwell - K (GB), J. Anderson - RB (Atl), G. Hearst - RB (SF), D. Levens - RB (GB), H. Moore - WR (Det), E. McCaffery - WR (Den)

12/18/98 14:07:19

Name: MOS-HALE

Opponent:: Editorial

Comments:
What would this league be without the WEST Divsion. The WEST represents the future with all the young stars such as MOS-HALE, TALBOT, and DEITRICH. Who can forget Buds undefeated season or the Talbot-Mos matches of this year where they will both break B st's scoring mark? I understand the superbowls aren't here yet but if you look at the EAST I see guys who won in the 'old' days, when the league was 'easier'. I see an aging BEST,WALLACE and JACKSON, and an aged CZ. Their days have come and gone and ow their records are being dessimated by the youth of today and tomorrow. The CENTRAL is respected by none and ridiculed by all. Does anybody really take that division seriously? Even the teams in it? I hurts me to say, but they do resemble the CENTRAL, the AFC CENTRAL that is. You may want to consider divsion realignment for next year or things may get embarrassing. I always like to end with a summary and this is a tool used by therapists, tell me the first word you think of: EAST - OLD CENTRAL - NERDS WEST - STUDS

12/18/98 13:39:42

Name: Mos-Hale

Opponent:: Talbot

Comments:
This one will be a war. May the better, I mean scrawnier man Win. Note: No Crying Allowed.

12/18/98 00:06:53

Name: Best

Opponent:: MOS, I wish

Comments:
If you are questioning why the time is off, all posts to this forum are in "Universal Time" or "Greenwich mean time". That's about 5 hours ahead of us. It is a standard used on the web since people can post from all over the world.

12/17/98 21:02:34

Name: jk

Comments:
Here is our lineup: NOBODY. PS- Playoffs suck. Bitterly yours, JK. Rule change suggestions for next years playoffs: Coin flip decides winner, lineups are only submitted as a tie breaker.

12/17/98 04:13:03

Name: Mos/Hale

Week number:: 16

Comments:
We'd like to add Biakabatuka B Carolina and Henley B St. Louis. Please let us know if we get them and then we will drop two players.

12/16/98 16:47:46

Name: MOS-HALE

Opponent:: CZ

Comments:
CZ, are you for real? Your entry was at 13:27:49 on the 16th. I'm not sure when you entered it but it is only 11:46 a.m. right now!! I am not going to insult you because it would be a legitimate insult. Best Regards, MO-HA

12/16/98 13:27:49

Name: cz

Comments:
TO:COMMISSIONER, I just noticed that the lineup entries for both 'couples' team were disclosed on 12/13 at 17:51 and 17:37. Unless I'm mistaken, that's well past 13:00 limit. Therefore, I think the lineup's are null and void!. The teams should get zero point, and their o ponents automatically win! Waiting your decision.

12/16/98 13:27:31

Name: cz

12/14/98 01:01:44

Name: News Release

Comments:
HEADLINES READ: 'CZ CONSIDERS RETIREMENT AFTER EMBARASSING LOSS' Raleigh: Those close to BRFL veteran Steve Czupryna say he is considering retirement after his degrading loss to the invincible MOS-HALE tandom. "These young guys are just too fast and too smart. You can't make a mistake or they'll make you pay. I thou ht I was in the game until my DEPENDS broke and I had to return to the locker room and wipe up. It was a much worse mess than I anticipated and once the cork popped out I exploded and went right through my new and improved DEPENDS. I think it's time I etire from the BRFL and begin litigation proceedings against DEPENDS for marketing a faulty product. MY SHOES ARE RUINED!!" Meanwhile, CZs son-in-law, Mike Talbot was in a dog fight of his own, "I wish junior well, he just purchased some performancing en ancing drugs and we are very proud of him." Unfortunately, this epic, like so many others, has ended with 1 man playing 1 too many games. Hopefully, CZ will be remembered for his many other embarrassing moments and not this particular loss where his bowels just couldn't be controlled.

12/13/98 17:51:10

Name: MOS/HALE

Opponent:: cz

Comments:
Minn Qb, freeman, alexander,faulk, bennett,vardell, seattle d, peterson k

12/13/98 17:37:23

Name: JK
Week number:: 15 Opponent:: Outlaw

Comments:
We would like to pick up KC Qbs and start them instead of NE Qbs. If KC Qbs are not available we will pick up CIN Qbs and start them. We will be dropping SF defense.

12/13/98 16:32:15

Name: Outlaw
Week number:: 15 Opponent:: JK

Comments:
Lineup vs. JK: Seattle QB, R. Longwell - K (GB), Arizona Def, J. Anderson - RB (Atl), G. Hearst - RB (SF), D. Levens - RB (GB), H. Moore - WR (Det), E. McCaffery - WR (Den)

12/13/98 15:10:25

Name: Best
Week number:: 15 Opponent:: Talbot

Comments:
The following are on a suicide mission against mighty Talbot:

Green Bay QB
A Smith
L Hoard
K Johnson
C Pickins
B Emanuel
S Christie
Min D

12/13/98 13:19:27

Name: cz

Opponent:: HOMOS

Comments:
MY lineup:JAC qb,hansen,Ne d,Galloway sea, moulds,jabbar,j.smith,G.Brown

12/11/98 19:54:07

Name: jk
Week number:: 15, going on 1? Opponent:: goatlaw

Comments:
lineup: NE QBs, Sanders det, rison kc, sharpe den, ismael car, muhamed car, hollas k jax, NO d/st. Saw this in a Nostrodamus predictions book: "NO d will kick outlaw's butt twice in one year, and even though i'll be dead a couple hundred years before it happens, i know JK rules!!!!!!!! Its in chapter 7 (O her predictions not about famine or the end of the world or Stroupe sucking). After looking at our matchups I'm revamping my suggestion on how to split up the winnings. First we take $9 out of the pot and buy a nice plaque, inscribe it with something like 'BRFL superbowl winners are butt licking hermaphodites', and give it to the w nner. The rest of the pot gets divided 8 ways to play off teams. Or split it 9 ways and give double share to team with most 1 pt division victories. I just hope the money is used wisely, i've heard that the mohos are going to use their share to buy furbie , I didn't dare ask where they were going to put them.

12/11/98 15:02:18

Name: jk

Comments:
Bend over outlaw, and claim your prize. I called calvin tues, we picked up NO d/st and dropped mcknight. Also in light of having 5 guys questionable this week, etc, whine, whine, whine (imagine me with 50 extra pounds hanging over my belt and wearing orange, who am I?) we SR: muhamed and ishmael from CAROLINA, does that strike fear into the league or WHAT?????? If these guys aren't available tell me pronto.

12/10/98 23:34:40

Name: MOS-HALE

Opponent:: CZ

Comments:
Nice update CZ, better check your pacemaker. I've looked at your team and it's about as boring as your sex life. I do not foresee a problem destroying you this weekend, but what do you do when your not checking your BRFL scores? Put in some hair dye and hang out with muscles? By the way tell junior he needs a lot more creatine if he wants to compete with the big boys. I don't know who I feel bad for, junior listening to all your aches and pains and farts or you having to listen to his latest bench press Oh, I know who I feel for, your daughter, she's gotta listen to both you losers! Bottom Line: 1. Watch yourself in the playoffs or you'll get hurt. 2. Tell junior to get off the creatine and start taking some hard stuff. 3. Tell Best to start re-writ ng the record books because MOS-HALE is about to make history.

12/10/98 14:31:03

Name: AB
Week number:: 15 Opponent:: CJ

Comments:
First round of the playoffs against the most venerable of BRFL franchises...here goes the line-up. QB = Denver, K = Kasay, CAR, D/ST = Miami, RB/Rec = Bettis, PIT, Edwards, NE, Owens, SF, Coates, NE, Staley, PHI

12/09/98 13:36:24

Name: cz

Comments:
WTF! Klingman, why don't you dump that James Mitchner wannabe! That babbling fool Jones is just cluttering up the forum. That idiot is destine for the Dorothy Dix Hall of Fame ! Here's a suggestion: Why don't you switch 'partners' with the MOS/HALE tea ? Put those two freakin idiot's (JOnes and MOS) on the same team !. Look how profitable it will be for the league. They will never win a game, numerous stupid trades etc. Just a thought.

12/06/98 15:49:39

Name: Stroupe

Comments:
Indy Qb, Dillon, Holmes, Carter, Chrebet, Davis, Anderson, Dal D

12/06/98 15:32:26

Name: MOS/HALE
Week number:: 14 Opponent:: Stroupe

Comments:
Here goes nothing: Minn QB, Faulk B, Vardell B, Bennet B, Alexander R, B Davis R, Peterson K, Seattle D

12/04/98 19:59:32

Name: AB
Week number:: 14 Opponent:: Peil the Great

Comments:
Now the circle is almost complete...one more divisional loss to avenge. This line-up will try. QB = Denver, K = Kasay, CAR, D/ST = Miami, RB/Rec = Bettis, PIT (I wish he'd take the bus out of his ass and just run the ball into the end zone), Owens, SF, ett, OAK, Coates, NE, McDuffie, MIA

12/04/98 19:03:46

Name: peil the great
Week number:: 14 Opponent:: adam the loser

Comments:
Well yesterday was my last day of physically being at IBM. My last oficial day is Dec 31st but with time off for medical and vacation you may reach me by phone or email rpeil@aol.com.. I missed several of you yesterday.. My line up for the season fanally s Oak QB, Elam K, Den def, TBrown wr, KMcardell wr, JJStokes wr, Murell rb, NSmith rb... this will be another high scoring afair with me wining by 8 or 9 but Adam making the play offs...

12/04/98 17:43:28

Name: BUD
Week number:: 14 Opponent:: Talbot

Comments:
Starting Lineup : Atlanta QBs, C. Martin, P. Holmes, M. Irvin, T. Martin, R. Moore, A. Vinatieri and KC D/SP

12/04/98 17:17:52

Name: jackson

Opponent:: best

Comments:
I am left speechless & almost thoughtless after the previous filibuster by J/k. Such a range of emotions traversed! Why, if I werent already so inept at picking a QB...I certainly would be now after just reading the j/k mini-novel in its entirety. However I will reluctantly submit my lineup to Best & grant him a kudo for successfully figuring out which qb I am starting; thereby using his favorite tactic - using the kicker of the opposing QB team. Here goes nothing: SR: JRiemersma LINEUP: BUFF QB - ATL Def - DelGreco K - RMoss WR - JRice WR - JRiemersma TE - FTaylor RB - MBates RB

12/04/98 16:07:30

Name: jk
Week number:: 14 Opponent:: managerscum

Comments:
In an attempt to get our 'stupid QB moves' out of the way before the playoffs, here's our lineup: Wash Qbs, Anderson atl K, SF D/ST, sanders det, george tn, sharpe den, small ind, mcknight sea. I received a loving, caring message the other day via email, nd i wanted to share it all with you. At the bottom I've added my own thoughts, about how much each one of you has meant to me, and how you've made me a better, more aware person. I do hope you all take the time to read it, and together we can make this a better world to live in. > ALL GOOD THINGS > > He was in the first third grade class I taught at Saint Mary's School in > Morris, Minn. All 34 of my students were dear to me, but Mark Eklund was > one in a million. Very neat in appearance, but had that happy-to-be-alive > attitude that made even his occasional mischievousness delightful. > > Mark talked incessantly. I had to remind him again and again that talking > without permission was not acceptable. What impressed me so much, though, > was his sincere response every time I had to correct him for misbehaving - > "Thank you for correcting me, Sister!" I didn't know what to make of it at > first, but before long I became accustomed to hearing it many times a day. > > One morning my patience was growing thin when Mark talked once too often, > and then I made a novice-teacher's mistake. I looked at Mark and said, "If > you say one more word, I am going to tape your mouth shut!" > > It wasn't ten seconds later when Chuck blurted out, "Mark is talking > again." I hadn't asked any of the students to help me watch Mark, but > since I had stated the punishment in front of the class, I had to act on > it. > > I remember the scene as if it had occurred this morning. I walked to my > desk, very deliberately opened by drawer and took out a roll of masking > tape. Without saying a word, I proceeded to Mark's desk, tore off two > pieces of tape and made a big X with them over his mouth. I then returned > to the front of the room. > > As I glanced at Mark to see how he was doing, he winked at me. That did > it!! I started laughing. The class cheered as I walked back to Mark's > desk, removed the tape, and shrugged my shoulders. His first words were, > "Thank you for correcting me, Sister." > > At the end of the year, I was asked to teach junior-high math. The years > flew by, and before I knew it Mark was in my classroom again. He was more > handsome than ever and just as polite. Since he had to listen carefully to > my instruction in the "new math," he did not talk as much in ninth grade > as he had in third. One Friday, things just didn't feel right. We had worked > hard on a new concept all week, and I sensed that the students were > frowning, frustrated with themselves and edgy with one another. > > I had to stop this crankiness before it got out of hand. So I asked them > to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of > paper, leaving a space between each name. Then I told them to think of the > nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it > down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their > assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed me the > papers. Charlie smiled. Mark said, "Thank you for teaching me, Sister. > Have a good weekend." > > That Saturday, I wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet > of paper, and I listed what everyone else had said about that individual. > On Monday I gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire > class was smiling. "Really?" I heard whispered. "I never knew that meant > anything to anyone!" "I didn't know others liked me so much." No one ever > mentioned those papers in class again. I never knew if they discussed them > after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter. The exercise had > accomplished its purpose. The students were happy with themselves and one > another again. > > That group of students moved on. Several years later, after I returned > from vacation, my parents met me at the airport. As we were driving home, > Mother asked me the usual questions about the trip - the weather, my > experiences in general. There was a lull in the onversation. Mother gave > Dad a side-ways glance and simply says, "Dad?" My father cleared his > throat as he usually did before something important. > > "The Eklunds called last night," he began. > > "Really?" I said. "I haven't heard from them in years. I wonder how Mark > is." > > Dad responded quietly. "Mark was killed in Vietnam," he said. "The funeral > is tomorrow, and his parents would like it if you could attend." > > To this day I can still point to the exact spot on I-494 where Dad told me > about Mark. I had never seen a serviceman in a military coffin before. > Mark looked so handsome, so mature. All I could think at that moment was, > Mark I would give all the masking tape in the world if only you would talk > to me. > > The church was packed with Mark's friends. Chuck's sister sang "The Battle > Hymn of the Republic." Why did it have to rain on the day of the funeral? > It was difficult enough at the graveside. The pastor said the usual > prayers, and the bugler played taps. One by one those who loved Mark took > a last walk by the coffin and sprinkled it with holy water. I was the last > one to bless the coffin. As I stood there, one of the soldiers who acted > as pallbearer came up to me. "Were you Mark's math teacher?" he asked. I > nodded as I continued to stare at the coffin. > > "Mark talked about you a lot," he said. > > After the funeral, most of Mark's former classmates headed to Chuck's > farmhouse for lunch. Mark's mother and father were there, obviously > waiting for me. "We want to show you something," his father said, taking a > wallet out of his pocket. "They found this on Mark when he was killed. We > thought you might recognize it." > > Opening the billfold, he carefully removed two worn pieces of notebook > paper that had obviously been taped, folded and refolded many times. I > knew without looking that the papers were the ones on which I had listed > all the good things each of Mark's classmates had said about him. "Thank > you so much for doing that," Mark's mother said. "As you can see, Mark > treasured it." Mark's classmates started to gather around us. Charlie > smiled rather sheepishly and said, "I still have my list. It's in the top > drawer of my desk at home." Chuck's wife said, "Chuck asked me to put his > in our wedding album." "I have mine too," Marilyn said. "It's in my > diary." Then Vicki, another classmate, reached into her pocketbook, took > out her wallet and showed her worn and frazzled list to the group. "I > carry this with me at all times," Vicki said without batting an eyelash. > "I think we all saved our lists." > > That's when I finally sat down and cried. I cried for Mark and for all his > friends who would never see him again. > > > THE END > > Written by: Sister Helen P. Mrosla > > The purpose of this letter is to encourage everyone to compliment the > people you love and care about. We often tend to forget the importance of > showing our affections and love. Sometimes the smallest of things, could > mean the most to another. I am asking you, to please send this letter > around and spread the message and encouragement, to express your love and > caring by complimenting and being open with communication. The density of > people in society is so thick that we forget that life will end one day. > And we don't know when that one day will be. So please, I beg of you, to > tell the people you love and care for, that they are special and > important. Tell them, before it is too late. *********************************************Here are my thoughts on each of you. 1 or 2 of them may actually seem slightly negative, but if you avoid a superficial initial reaction you'll see that it is meant as a complement: WALLACE - Turned Outlaw straight with his over-possessive gay love. His militant gay pride support has increased our alternate lifestyles awareness. CZ - between the shoe goo for his hair and the pesticides he needs to keep maggots from eating his rotting flesh, he spends enough to keep a small third world town fully employed. The town can then earn enough cash to buy a satellite dish and watch some football, and become future BRFLers, thereby he is indirectly spreading the BRFL message of 'peace, love, and pick the right QB' throughout the world. Increased 'assisted suicide is ok' awareness. BEST - makes bald headed, middle aged, over weight geeks without a life throughout the world feel good about themselves. Will have to translate the web page into Hindi or something to support CZs new BRFLers, increasing cultural awareness. Also has shown us the evils of web abuse. CJ - 100+ wins, 1000+ moves, 1 superbowl. Dedication, or insanity? Increased wishful thinking awareness, i.e. was it puffed up with pride or was it puffed up with extra servings of leftovers? KLINGMAN - his co-owner is awesome. JONES - his impartial comments on the forum lead to calm sane discussions, vs. the usual trash others put out there. His insightfulness is showing us the way to nirvana. Is expecting to be beatified by the BRFL at the next convocation. Quoted as saying, "We have nothing to fear, but QBs itself", increasing butchered FDR quotes awareness. OUTLAW- His assiduous attention to minute detail, like, is this guy playing this week, make BRFLers everywhere pray they play him during a bye week, thereby increasing spiritual awareness. PEIL - you'll be retired, and we'll be working next year, so I guess the jokes on us. Maybe with the extra time you can study the 'non-AFC west & RB players guide' for next year. Increased homogenous BRFL rosters abuse awareness. PS- on some of the newer PCs, like anything above a 286, they come with calculators, check it out. BARRY - Excellent vacational decision making. Otherwise, no clue. Increases economic awareness, by adding easy money to the pot. MOHO - everyone who knows you comes away with the same glowing, heartwarming thought, "Boy, i'm glad i'm not him". His mere presence conjures up the thought "Never before in history has 1 man given so little to so many.", thereby increasing 'other WWII butchered quotes' awareness. Still haven't figured out who this Hale goober is, Alls I can say good about him is, he puts the S in sphincter boys, and maybe the ho in Moho. Increased awareness of vegetables. STROUPE - I thought for many hours trying to come up with something positive, but seeing as you are the most odiferous, rodent resembling, worthless piece of methane producing conglomeration of putrescence, the only thing nice i can say about you is , "I haven't actually puked just from looking at you". Has increased our walking human excrement awareness. Also is teaching us the Buddhist concepts of the 4 Noble Truths, which to paraphrase are: 1.Stroupe sucks, 2.Stroupe sucks 3.Stroupe really sucks 4. Rightful speech. (I tend to concentrate on 1,2 and 3). TALBOT - you married INTO Cz's family, what's up with that? Increased our biceps abuse awareness. BUD - As a beer you make many friends. As a person you bite. According to moho you also leave a bitter aftertaste in his mouth, especially when warm. Increased our 'don't name your children after a mass produced alcohol product' awareness. x Te

12/04/98 14:42:41

Name: Best
Week number:: 14 Opponent:: Jackson

Comments:
Calvin: Here is my lineup:
Green Bay Q, ASmith, LHoard, KJohnson, CPickens, BSchroeder, SChristie, Min D

12/03/98 14:07:13

Name: jk

Comments:
we're dropping det qbs and dudley (for small and mcknight). Also sr wash qbs.

12/03/98 12:08:08

Name: cz
Week number:: 14 Opponent:: DO or DIE Wallace

Comments:
MY lineup: Jac qb,hansen,NE 'd', J.smith, jabbar,galloway,G.brown,moulds

12/01/98 21:49:14

Name: Best

Comments:
The tie breakers are as follows

Head to Head
Division record
Head to Head Points
Overall points.
Coin Flip (except for Bettis' owner)

Pairings:

Seeds 1-3 Division winners
Seeds 4-8 based on record (but it will workout that the two points guys are 7 & 8.)

Money:

Bonus for three Division winners (30%) 10/10/10
Teams making week 16. (70 %)
50/25/12.5/12.5

These are what I remember based on previous division and our practice of using NFL tiebreakers and seeding as much as they apply.

The payout is a guess based on past playoff payouts.

Any thoughts...I don't think we really firmed this part at the draft.

12/01/98 17:59:24

Name: AB
Week number:: 14 Opponent:: Peil the Great

Comments:
I'd like to try the following transactions ... 1) ADD D. Staley, PHI and DROP Cincinnati QB and 2) Add MIAMI D/ST and DROP New York Giants D/ST.

12/01/98 13:53:07

Name: jk

Comments:
How are we paying out this year? It looks like i'm playing outlaw if i win or lose next week, but is there any bonus for winning a division? With our record in the playoffs I vote that we give out 97% of the pot for making the playoffs, and then 1% of each playoff win.

11/30/98 17:37:33

Name: jk

Comments:
Assuming SF D doesn't come up big tonight, what are the tie breakers for the top 2 division spots? Head to head, then division record, then pts. scored? (whole season or head to head). How about using most 1 pt division wins or time expired qb tds? Since 'm 4-0 in division (not 3-1) and 2-0 vs. peil and at least 1-1 vs. outlaw, are we in or what?????????? Also whats the seeding for the tournement? Top 3 by record division winners, then 2nd place in division for seeds 4,5,6 then pts scored in 7,8? I don't really care, as long as i don't play talbot in the first round.

11/30/98 13:31:18

Name: peil the great
Week number:: 13 Your Score:: 50 so far

Opponent:: outlaw His Score:: 7 ??????

Comments:
So far I have not heard from Outlaw I sure wish I knew who I was playing against.. So far for me I have Oak QB 12, TBrown 6, KMcKardell 12, Murrell 6, LSmith 0, Elam 7, Den Def 7. for a Total of 50 with JJStokes going tonight.

11/30/98 13:19:36

Name: peil the great
Week number:: 12 Your Score:: 33

Opponent:: J/K His Score:: 33

Comments:
I found my error for you you do have 33 I added 3 + 4 and got 3 sorry.....

11/30/98 13:14:49

Name: peil the great
Week number:: 12 Your Score:: 33

Opponent:: j/k His Score:: 33

Comments:
Jonesy I looked over Jordan and what did I see but a 33 33 tie.. I know there was a point missed for Murrell and Den def for me, but somehow I had 9 points for your kicker and still had you for 29?????

11/29/98 16:05:25

Name: jk

Opponent:: abcdefg, now i'm gonna whoop on thee

Comments:
I go on vacation and this place goes to hell. We're benching Brooks and using Dudley, Oak instead. Also bench atl k and use hollas, jax k instead. As for the Peil score fiasco, we've definitely got 33, but somehow i've got 32 for Peil, but didn't write down how i got that total, what's the scoop Peil? Also as an aside i had 1 less pt vs. Oatlaw (I think you gave me credit for a SF D pt, but i was using NO D),so I only beat him by 1 pt. I plan on beating AB by 1/2 a pt.

11/29/98 15:48:53

Name: wally

Opponent:: who cares

Comments:
reed,richey,walls,smith,gbd,davis

11/29/98 15:42:19

Name: Best
Week number:: 13 Opponent:: CZ

Comments:
Well, CZ, as I was sitting down to Thanksgiving dinner, your lousy kicker was converting his gift field goal and your 15th point. Then I bench Leroy Hoard and miss out on 13 points. The rest of the line-up : GB QB, ASmith, BMorris, KJohnson, CPickens, BS hroeder, Christie and Min d 0.

11/26/98 17:00:12

Name: MOS/HALE

Opponent:: Talbot

Comments:
Starters: Minn Qb, rsmith b, vardell b, faulk b, freeman r, alexander r, seattle d, peterson k

11/26/98 07:24:31

Name: jackson

Opponent:: wallace

Comments:
LEAGUE: My apologies for being out of commission the last 3 days. Thanks Tom for handling the transactions. BOB: Here is my lineup for this week: ARIZ QB - DelGreco K - ATL Def - JRice WR - RMoss WR - FTaylor RB - MBates RB. Good luck everyone..I'll be ou of town til Monday & web-disabled!!

11/26/98 02:56:17

Name: JK
Week number:: 13 Opponent:: AB

Comments:
This is the winning lineup: NE QB, Sanders B Det, George B Tenn, Lewis R Balt, Brooks R GB, Sharpe R Den, Anderson Atl K, SF D.

11/26/98 00:58:11

Name: Stroupe

Comments:
Wesley Walls is a bum. Indy Qbs, Holmes, carter, davis, chrebet, harrison, anderson, dal d

11/26/98 00:42:04

Name: Talbot
Week number:: 13 Opponent:: MOS

Comments:
SF QB, ESmith, RWatters, TMathis, MWestbrook,RAnthony,RCunningham, TB D

11/26/98 00:40:42

Name: Best

Opponent:: Unofficial week 13 claims

Comments:
I have not heard from Calvin, but the following claims were made to me and reported to Calvin on Tuesday.

Best: Add: Bill Schroeder R GB
Drop: Raghib Ismail R CAR
Wallace: Add DAL QB, WWalls, R CAR, WRitchey K SF
Drop: NYG QB, LJohnson B NYJ, VandJagt K IND
Called in tonight: Wednesday 7 pm
Talbot: Add TFlether B SD
Drop: Jake Reed R Min Sorry AB, Wallace got Walls on Tuesday.

11/25/98 19:31:02

Name: AB
Week number:: 13 Opponent:: J/K

Comments:
Turkey Day weekend line-up ... QB = Denver, K = Kasay, CAR, D/ST = Baltimore (if I was successful in the earlier SR request; otherwise, I'll just use NYG), RB/Rec = Bettis, PIT, Owens, SF, Coates, NE, Jett, OAK, Walls, CAR (if my claim was successful; oth rwise, I'll just use Edwards, NE)

11/25/98 16:59:47

Name: AB

Week number:: 13

Comments:
I'd like to SR Baltimore D/ST

11/25/98 16:48:46

Name: AB

Week number:: 13

Comments:
I'd like to ADD W. Walls, CAR and DROP Cincinnati QBs, if nobody else has already claimed Walls.

11/25/98 16:39:54

Name: Best
Week number:: 13 Opponent:: CZ

Comments:
CZ.... I'm locking in The Vikes D for Thursday.

Rest of the line-up later pending status of claim.

11/25/98 16:36:47

Name: peil the great
Week number:: 13 Opponent:: the outlaw

Comments:
I don't have anyone playing Thanksgiving but here is my line up... Oak QB, Den Def, Elam Den K, TBrown Oak WR, JJStokes SF WR, KMcCardell Jax WR, Murrel Arz RB, LSmith NO RB,,, There maybe changes as the week progresses..

11/25/98 15:59:40

Name: cz

Opponent:: best

Comments:
Tom, I'm sure this is going to bring tears to your eyes. Just think how nice it could have been winning your division. To bad you had to play CZ twice and lose to him twice(the pain comes when you see he only has 4 victories..assuming he beats you of cour e. And two of them will have been against YOU). Now my SPOILER lineup: jsc qb,hanson,ne def, galloway sea,J.smith,abdul,hicks,moulds

11/25/98 15:51:33

Name: talbot

Opponent:: mos/hale

Comments:
change in lineup: replace j.reed with westbrook

11/24/98 22:16:04

Name: Bud
Week number:: 13 Opponent:: Stroupe

Comments:
Correction to my previous append. I will start the KC D/SP and not Oakland.

11/24/98 15:12:48

Name: Bud
Week number:: 13 Opponent:: Stroupe

Comments:
Week 13 line-up : Jets QBs, C. Martin, P. Holmes, E. Bennett, M. Irvin, T. Martin, A. Vinatieri, Oakland D/SP

11/23/98 02:54:34

Name: MOS/HALE

Comments:
Our lineup was called in to wallace today at 12:45 PM. THe lineup was Minn qb, r smith rb, faulk rb, vardell rb, freeman r, c jones r, seattle d, peterson k

11/23/98 01:30:02

Name: Stroupe

Opponent:: Talbot

Comments:
Tom, Here's Talbot's lineup. SF qb, Watters, Emmitt, Mathis, Jake Reed, Anthony TB, Cunningham K, TB D

11/22/98 21:25:10

Name: JACKSON

Opponent:: BEST

Comments:

11/22/98 16:03:46

Name: Stroupe

Comments:
Indy Qb, Holmes, Harrison, Carter, T. Davis, Chrebet, Anderson, Dal D

11/22/98 15:28:58

Name: Best
Week number:: 12 Opponent:: Wallace

Comments:
After listening to Calvin on the radio yesterday, I decided that I'm the "Greg Norman" of the BRFL.

I win all the minor stuff, but when it comes to the big time, I've only gotten it done once. My colossal choke in 96 still hurts. This week I get to pay it back when I face Wallace in a non major setting.

Green Bay Q, A Smith, LHoard, CPickens, KJohnson, BEmanuel, Christie K, Min D

By the way, Where's Waldo?

11/22/98 15:14:48

Name: wallace

Comments:
sr dalq and richeyk, gbd,cjohnson,davis,smith,reed,lane

11/22/98 13:28:25

Name: cz

Opponent:: calvin

Comments:
line change: replacing J.Smith with G.Brown (NYG)

11/20/98 23:20:11

Name: jackson

Opponent:: cz

Comments:
OK steve...first person to 50 wins. That's the way it seems to go between us these days. here's my lineup: Pitt QB - ATL Def - DelGreco K - JRice WR - RMoss WR - FTaylor RB - WDunn RB - MBates RB

11/20/98 20:37:08

Name: cz

Opponent:: cj

Comments:
Like 'most' of the other guys in the league, I think your an ok guy Calvin, but.. IT's TIME TO RUMBLE ! Here's my lineup: QB jac,k hansen,def NE, rb hicks,jabbar,moulds,galloway(sea),J.smith

11/20/98 18:09:10

Name: AB
Week number:: 12 Opponent:: Outlaw

Comments:
Between injuries and just plain under-performers, I'm tempted to flip coins. Anyhow, here's what I'll try as I seek revenge against the guy who helped get my season off to a shitty start ... QB = Denver, K = Kasay, CAR, D/ST = New York Giants, RB/Rec = B ttis, PIT, Coates, NE, Owens, SF, Alstott, TB, Jett, OAK

11/20/98 17:42:55

Name: JK

Opponent:: Peil

Comments:
Here is the winning line up. NE QBs, Sanders Det RB, Lewis Balt WR, George Ten RB, Brooks GB WR, Sharpe Den WR, Anderson K, San Fran D

11/20/98 15:28:07

Name: Bud
Week number:: 12 Opponent:: Mos-Hale

Comments:
Starting Lineup is Atlanta QBs, C. Martin, P. Holmes, M. Irvin, R. Moore, T. Martin, A. Vinatieri, KC D/SP

11/20/98 03:49:34

Name: MOS/HALE

Week number:: 12

Comments:
We'd like to SR C Jones R San Diego

11/19/98 21:06:17

Name: Best
Week number:: 11 Opponent:: Wallace

Comments:
Claim... Add Steve Christie K BUF... Drop Stoyo

11/18/98 21:28:03

Name: peil the great

Opponent:: J/K downers

Comments:
never mind I was going to make a change then I relized that Arz plays Wash this week end.. sorry Wash fans..

11/18/98 21:01:48

Name: peil the great

Opponent:: J/K downers

Comments:
I will be out of town this weekend starting tomorrow through Sunday.. so here is my walking wounded line up.. Oak QB, Elam K Oak, Den Def, TBrown WR Oak, JJStokes WR SF, Murrell RB Arz, LSmith RB NO, EMetcalf WR/KR Arz.... O' for a return to health...

11/18/98 20:10:35

Name: jk

Comments:
add ind qbs, drop det qbs

11/15/98 17:51:33

Name: MOS/HALE
Week number:: 11 Opponent:: Stroupe

Comments:
We'll SR Santiago R Atl, Starters: Minn QB, Freeman R, Santiago R, faulk b, smith b, bennet b, Seattle D, Peterson K

11/15/98 15:42:06

Name: Stroupe
Opponent:: MoHa His Score:: Hopefully, lower than mine.

Comments:
Ten Qb, Dillon, Garner, Carter, Harrison, Chrebet, Anderson, Dal D

11/15/98 09:47:30

Name: jackson

Opponent:: best

Comments:
adding chawkins to my lineup: pit q - atl d - delgreco k - hawkins wr - moss wr - rice wr - dunn rb - taylor rb

11/14/98 19:48:57

Name: peil the great

Opponent:: AB

Comments:
changes scratch IBruce ADD LSmith RB NO, Scratch K McCardell ADD EKennison WR/KR STL....

11/14/98 19:23:56

Name: peil the great

Opponent:: bar

Comments:
well with all my street clothes possibilities I will start the following and probably change some tomorrow morning Oak QB, Elam K Den, Den D/ST, TBrown wr Oak, JJStokes wr SF, Murrell RB Arz, IBruce wr STL, KMcCardell wr Jax.. the last two will probably c ange but what the heyyyy.

11/14/98 17:53:50

Name: AB
Week number:: 11 Opponent:: Peil the Great

Comments:
Line-up that bows in the presence of greatness (and rib injury) ... QB = Cincinnati, K = Kasay, CAR, D/ST = New York Giants, RB/Rec = Bettis, PIT, Edwards, NE, Coates, NE, Scott, CIN, Owens, SF. This wad'll be shot early. I just can't bring myself to re y on Bubby on a Monday night (besides, Cincinnati will probably need to throw often to make up the early deficit that seems likely with their defense against Minnesota's offense).

11/14/98 01:55:57

Name: jackson

Opponent:: best

Comments:
Tom, here's my lineup: hope you get it before you leave: PITT QB - ATL DEF - DelGreco K - JRice WR - RMoss WR - WDunn RB - FTaylor RB...I dont like this scenario...everyone in my lineup (except Moss) is playing against someone else in my lineup. I may be calling you with a change.

11/13/98 19:52:37

Name: JK

Opponent:: OUTLAW

Comments:
Here is the winning lineup: Miami QBs, Sanders RB ,George RB, Brooks WR, RISON WR, LEWIS WR, NO Def, Anderson K or Hollis K if Anderson is somehow ineligible.

11/13/98 13:44:00

Name: cz

Opponent:: Bobby

Comments:
My lineup: jac-qb, hansen-k,n.e.def,jabbar,galloway moulds,J.smith,jefferson

11/12/98 21:45:49

Name: Best
Week number:: 11 Opponent:: Jackson

Comments:
Calvin: I'll be out of town for the weekend starting tomorrow. I think I'll have net access, but just in case I don't, here is my line-up:

Green Bay QB, ASmith,LHoard, JAvery, CPickens,KJohnson, Stoyo, MIN D

11/12/98 20:46:48

Name: Bud
Week number:: 11 Opponent:: Talbot

Comments:
I'm making 1 change to my previously appended lineup. I'm going to start E. Bennett in place of L. Sheperd.

11/12/98 20:46:46

Name: wal

Comments:
sr dal qb...dal,davis,smith,cjohnson,kaufman,reed,indyk,gbd

11/12/98 20:44:15

Name: jk

Comments:
add morten anderson atl k, drop norm 'the gimp' johnson pitt k.

11/12/98 14:33:11

Name: Bud
Week number:: 11 Opponent:: Talbot

Comments:
SR Oakland D/SP. Week 11 lineup : Atlanta QBs, C. Martin, M. Irvin, R. Moore, T. Martin, L. Sheperd, A. Vinatieri, Oakland D/SP

11/12/98 12:45:35

Name: jk

Comments:
Desperation sets in. SR Miami QBs and NO def/st.

11/10/98 22:39:45

Name: jackson

Opponent:: default lineup

Comments:
DEFAULT LINEUP (barring injury): PITT QB ADelGreco K ATLANTA DEF JRice WR RMoss WR JMorton WR FTaylor RB WDunn RB

11/10/98 15:36:43

Name: BUD

Week number:: 11

Comments:
Default Lineup: Atlanta QBs C. Martin P. Holmes M. Irvin R. Moore T. Martin A. Vinatieri KC D/SP

11/10/98 15:31:52

Name: BEST

Opponent:: Default Line-up

Comments:
Default Lineup for rest of Season
Green Bay QB
Antowain Smith
John Avery
Keyshawn Johnson
Carl Pickens
Bert Emanuel
Pete Stoyanovich
Min D/ST

11/08/98 17:52:01

Name: MOS/HALE
Week number:: 10 Opponent:: CJ

Comments:
STARTERS: Minn QB, R smith rb, freeman wr, alexander wr, seattle d, faulk, bennet, peterson k

11/08/98 16:11:34

Name: peil the great

Opponent:: talbot

Comments:
2((two) changes from injury report this a.m. TMetcalf Arz WR drop IBruce, LSmith RB NO drop KMcCardell... so its Oak QB, Elam,DEN DEF,TBrown, EMetcalf,JJStokes,LSmith, Murrell.....

11/08/98 03:52:10

Name: Bif and friends
Opponent:: Jonesy His Score:: His decision

Comments:
Hey Jonesy, It's time to make up your mind. Is it going to be the Raleigh BRFL or the Miami BRFL? You can't have it both ways!! What can the Raleigh boys do for you that we can't do?

11/07/98 23:46:03

Name: AB
Week number:: 10 Opponent:: Stroupe

Comments:
Line-up for this week ... QB = Denver, K = Kasay, CAR, D/ST = New York Giants, RB/Rec = Bettis, PIT, Edwards, NE, Coates, NE, Jett, OAK, Alstott, TB.

11/06/98 17:42:45

Name: MOS-HALE

Opponent:: BRFLers

Comments:
We should've realized you perverts would get so excited at the simple mentioning of LDS and John Holmes. And how 'bout Stroupe,"is this the same person?" Come on Gerbel Boy, who you kiddin'!

11/06/98 16:55:35

Name: cz

Opponent:: outlaw

Comments:
MY lineup: jac qb,hansen(k),ne (def), j.smith(jac),jabbar(mi),Galloway(sea),Moulds(buf),jefferson(ne)

11/06/98 15:31:48

Name: Best
Week number:: 10 Opponent:: JK

Comments:
JK:I have to agree with you... I am a pathetic mess during football season. Nights falling asleep on the couch, laptop open, unable to figure out if Barry Shelley beat Russ Warren in week 8 of 1989. Sunday afternoons pacing aimlessly in the yard with headphones on cursing the likes of James Hunden and Marco Battaglia for taking touchdowns away from Carl Pickens....
Green Bay QBs, Antowain Smith, John Avery, Curtis Enis, Carl Pickens, Keyshawn John on Stoyo and Min D.
J: don't freeze to death camping, we need your continued wit on this forum. K: Since you are not busy this weekend, come help we with some yardwork.

11/06/98 12:00:10

Name: peil the great
Week number:: 10 Opponent:: talbot

Comments:
I have to closely watch injury report and have a spy on side lines watching street clothed players. But here is best guess.. Oak QB, Den DEF, Elam Den K, TBrown Oak WR, JJStokes SF WR, IBruce STL WR, KMcCardell Jax WR, Murrell Arz RB... the last three I'l probably change, it depends on last minute report..

11/05/98 22:56:35

Name: jk
Week number:: 10 Opponent:: Mediocre

Comments:
Lost 4 in a row, going camping, my hearts just not in it anymore. Awaiting trade to NO. You scum don't pay me anyway, so I guess I don't have to worry about a drop in salary. This weeks randomly generated lineup: NE QBs, Sanders Det, Sharpe den, Lewis balt, rison kc, brooks gb, hollis jax, sf D/ST. Dropping Raymont 'goatboy' Harris. I'll be back monday, in time to see Best on TV in the sequel 'Dead BRFL team Walking'. Best will star as the BRFL loser sentenced to death for cheating in golf, environmental devestation (clogging up all the sewers with hair folicles), overt pleasantness on the web, but mainly because YOU'VE GOT NO LIFE ANYWAY, so what's the difference????? Not the gas chamber for you, however, you produce enough of that to be immune, I'll use the 'Sanders at the Eagles' method of extermination. Cheesehead Brooks cancels any chance for a last minute pardon by Favre. A Freeman Best will not be.

11/05/98 21:54:41

Name: Bud

Opponent:: Wallace

Comments:
Week 10 Lineup : Jets QBs, C. Martin, M. Irvin, R. Moore, T. Martin, R. Barlow, A. Vinatieri, KC D/SP

11/05/98 21:48:58

Name: Bud

Your Score:: Wallace

Comments:
I'd like to SR Reggie Barlow (Rec, Jax)

11/05/98 20:51:17

Name: jackson

Opponent:: mo-ha

Comments:
SR correction: Courtney Hawkins instead of Ariz QB

11/05/98 20:46:51

Name: jackson

Opponent:: MO-HA

Comments:
Colleagues: My - how we digress this week. Guess we'll have to rename our league the PIFL (politically incorrect football league). MO-HAs: I guess I should have offered you that Kordell trade at the draft when I was sitting at the table with you - I'd have Minn QBs & Freeman now & this game would be an afterthought..instead, I'm looking at starting Flutie Flakes against the Tuna in t e Apple while Minn Qbs get to feast on NO's def (shredded like cheese vs Carolina). This unhealthy mixture makes me queasy: however, I'll submit a lineup anyway; here goes: SR: Ariz QBs & Jay Riemersma LINEUP: Buff QBs - DelGreco K - Miami DEF - RMoss WR - JRice WR - JMorton WR - WDunn RB - FTaylor RB

11/05/98 15:08:33

Name: Stroupe

Comments:
Lineup: Ten Qb, Dillon, Carter, Harrison, Chrebet, Engram, Anderson, Dal D

11/05/98 14:38:37

Name: Best

Comments:
I agree, Holmes did die of Aids @ 1988. I think LDS did too. He's not the same person as Holmes. He is black. LDS was brought to prominence in the 1991 Clarence Thomas Supreme Court Hearings. Anita Hill testified that Thomas was a fan of his movies. I can understand why Tim forgot that detail. He was probably upset that I beat him that week in the BRFL 37-28.

11/05/98 13:58:55

Name: Stroupe

Comments:
M/H - interesting that you would pick those two, John and Long, to be your sexual equals. John Holmes died of AIDS and I believe Long did, too. (Aren't they the same person?) As a footnote, no pun intended on length, John Holmes did not only make strai ht movies, he had made quite a few alternate lifestyle movies, too. This is conjectured as where he contracted AIDS in the first place.

11/04/98 18:21:05

Name: cz

Opponent:: calvin

Comments:
Calvin, A word of warning about Johnny Homes and Long Dong. These guys have as much integrity as a used car salesman. I would watch my 'behind' with these two bunkies. Maybe I'm all wrong , maybe they just want to be a threesome. But it's funny your the o ly team their warming up to ???

11/04/98 02:33:57

Name: MOS-HALE

Opponent:: CJ

Comments:
We have the utmost respect for our equals. Sexually, that would be Johnny Holmes and Long Dong Silver. BRFL wise, that would be Calvin Jackson. He is a proven winner with an outstanding squad of players. Unfortunately, our league is full of low life sc mbags whose only grasp for sports immortality is through BRFL football. We embrace those poor soles who have been in the league since its conception and have only one Super Bowl. We have those folks who are willing to argue who will start for the Steel rs, Hawkins or Blackwell. Finally, we have those folks who spend more on acquisitions and trades than they would win if they could win a superbowl. In closing, good luck Calvin, you're a picture of class.

11/01/98 17:50:56

Name: wallace

Comments:
KC Q, vanderguist K indy, Det D, RSmith, TDavis, NKaufman, CJohnson, AReed

11/01/98 17:15:35

Name: Outlaw

Comments:
New Default Lineup: Seattle QB's, Longwell - K (GB), Arizona Def, G. Hearst - RB (SF), J. Anderson - RB (Atl), H. Moore - WR (Det), E. McCaffery - WR (Den), I. Smith - WR (SF)

11/01/98 16:48:24

Name: Mos/Hale

Opponent:: Wallace

Comments:
Starters: MinnQB,Seattle D, Peterson K, Freeman R, Alexander R, Faulk RB, Smith RB, Bennett RB

11/01/98 14:28:59

Name: wallace

Comments:
SR Det D

11/01/98 14:19:53

Name: peil the great

Opponent:: Bud

Comments:
line up change JJStokes wr sf, drop LSmith RB NO due to injury report....3 wr's 2 rb's

11/01/98 14:17:06

Name: Stroupe

Comments:
Ten Qb, Dillon, Carter, Chrebet, Harrison, Garner, Anderson K, Dal D

10/31/98 22:45:48

Name: AB

Opponent:: CZ

Comments:
Line-up change for match vs. Czupryna ... Coates, NE to replace Scott, CIN (not to rub NE in CZ's face or anything. I just saw the injury report on Darnay Scott).

10/31/98 20:24:24

Name: Best

Opponent:: Talbot

Comments:
Green Bay Q, ASmith B, Chmura, KJohnson, Pickens,Emanuel R, Stoyo K Min D

10/31/98 20:22:28

Name: peil the great

Opponent:: bud

Comments:
Finally get a week with no offs and I got injury problems so here until tomorrow at injury report time is my line up,, Oak QB, Elam K Den, DEN Def, TBrown WR Oak, KMcCardell WR Jax, Allen RB Wash, Murrell RB Arz, Smith RB NO....

10/30/98 20:18:25

Name: cj

Opponent:: jk

Comments:
LINEUP: JRice WR - RMoss WR - JMorton WR - FTaylor B - CWay B - ATL DEF - ADelGreco K - Buff QB JK: Thank you for the kind remarks regarding my pseudo DonShula/GeorgeHalas BRFL lifetime achievement award. Almost as great an accomplishment is the fact that you did not castigate me on the week of our game - I am aware of the great restraint that it to k & I do not take it litely. Even the comment about my picture outside the cafeteria was taken in the right spirit - I won my only Watson Trophy in 14 years of IBM sports - arent I entitled to be a little "puffed up". It has been said that "imitation is t e sincerest form of flattery" - so, in honor of the 10 years of consistent communication with you two in the hallways of IBM, I leave you with this tiny tidbit of smak, borrowed from YOU, no less: "YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!" - jk(1989-1998)

10/30/98 18:05:23

Name: AB

Opponent:: CZ

Comments:
Line-up vs. CZ: QB = Denver, K = Kasay, CAR, D/ST = New York Giants, RB/Rec = Edwards, NE, Bettis, PIT, Scott, CIN, Owens, SF, Jett, OAK

10/30/98 16:53:47

Name: jk rules

Opponent:: cj the magnificent

Comments:
Det QBs, SF D, norm k, sanders det, lewis balt, rison kc, brooks gb, sharpe den. Calvin, I congratulate you profusely on your 100th win. I have always looked upon you as a shining example of the gentlemanly BRFLer we should all strive to be. Unfortunately some of the other members of this league have reduced themselves to juvenile comments denegrating their opponents facial resemblence to a sphincter, among other things. I pray deligently that your proper demeanor can only lead to an increased sensitivity of others plights before crass comments are appended to the forum. After all, is it really the sphincter boy's fault that they be so fugly? Does it make them any less human? Do they really need to be continously reminded of their inherent hideousnous? Does having the Minn QB/RB combo really alleviate the need for lubrication when they're with each other? CJ would never make such comments on the forum, sometimes the higher road is less traveled, but worth it. Other times its just a boring ride with no trees. Oh, by the way CJ, I saw your softball season picture by the cafeteria. Were they using a wide angle lens on you, or what? Also per Bud's last append, is 0 an even number? MoHos wants to know.

10/30/98 16:03:07

Name: Bud

Opponent:: Peil the great

Comments:
Week9 lineup : Atlanta QBs, C. Martin, P. Holmes, M. Irvin, R. Moore, T. Martin, A. Vinatieri, KC D

10/30/98 14:58:18

Name: cz

Opponent:: barry

Comments:
My line: Qb jac, k hansen, d N.E., Galloway(sea), Jabbar(mi),J.Smith(JAc), Callway(nyg), S.jefferson(ne),

10/29/98 23:09:06

Name: wallace

Comments:
I'll SR KC QBs

10/29/98 19:12:39

Name: BUD

Comments:
I think we should only allow owners with an even number of nuts to participate on the forum. Anyone second this motion????

10/29/98 13:15:28

Name: Mos/Hale

Comments:
It's amazing what a good beating will do to a person. Where the *-&% is Jones on the forum?

10/28/98 22:13:44

Name: MOS-HALE

Opponent:: THE RECORD AND WALDO

Comments:
YES TOM, WE ARE ON PACE TO BREAK BOTH THE SINGLE SEASON SCORING AVERAGE AS WELL AS TOTAL POINTS IN A SEASON. THIS WILL BE A VERY SPECIAL EVENT AND WE WOULD APPRECIATE IF YOU WOULD KINDLY INVITE THE MARIS FAMILY FOR THIS HISTORIC EVENT. ALSO, WE SHOULD S ART TRACKING THE 'TRIPLE CROWN' WHICH IS THE HIGHEST RATED QB, RB, AND WR. I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO WISH OUR OPPENENT OF THE WEEK, WALDO, GOOD LUCK. HE DOESN'T HAVE THE STRONGEST TEAM BUT YET SEEMS TO FIND A WAY TO WIN. WE LIKE THAT! NOTICE NOW THAT HE HAS WON A COUPLE OF GAMES THAT HIS WHINI G HAS STOPPED AND HIS PECKER IS STANDING ON END (JONES TOLD ME THAT). UNFORTUNATELY, HE SHOT HIS LOAD TOO EARLY AS USUAL WHICH WILL CAUSE HIM TO BOTH GET DESTROYED THIS WEEK AND LEAVE JONES SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED. THE MOHO TRAIN IS ROLLING!!!!

10/26/98 19:01:58

Name: peil the great
Your Score:: 34 Opponent:: best mos/hale

Comments:
U missed mccardell's 114 yrds receiving, also I started smith from NO I don't have Alstot on my roster...

10/26/98 17:57:31

Name: MO-HOS

Opponent:: Peil

Comments:
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10/25/98 17:46:13

Name: Outlaw

Opponent:: Wallace

Comments:
SR: CIncinnati D

10/25/98 16:05:49

Name: wallace

Opponent:: outlaw

Comments:
FLane replace TGlenn in my lineup

10/25/98 15:24:09

Name: Talbot

Opponent:: JK

Comments:
SR: Michael Husted K, TB

10/25/98 13:24:13

Name: jk

Opponent:: talbot

Comments:
DET QBS, SANDERS RB, GEORGE RB, BROOKS R, RISON R, SHARPE R, SF D, ANDERSON K.

10/25/98 04:18:36

Name: Mos/Hale

Opponent:: Peil

Comments:
Starters: MINN QB, SMITH RB, BENNET RB, VARDELL RB, FREEMAN R, ALEXANDER R, SEATTLE D, PETERSON K

10/24/98 15:44:27

Name: AB

Opponent:: Calvin

Comments:
Here's my line-up vs. Calvin's most-storied franchise: QB = Denver, K = Kasay, CAR, D/ST = Tennessee (SR this week), RB/Rec = Bettis, PIT, Edwards, NE, Scott, CIN, Jett, OAK, Alstott, TB

10/23/98 23:44:47

Name: jackson

Opponent:: barry

Comments:
LINEUP: Buff QB - DelGreco K - Miami DEF - FTaylor RB - WDunn RB - JRice R - RMoss R - JMorton R

10/23/98 17:18:32

Name: cz

Opponent:: stroupe

Comments:
My lineup: jac qb,hansen,ne def, gallway,jabbar,j.smith,s.jefferson,a.lee

10/23/98 15:42:16

Name: Best

Opponent:: BUD

Comments:
Green Bay QB, B ASmith,B JAvery, R BEmanuel,R KJohnson,R CPickens,K Stoyo, MIN D

10/23/98 15:26:53

Name: peil the great

Opponent:: Mos/Hale

Comments:
Line-up Oak QB, DEF DEN, Elam K Den, TBrown WR Oak, McCardell WR Jax, IBruce WR STL, JJStokes WR SF, LSmith RB NO.....

10/23/98 15:04:48

Name: wallace

Opponent:: outlaw

Comments:
my lineup...Mia Q, AReed, TDavis, RSmith, NKaufman, TGlenn, Ritchey, GB D.

10/23/98 14:38:48

Name: stroupe

Comments:
Here's my lineup ... ten qb, dillon, carter, engram, chrebet, anderson k minn, walls, det d

10/23/98 14:26:35

Name: BUD

Opponent:: BEST

Comments:
Lineup : Jets QBs, C. Martin, P. Holmes, T. Jervey, T. Martin, M. Muhammad, Vinatieri, KC D

10/22/98 22:34:14

Name: AB

Comments:
I'd like to special reserve Tennessee D/ST for this week

10/22/98 14:25:52

Name: wallace

Comments:
I'll SR Jervey B GB

10/22/98 14:09:55

Name: BUD

Comments:
That's interesting! The comment section doesn't appear to recognize the less-than greather-than brackets. I was referring to an ending slash A in these brackets.

10/22/98 14:02:44

Name: BUD

Comments:
This String.search error is getting annoying Tom. Not sure what it is although I did notice you are missing a after "1998 NFS schedule" in the html source.

10/22/98 13:52:21

Name: BUD

Comments:
SR M. Muhammad

10/22/98 13:40:38

Name: Stroupe

Comments:
SR Det D

10/22/98 11:37:19

Name: jk

Comments:
Sr Morten Anderson Atl K

10/22/98 04:02:22

Name: wallace

Comments:
i'll sr Ritchey SF K, Buff Q, Mia Q

10/21/98 20:20:18

Name: jackson

Comments:
bob...i'm here...i started to offer you kordell-rice-dunn for terrell & a reed but now that you've insulted me i rescind the offer that i didnt make to you. why am i being flamed here anyway? since im in your division - i didnt think you trade with me any ay.

10/21/98 14:13:08

Name: wallace

Comments:
WOW...the total of my offers is one nut and one TD...I'm flattered...the generousity of this league just chokes me up sometimes...I'll have to think on that and get back to you fellas...I'm really waiting for Calvin to offer Johnny Morton for Terrell. Wh re are you, Calvin?

10/19/98 17:51:56

Name: BUD

Opponent:: Wallace

Comments:
I've got another offer for you Bob. I'll trade you my team for your team if you let me keep the Jets QBs.

10/19/98 17:43:43

Name: BUD

Opponent:: Wallace

Comments:
Oh! Have I got dandy offer for you BOB! You can have my top notch receiving core for Davis. They are my #3, #4 and #5 draft picks M. Irvin R. Moore and M. Jackson. They have collectively scored 1 TD between them. That was by Rob Moore. He scored the one w ek I benched him because he was listed as questionable.

10/19/98 03:39:21

Name: Mos/Hale

Opponent:: Wallace

Comments:
Hey Bob, how about the good nut for T. Davis? Think about it.

10/19/98 00:41:23

Name: wallace

Comments:
FIRE SALE...pathetic draft has lead to miserable season and lameo team. I'll help stack your team for the playoffs...I accept cash, next years' draft choices...players are ok, too. Reasonable offers are being considered for Terrell Davis...

10/18/98 16:09:27

Name: Stroupe

Your Score:: Peil

Comments:
Lineup: Ten Qbs, Dillon, Garner, Carter, Chrebet, Walls, Anderson K Minn, Dal D

10/18/98 16:07:15

Name: wallace

Opponent:: AB

Comments:
Lineup...Buf Q, Glenn, CJohnson, LJohnson, AReed, IHilliard, Ritchey K, Tenn D

10/18/98 15:28:29

Name: wallace

Comments:
i'll sr buff q, tb q and dal q.

10/18/98 15:08:50

Name: Best

Opponent:: Outlaw

Comments:
I'm going to SR Richard Huntley B PIT in my third available SR spot. He won't start, I just want to keep him away from Outlaw.

10/18/98 12:45:22

Name: Best

Opponent:: Outlaw

Comments:
Outlaw, where are you? If you are in China, this isn't fair. It's Monday over there and you already know the results (Ha-Ha). ................... GB Q (12), Chmura (0), A Smith, K Johnson, C Pickens, B Emanuel, M Andersen (SR), Min D .....

10/17/98 23:53:55

Name: Mos/Hale

Opponent:: JacKoffs

Comments:
We'll Start R Freeman (14 Thank you very much), the SR'd Balt D, the SR'd K Stover, B R. Smith, QB Minn, R Fryar, B Warren, and B Faulk

10/17/98 19:35:23

Name: peil the great

Comments:
Wallace u dumb bed wetter I can SR 4 if I need... To stroupe my line up is Miami QB, Jax def, Mare K mia, K McCardell WR Jax, J.J. Stokes WR SF, Issac Bruce WR Stl, A. Murrell RB Arz, T Allen RB Wash..... Bud I had a better deal....

10/16/98 20:09:56

Name: cz

Opponent:: bud

Comments:
i am replacing thigpen from the lineup i gave bud. i am starting amp lee in his place.

10/16/98 19:58:16

Name: AB

Opponent:: Wallace

Comments:
Line-up for this week's match-up with Bob ... QB = Cincinnati, K = Kasay, CAR, D/ST = New York Giants, RB/Rec = Edwards, NE, Coates, NE, Scott, CIN, Alstott, TB, Owens, SF. Right now, the bus is parked due to a problem with one of his wheels.

10/16/98 13:05:39

Name: BUD

Opponent:: CZ

Comments:
Starting line-up for week 7 is Atlanta QBs, C. Martin, P. Holmes, T. Martin, M. Irvin, R. Moore, A. Vinatieri and I need to SR a defense. Not sure who is available so I'll SR using this order : 1) San Diego 2) Miami 3) NYG

10/16/98 02:58:59

Name: Best

Comments:
Peil can SR 3. The two you always get plus up to two more if you have that many off. We finalized his choice as MIA Q, JAX D and Mare K.

10/15/98 23:51:14

Name: Mos/Hale

Comments:
Just before game time, we have a correction. We will not start Vardell. We will only start Freeman tonight. We will announce the rest of the starters later.

10/15/98 22:04:35

Name: wallace

Comments:
Has peil's mind finally shit the bed? It was bound to happen, but at his tender old age?? Hey Peil, you can only SR 2 people. What's this list you got below with 2 different players (teams) at 3 different positions?

10/15/98 20:28:38

Name: peil the great6

Opponent:: sr's a bunch

Comments:
I need some help this week I would SR MIAMI QB or Buf QB,,, JAX DEF or NYJets DEF,,, Christie K buf or Mare K Miami

10/15/98 20:27:59

Name: jackson

Opponent:: talbot

Comments:
I am SRing Ernie Mills WR Dallas. I am starting Johnnie Morton tonite. Rest of the lineup later.

10/15/98 20:22:12

Name: peil the great

Comments:

10/15/98 20:02:03

Name: jk
Opponent:: The Sphincter boys His Score:: not without paying for it

Comments:
Our lineup is now NE qbs, norm pitt k, sf d, sanders det, raymont gb, brooks gb, lewis balt, george tenn. There comes a point in everymans life when he has to look himself in the mirror, and say to himself, "I'm getting old, i can't take the constant change, it was fun while it lasted, but i need some stability". We hope NE qbs are our answer. There comes a point in MoHos life when they should look in the mirror and say, "Boy, i am one ugly, skanky looking fudgepacker with no redeeming values, except for being fodder to the pre-eminent 5-1 brfl jk juggernaut." Woefully, no one in this league has stepped up to the slug boy challenge. However, through diligent research into each others deeper recesses (deep to them is 2 1/2 inches) Mos and Hale have earned the title of the sphincter boys. Is it mere coincidence that there are no TEs on their roster, or is it the fact that they have reserved that position for themselves? Next time Best puts out a nice append to some spying co-op leech, i think he should be locked (don't ask me for the keys though) in a closet with the sphincter boys. Anyone see Deliverence? Since the kinder, gentler non-cynical jones append worked so well against CZ (the senile old bastard called his lineup into bud, he doesn't even know what week he's in. Most likely he was looking at the 1987 schedule, back when he still had half a mind), I will come clean and admit the following: I never had sexual relations with that women, Monica Lewinsky. And we're all pretty damn sure Mos never had sexual relations with any women (no Mos, Hale dressing up in a mini skirt and beret doesn't count). Common sense says we're playing Minn qbs at home against the redskins, i.e. road kill, and should therefore keep a low profile. But sometimes one sees such a heinous crime one cannot keep quiet about it, one must speak the truth to the masses, in the hope that mankind can rid itself of such unmitigating abject evil. Mos's face is such a heinous crime. Let us all pray that the free world wakes up to this horror and stamps it out before it can spread. A sphincter boy with a sphincter face is not a good combo.

10/15/98 18:15:32

Name: MOS/Hale

Comments:
In addition to Freeman, we will start Vardell Thursday night.

10/15/98 17:13:17

Name: jk

Comments:
As much as we abhor dealing with low life scum, we have made a trade with Bud. Jets qbs and martin for NE qbs and dudley do little. Of course we will have to trade NE qbs away in about 3 weeks to keep are qb roulette going, anyone interested?

10/15/98 11:46:50

Name: cz

Opponent:: Bud man

Comments:
My line for wk 7 (I thought I played you last wk) qb - jac,k - hanson, d- ne, wr- j.smith(jac),wr- calloway(nyg),rb-jabbar(mi),wr-thigpen(ten),wr-t.brown(ne)

10/15/98 10:38:36

Name: Best

Opponent:: Outlaw

Comments:
SR: Morten Anderson K ATL, Travis Jervey B GB

10/15/98 10:32:37

Name: MOsHale

Comments:
SR Baltimore D, SR Stover K Baltimore, Start Freeman on Thursday night

10/15/98 04:16:20

Name: wallace

Comments:
I'll sr Tenn D and Ritchey (sp?) the SF K.

10/14/98 15:40:00

Name: Best

Comments:
Chris Ennis...Thanks for stopping by. Looks like you got caught up in some of our "wolfing". A JK and Jackson fan? Pulling for the front runners... Let us know your link when you get set up. And if you have any pull with Curtis... Tell him to get a couple TDs this week!

10/14/98 13:54:39

Name: peil the great

Opponent:: bud

Comments:
I am interested will be home 847-0924 give me a call after 1:30 today. I am sure we can work out something...I see other offers but I have the best over talent..

10/14/98 13:09:38

Name: jk

Opponent:: The Mo Hos the bigger the party

Comments:
Hey MoHo, we have NEVER had a disgruntled orgy partner. Keep trying, maybe you'll get it right eventually.

10/14/98 00:56:04

Name: MOS-HALE

Comments:
Who the hell is Chris Ennis and who gave him permission to write on our website? I hold Jones/Klingman responsible for this fiasco and it's probably just another one of their disgruntled orgy partners. The next thing you know he'll be writing what a grea lover Klingman is and how Jones can pin his legs behind his ears and yell 'giddyup 'giddyup. You two will need more than a third to beat us (don't get excited Jones) this week because half your team is on the bench and we are well rested after giving Be t the game this week.

10/13/98 04:26:04

Name: jackson
Your Score:: 28 Opponent:: peil

His Score:: 23

Comments:
Score confirmation: CJ: 28 ATL D 9 Del Greco 6 FTaylor 13 DP: 23 OAK QB 6 Den D 1 Elam 3 McCardell 13

10/13/98 03:56:51

Name: jackson

Opponent:: BUD

Comments:
talk to me bud....morton is available I'll be offline until Thursday morning...so leave me a voicemail at 45677.

10/13/98 03:13:54

Name: Chris Ennis

My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Hello members of BRFL. I shared an office with Klingman last fall when I co-oped at IBM. I've been looking for this website for the longest time. Tonight as I was cleaning up some old e-mail I found the address. You guys have given it a makeover since last year. The site looks really good. Last y ar was my first year in fantasy football. Unfortunately, I used ESPN's fantasy service. Since we weren't satisfied with their service, I decided to learn Perl and write some code that would do the calculations for us (HSFL-Hillsborough Street Fantasy Le gue). We have created our own website too. We are still in the process of doing some major work to it. As soon as I feel it is presentable, I will post the address on this message board. I'm glad I finally found you guys. I really could have used some help when I was coming up with a set of rules. Good luck to JK and Jackson.

10/12/98 17:24:16

Name: BUD

Comments:
Anyone interested in trading a top-notch RB or WR for the NE QBs?????

10/12/98 15:09:12

Name: Best

Opponent:: Trade Offer

Comments:
For Sale: Chicago QBs Those of you with underperforming or injured QBs, Please consider trading with me for Chicago. The Bears are not that good of a team and frequently have to throw a lot to catch up. Also, it should be noted that the Bears have five more games versus divisional opponents. Teams with good offenses and poor secondaries. There should be plenty of shooto t and garbage time scores in those games. I'm interested in a solid starting second RB or WR. I will also be willing to package one of my rookie backs as well.

10/11/98 15:36:27

Name: Stroupe

Opponent:: Governor George

Comments:
SR Hall K/Jets (if he's not available - Carney SD) Lineup: Ten Qbs, Dillon, Garner, Chrebet, Harrions, B. Davis wr/dal, dal d, Hall

10/11/98 15:24:46

Name: peil the super

My Email: Email Me

Comments:
dis'n your elders is bad calvin I did't think that line dated the 5th was good I was possitive u would not start a player who was not playing.. But Tom said you were asked a sports question last week and did not know the answer I find this hard to beleive but at your age anything is possible......

10/11/98 15:00:52

Name: Talbot

Opponent:: Barry

Comments:
SR: Carolina D Lineup vs Adam Barry (called in Best Sunday 11 AM) SF QB R Watters E Smith N Means T Mathis M Westbrook R Cunningham Carolina D

10/11/98 14:50:17

Name: Wallace

Opponent:: Stoupe

Comments:
NYG QB, TGlenn, TDavis, RodSmith, IHilliard, NKaufman, Hollis, Balt D/ST

10/11/98 03:56:18

Name: jk
Week number:: 666 Opponent:: cz

His Score:: not without his viagra

Comments:
here's our lineup to put a whooping on the old gal from the 4 sisters division: Jets QB, SF D, norm pitt k, george tenn, sharpe den , martin atl, lewis balt, rison kc. This will be my lineup unless someone wants to make a 2 for 1 trade (hint, hint). I've decided i don't want my kids to grow up cynical, so i'm only going to say kind, supportive th ngs in the forum to that old senile drooling bastard. Hey, CZ, you could hardly tell you were wearing Depends at the draft, and with that pound and a half of shoe polish in your hair, you didn't look a day over 85. I hope you still have control of that r ctum of yours, cause your gonna need it when we blow your ass out 186-4. I'll always think of you as another ronald reagan, your both senile, and you like to make movies with chimps (yours are xxx, though). Don't cry too hard about how bad your team suc s, the increased humidity could cause a color leak.

10/11/98 02:40:19

Name: MOS/HALE

Opponent:: BEST

Comments:
Week 6 Lineup: STL QB, Seattle D, Peterson, Warren, Bennet, Faulk, Alexander, Fryar

10/11/98 02:16:06

Name: MOS/HALE

Comments:
Since we picked up STL QB, we will drop Blackwell Pitt

10/10/98 16:49:59

Name: OUTLAW

Comments:
Transacations: Add Irv Smith (TE SF), Drop OJ McDuffie (WR Miami); SR V. Brisby (WR NE); Kicker SR in order of preference depending availability: Jaeger (K Chi), Carney (K SD), Johnson (K Pitt), Ritchey (K SF) Week 6 Line-Up: Seattle QB's, Arizona Def, G. Hearst (RB SF), J. Anderson (RB Atl), E. McCaffrey (WR Den), I. Smith (TE SF), V. Brisby (WR NE), J. Jaeger (K Chi, SR as noted above) Note: If for some reason, I. Smith is not available, OJ McDuffie is not dropped and replaces Smith on Week 6 roster

10/10/98 07:08:57

Name: jackson

Opponent:: peil

Comments:
OK, Dickie P...you are beginning to sound like Dickie V with all the smak you been talking lately...I guess it's time for me to disrespect my elders!! Here's my lineup (minus 3 starters): ARIZ QB ADelGreco TEN K ATL DEF FTaylor JAX RB CWay NYG RB JRice SF WR EMoulds BUF WR DeSanders DAL WR

10/09/98 15:27:46

Name: AB

Opponent:: Talbot

Comments:
Here's my line-up for the match vs. Talbot ... QB = Denver, K = Kasay, CAR, D/ST = New York Giants, RB/Rec = Bettis, PIT, Edwards, NE, Coates, NE, Jett, OAK, Scott, CIN.

10/09/98 14:15:52

Name: peil the super

My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Hi Calvin here is my line up Oak QB, Den Def, Elam Den K, T.Brown Oak WR, K. McCardell Jax wr, J.J.Stokes SF WR, T.Allen Wash RB, L.Smith NO RB... It just kills me to have RB's but with injuries I have no choice....

10/09/98 12:50:00

Name: Czupryna

Comments:
Sr: Morton Andersen K ATL

10/09/98 12:33:21

Name: Best

Comments:
Note to Jackson..... Garner was claimed by Stroupe before your SR.

10/08/98 19:32:07

Name: jackson

Opponent:: SR

Comments:
I am SRing Charlie Garner RB PHI

10/08/98 17:10:05

Name: wallace

Opponent:: sr

Comments:
SR BALT D

10/08/98 15:43:13

Name: wallace

Opponent:: SR

Comments:
I'll SR Harvey Williams RB OAK

10/08/98 12:49:13

Name: best

Comments:
SR: Edgar Bennett B Chi

10/08/98 12:40:19

Name: Best

Opponent:: MoHa

Comments:
Sr: Oakland D/ST

10/08/98 08:28:58

Name: Jackson

Opponent:: SR

Comments:
I am SRing the following: - Chris Penn WR Chi - Eric Moulds WR Buf I am claiming ATL Def - Dropping MIA Def

10/07/98 20:45:34

Name: beatem up peil

My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Calvin, your next I plan on winning at least 5 more before I even think about another loss this will be another no brainer I am playing with a full roster but running backs are not to bad if you have good ones....I just can't get Allen to score td's he co es so close.. week 7 may be a close one I will due to over AFC WEST planning need a few sr's.. but thats next week..

10/05/98 02:54:46

Name: Jackson

Comments:
As called into Best: ARZ Q, Dunn, Way, Rice, Moss, Morton ** Kicker??? Atlanta D/ST

10/04/98 16:32:30

Name: Stroupe
Your Score:: with this lineup? Opponent:: Tommy boy

His Score:: a new brfl record

Comments:
I hope your lineup is as bad as your picks. Here's my lineup: Dal qb holmes, carter, harrison, walls, engram, Dal d, Anderson K BTW, Jones sucks.

10/04/98 16:14:29

Name: wallace

Comments:
i'll sr indy's k, whoever that is...if she's not available, i'll sr ariz's k...then nyj's k...my lineup is nyg qbs, the k above, and gbd...davis, smith, kaufman, lane, glenn

10/04/98 01:23:47

Name: Stroupe

Comments:
SR Dal Qb

10/03/98 22:14:13

Name: rpeil

Opponent:: cz no spell

Comments:
u old fart u can't even spell your opponent's name we been playing each other for 8 years and u can't spell my name PEIL. I and everyone else has trouble spelling yours that's y we all call you CZ, or old fart or dip shit. my line up is as follows qb Oak, Elam Den K, Den Def, T Brown Oak wr, J.J.Stokes SF wr, and get this 3(three RB's) they are T.Allen Wash RB, A.Murrell Arz RB, LSmith N.O. RB..... I should give u points but I'm not U R GOING DOWN.....

10/02/98 21:50:26

Name: best

Opponent:: stroupe

Comments:
SR: Lamar Thomas WR MIA

10/02/98 19:26:43

Name: Outlaw

Comments:
New default lineup: Seattle QB, K - R. Longwell (GB), Arizona Def., RB - G. Hearst (SF), J. Anderson (ATL), WR - H. Moore (DET), WR - E. McCaffrey (DEN), WR - D. Mayes (GB

10/02/98 17:43:51

Name: jk, dominator of the feebs
Your Score:: 2 should be enough Opponent:: Thud

His Score:: squat

Comments:
Det Qbs, Sanders det, martin atl, sharpe den, harris gb, brooks gb, sr k hall jets, sf d/st. JK vs. Bud, Has vs. Been. What's the difference between a possum and Bud? I feel sorry for the poor possum when I splatter it all over the road, especially when its not quite dead yet, lying in a pool of its own blood, wondering, 'I used to have an undefeated team, what happened? Where did it all go wrong?" The good news is you may get a late season tie with stroupe to finish up 0-13-1. I'm giving this acknowledging history thing a try, here it goes; in wk 1 you sucked, in wk 2 you sucked, in wk 3 you sucked, in wk 4 you sucked, and in wk 5 you will suck again. After I run your butt over and humiliate you, you will suck for many more weeks after that, My wife says your process sucks, my kids say your brfl team sucks, and i say you personally suck. I think that about takes care of past, present and future, any questions?

10/02/98 17:43:50

Name: jk, dominator of the feebs

Your Score:: 2 should be enough Opponent:: Thud

His Score:: squat

10/02/98 17:12:43

Name: AB

Opponent:: M-H

Comments:
Here's my line-up for the match-up with Mosakowski-Hale: QB = Denver, K = Kasay, CAR, D/ST = New York Giants, RB/Rec = Edwards, NE, Coates, NE, Alstott, TB, Jett, OAK, Owens, SF. I think another trip will be necessary! Oh, hey J/K, yes, it was to Ambergris Caye. Stayed there and ventured into the jungle. Didn't find my team. Prayed in several Mayan temples. Didn't get a sign. Saw a couple U.S. DEA planes fly nearby. Didn't get any good stuff for the team. Maybe t ey'll show up and perform for pride and love of the game (yeah, right).

10/02/98 14:50:44

Name: Deitrich

Comments:
OK, I am NOT picking up Gary Brown as he was already claimed this week. Lineup is NE QBs, D. Staley, C. Martin, M. Irvin, R. Dudley, L. Shepard, Vinatieri, KC D/SP

10/02/98 14:26:13

Name: Deitrich

Comments:
I'm going to SR Gary Brown(RB, NYG).

10/02/98 12:42:22

Name: cz

Opponent:: Piel Man

Comments:
WHy the hell don't you just throw in the towel, give the treasurer the $6 and move along! What are you averaging.. 15 points a game ! And you have two victories! You should be ashamed of yourself. That poor excuse for a team of yours doesn't stand a snowb lls chance in hell against the GREAT CZ team. Your going nowhere with that bunch of cellar dwellars. OH! nice trade with Jackson. I have one for you: You give me Brown,Allen,Bruce and McCardell and I'll give you TIKI Barber. How's that? Oh, you'll have to slip me $50 also. I'll buy you a big friggin crying towel with the extra money! ADIOS , LOSER!!

10/01/98 22:22:37

Comments:
i am claiming Balt QBs & dropping stl qbs. I am special reserving ATL Def.

10/01/98 14:42:58

Name: jk rules

Comments:
sr mushin car r, and Jets kicker (Atl's k if jets not available). Best, i prefer not to picture you at 6am on any morning, basically you just plain fugly and visualizing you in any shape or form would only upset my gentle caring soul. You might want to let your kid to keep entering random data though, it the only way we'll be losing this year (until the playoffs, then we'll handle it on our own).

09/29/98 13:39:45

Name: Best

Comments:
Yeah, Yeah, yeah. Are you the new Gates? So I miss a point here or there or in your case one of your bench scores on a Monday night and I forget to blank him out on the spread sheet. Try to picture me at 6AM on Monday or Tuesday morning with my laptop, the box scores and a four year old hitting random keys saying "its my turn to do some stats". You'd grab the turnovers from the wrong column by mistake as well. But don't get me wrong...I appreciate the corrections.

09/29/98 13:14:39

Name: jk

Comments:
Best, I'll be helping my kids out with their math homework after work, maybe you should stop by. If you can't make it here are the basics: If SF D has 3 interceptions and 1 fumble recovery, how many turnovers do they have? First you draw 3 circles for the interceptions, then since this is addition, not subtraction, you make one more circle for the fumble. Then you count them all up, and you get 4, see wasn't that easy? I've got QB 6,Sanders 2, Lewis 15, k 7, SF D 4 = 34. Stroupe used b. davis, dal (did you see that 55 yd catch to the 1 yard line? or that 60 yd. freon dieon punt return?) not f.sanders, so he's got minn k 8 (see above example on how to add) carter 6, q 12, dal d 2, dillon 1 = 29. Maybe if you took your calculator off metric hex radian mode you might get answers a little closer to reality.

09/28/98 21:31:02

Name: R the King Peil

My Email: Email Me

Comments:
results from the peil vrs new bag boy wallace peil 41 oak qb 6, elam 8, den def 9, brown 0, bruce 0, mccardell 6, jjstokes 6, murrel 6,=41 bag boy nyg qb 6, hollis 9, gb def 1, smith 0, hillard 0, davis 7, kaufman 7, =24... I missed my

09/28/98 20:03:26

Name: Deitrich

Comments:
I guess it is safe for me to make a transaction in public. I'll claim P. Holmes and waive Zellars.

09/28/98 14:36:25

Name: Best
Your Score:: 85 Opponent:: AB

His Score:: 43 + Alstott

Comments:
How about we vote in the "right of first refusal" clause effective NOW! Oh well, at least I was lucky enough to SR and start Priest Holmes this week... Good luck Priest, on whichever bottom-feeder snaps you up (except when you play me).

09/28/98 01:05:15

Name: wallace

Comments:
As I'm out of commision this week, I'll make my Tuesday claim public...I'll claim Holmes RB Balt.

09/26/98 18:48:34

Name: jackson

Opponent:: bud

Comments:
Here is my lineup for week 4: QB - Stewart PIT RB - Taylor JAX Dunn TB WR - Rice SF Moss MIN Morton DET K - DelGreco TEN DEF- NewOrleans DEF

09/25/98 19:11:10

Name: rlpeil

My Email: Email Me

Comments:
I was looking over the schedule this week and I am going back to 4 WR's. Washington playing Denver that means that Wash may get 10yds on the ground so I am starting JJStokes WR San Fran instead of Terry Allen... By the way a fine of 2$ A WEEK and publ c humiliation is ok by me....

09/25/98 18:52:01

Name: rlpeil

My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Sense week 3 was a win with two running backs I'll try it again Mr. Wallace 2 running backs.. Oakland QBs, Elam Den K, Den Defense, Tim Brown Oak WR, Issac Bruce STL WR, Keennan McCardell Jax WR, Terry Allen Wash RB, Adrian Murrel ARZ RB... this should gi e me around 40+ points which is about 20 more than I'll need against Wallace...

09/25/98 17:59:35

Name: jk rules
Your Score:: enough to make clinton look like a choir boy Opponent:: syracuse mascot in training (round, orange, and about to be squashed to a pulp)

His Score:: Do animals count?

Comments:
Lineup: Balt QBs, Pitt K, SF D, Harris GB, George Tn, Sanders Det, Martin Atl, Lewis Balt. Well i guess the only thing worse than a SI cover as the kiss of death is a positive write up from Best, so it looks bad this week (not as bad as Stroupe's face, but bad). Our only hope, Stroupe will be so busy jerking off on anything orange and/or his Al Gore inflatable doll he might not even field a team. Tim 'I did not have sexual relations with that sheet cake' Stroupe realized he has the same physique as Monica these days, so he's going to the white house, where he's going to take it on the chin, just like his BRFL team. CZ, i thought you were a combo team also, OLD & UGLY. Mos finally puts some trash on the web, and he promptly goes down hard. Maybe its bad karma to trash people, why do you think we're 1-37 in the playoffs? Still, its better to have trashed and lost, then to have never trashed at all.

09/25/98 11:38:58

Name: cz

Comments:
S/R Jacsonville D

09/25/98 11:33:35

Name: cz
Week number:: four Opponent:: MOS/HALE

Comments:
Well,Well. The first of the two 'combo' teams to play. I hope you guys get together on one lineup and not whin after the trashing like the other 'combo' team usually does when they lose."GEE WHIZ,if he let me play my guy, we could have squeezed one out"! o pathetic! And another thing, don't think I didn't see you two gerbils holding hands under the table and giggling after every pick at the draft. OK now girls. All together. "Double your pleasure, double your fun... I'm going to crush you two like a grape (even with my badly depleted SR team)!

09/24/98 17:33:40

Name: Best

Comments:
SR: Priest Holmes RB BAL

09/24/98 15:29:49

Name: Bud Deitrich

Comments:
Special Reserve : Jeff Wilkins(K, Rams)

09/24/98 13:57:54

Name: JACKSON

Opponent:: Special Reserve

Comments:
SR Claim: New Orleans Defense

09/24/98 12:47:36

Name: jk
Your Score:: so much it hurts Opponent:: Evil incarnate

His Score:: left hand

Comments:
SR Balt QBs, stroupe will win nevermore. If they're already taken then KC QBs. As for wallace's whine fest:For late fees charge $2/week. If you make it too large and someone gets stuck with an $80 fine, they'll just walk away (except for Best who would sell his house in order to maintain his 'BRFL member in good standing' designatio ). BUT, i'd add that if you're not paid up you can't make trades, adds or SRs. When you non-paying scumbags with only 1 QB have a bye week and you can't SR a new one it should get your butts in gear.In addition, I strongly support public humiliation (duh) so i'd add if you're not paid up OR you paid by check OR you paid in non-prime number serial number bills OR you paid with sexual favors (MOS), then you should be forumly disparaged.

09/23/98 21:45:10

Name: Best

Comments:
Calvin: One additional Claim Add Robert Holcombe B STL Drop Jerald Moore

09/21/98 15:20:21

Name: Wallace
Your Score:: i didn't His Score:: he did

Comments:
I would like to submit a proposal for a procedural change with regards to league revenue collection. As all of you know, I collect $80 up front for 2 purposes...1) to protect against someone running from the league and not paying (and it has happened) 2) to save me time in collecting from everyone at season's end. It is far easier for me to write a check to reemburse than to collect! With that in mind, it should be known that there are 2 league owners that have NOT come up with their prepaid $80. Year fter year my generousity is stretched. Last year is was the 9th week before all league owners had paid. I have come up with 2 options and would appreciate owner input. OPTION 1...A $5 or $10 fine per week that dues remain unpaid. OPTION 2...public hum liation. We can have Best put their picture in a wanted poster on the main page. I prefer option 1 as it will generate more money for me when I win the superbowl. But, seeing as there a owners like J/K that never get any money, they would probably appr ciate option 2. Please vote and let me know how the league would like me to address this problem. Your treasurer.

09/20/98 17:06:44

Name: Outlaw

Comments:
Commissioner, As you know, I have been a steady franchise owner during my brief BRFL history and one who has seen the good fortune of having a BRFL championship team. Certainly my desire to be competitive and drive to invest the significant minutes of my life to this ame all speak to the true spirit of the game. This week I find myself facing a young opponent with some obvious potential to have a successful season, if not a BRFL champion. Unfortunately, while I myself have a respectful team, I find my team depleted rom injury and the NFL bye week syndrome. With that in mind, I formally accept the offer of a 20 point advantage prior to kickoff from my opponent, Moz-Hale (ref. his append earlier this week). Given that the league has clearly established the BRFL foru as a repository to official league business, I assume his append is satisfactory towards point tabulation for our Sunday game. I will adjust my scoring to reflect a 20-0 lead at the 1pm kickoff. Of course, this 20 points will not be reflected in league tracking for points scored by my team, but part of an "other" scoring category. Sincerely, Outlaw Moz, Thanks for your offer and pray I don't win with the gimpy team I have to field today - Seattle QB's, R. Longwell (K), Arizona Def, E. Rhett (RB), H. Moore (WR), E. McCaffrey (WR), OJ McDuffie (WR), D. Mayes (WR). Outlaw

09/20/98 00:41:34

Name: Talbot

Opponent:: CZ

Comments:
SR: Tampa QBs

09/18/98 18:32:26

Name: Jackson

Opponent:: Special Reserve

Comments:
I am SRing the STL defense (ATL is off).

09/18/98 18:30:45

Name: Jackson

Opponent:: Stroupe

Comments:
Week 3 vs STROUPE: QB - ARIZ vs Phil RB - JStewart vs Balt - WDunn vs Chi - CWay vs Dallas WR - RMoss vs Det - EKennison @ Buff K - DelGreco @ NE Def - STL @ Buff

09/18/98 15:02:33

Name: jk

Opponent:: ohio suckthighs fan

Comments:
lineup: jets qbs, norm pitt k, jax def on sr, sanders, george, hill, sharpe, brooks. I'm taking off to kick Stroupe's butt golfing (again), and after that its Walnut Creek to see the Village People, its part of my cultural diversity training, although I thought being at the BRFL draft would have been enough. After dominating our division we play against the 4 sisters division, the one who has a losing record against us, I can't think of any worse insult than that. They're all tied in that division, duh! Best should keep to picking things he knows about; his nose, his butt, and hopefully my car locks. AB, I went to Belize last year, where you going? The Ambergris Keys to do some deep sea diving? Makes sense, maybe you can find your team 200 ft down. I just hope you surface before your team does, or you'll be the first BRFL fatality. The good news is just before you run out of air you start hallucinating, which is the only way you'll ever get a BRFL victory over us. I found a place down there where you can get a great rental car; suzuki samarai, 90000+ miles, no a/c, no shocks, and a couple holes in the canopy to make sure you get you get to experience the country by its du t, but it was alot cheaper than Hertz, and you'll need to save some money to pay for all your BRFL loses.

09/18/98 12:47:57

Name: MOS-HALE

Comments:
Yo Outlaw, is this like golf, do I need to spot you 20? Also, Best, you got all your nice fancy home page stuff and all your meaningless stats (like Wallace winning two Superbowls) but you're missing the most important thing. The SPREADS!!! I would like o start seeing lines on the homepage. By the way, I gotta sure two team parlay for this week: MOS-HALE AND THE OVER!!!

09/17/98 13:40:23

Name: AB
Week number:: 3/4 Opponent:: Deitrich/Best

Comments:
Due to the impotence of my team in the early going, I have to leave the country for a week (Sept. 21-28) to find some performance-enhancing drugs for my players -- ones that the NFL drug testing program cannot detect. As a result, I'll announce my line-u s for week 3 (vs. Bud) and week 4 (vs. Tom) now. First, though, I need a kicker for week 3. My first choice for special reserve is G. Davis, OAK. If not available, my second choice is Christie, BUF. If not, my 3rd choice is Wilkins, STL. Line-up for week 3 ... QB = Denver, K = whoever I get in special reserve above, D/ST = NYG, RB/Rec = Bettis, PIT, Alstott, TB, Edwards, NE, Jett, OAK, Scott, CIN Line-up for week 4 ... QB = Denver, K = Kasay, CAR, D/ST = NYG, RB/Rec = Bettis, PIT, Alstott, TB, Owens, SF, Jett, OAK, Scott, CIN (I hope like hell none of these guys get hurt in week 3!) If my team does better while I vacation in Belize, I may just have to do that again (too bad that's so much more expensive than special reserve or drop/add). AB

09/17/98 12:49:07

Name: jk

Comments:
Special Reserve Jax Def if not available Buf Def

09/16/98 18:28:52

Name: MOS-HALE

Comments:
OHHH, Stop, the gossip and whining is killing me. Wallace telling Outlaw, "Don't cry Alan, you're still the best, he's just getting lucky with his defense, you'll kill him this week." Best telling Calvin,"Calvin, have you realized that guy has the highes winning percentage of all active BRFLers?" Jones telling Klingman,"..", I really can't think of what those two talk about when alone, can you? Hopefully, someone will beat us during the regular season someday, it's getting easy! We've just got to figure out how to win in the PLAYOFFS!! By the way Talbot, HAH,HAH,HAH!!! I new it was going to be a good season when Talbot put out the sliced Polish Kolbassi for the draft!!!

09/11/98 19:41:22

Name: rpeil

My Email: Email Me

Comments:
My default line up to heck with this two back crap... Oak QB -- Den Def -- Elam(Den) K -- Tim Brown(Oak) R -- Issac Bruce(STL) R -- Keenan McCardell(Jax) R -- J.J. Stokes(SF) R -- Terry Allen(Wash) B... This is my line up for week two vs Outlaw... SAME AS ABOVE.....

09/11/98 19:07:45

Name: cz

My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Default Lineup: Jacksonville QB,Galloway-SEA(WR)Jabbar(RB),S.SMITH(WR),Thigpen(WR),GAlloway-NYG(WR),Kicker(hansen),DEF(N.E)

09/11/98 17:52:57

Name: AB

Opponent:: J/K

Comments:
My line-up for the match-up vs. J/K in week 2 --- QB = Denver, K = Kasay, CAR, D/ST = New York Giants, RB/Rec = Bettis, PIT, Alstott, TB, Edwards, NE, Owens, SF, and Jett, OAK. AB

09/11/98 14:58:45

Name: jk rules
Your Score:: I swear I didn't know she was an intern His Score:: Not a chance

Comments:
wk 2 Lineup: Det QBs, norm pitt k, george rb tenn/hou/greensboro hurricanes, sanders det rb, martin atl wr, sharpe den te, brooks cheese wr, SF D. Default: same except rison not martin. Some amazing BRFL stats best hasn't mentioned yet: BRFL stats and the economy: Every year we've played the wrong QB, the dow has gone up and/or down! BRFL stats and the weather: When our kicker averages 9 pts a game, through 1 game, it has rained! BRFL stats and religion: I'll be damned if I ever say anyt ing nice about stroupe in this forum! religion 2: the karmic implications of anyone beating us is you will be reborn as a clueless fat geek with no life, little hair, high handicap, and only 1 qb team to choose from. Sounds like 80% of the BRFL! But this ime you'll be stuck with a 2400 modem so you can't download porn pics or football stats (you'd think by now someone would combine them on 1 sight to save best some time). BRFL stats and politics: whats the difference between best's prognostications and le insky? Nothing, they both SUCK. Hasta la vista AB, go buy a dehumidifier, the cellar can be a cold damp place and you're going to be down there a long, long time.

09/10/98 21:01:18

Name: CZ

Comments:
Is there any truth to the rumor that J/K has come up with another innovative idea in that they will be the 'first' team with three team owners ? JONES/KLINGMAN/LOCKSMITH ???? I won't rag on you anymore on this incident Jones..at least you shut the engine off (or did you run out of gas) HAAAAAAAAAAA OH! congrats on the 'crushing' of Piel Man Crushing of

09/09/98 22:33:16

Name: Outlaw

Comments:
Default lineup: Seattle QB's, Dorsey Levens (RB), Garrison Hearst (RB), Jamaal Anderson (RB), Herman Moore (WR), Ed McCaffery (WR), Longwell (K), Arizona Defense

09/09/98 05:16:00

Name: Commissioner
Week number:: Week 2 Opponent:: CLAIMS

Comments:
OK folks...here are this year's 1st claims. If you have any questions about the process, contact Tom, Bob, or me. Nothing has changed from last year about how we make our claims. 1)DEITRICH: ADD Duce Staley RB Phil DROP Robert Holcombe RB STL 2)J/K: ADD NY JETS QB DROP (Mia or Buff) - J/K please confirm 3)BEST: ADD MINN Def DROP CAROLINA Def 4)JACKSON: ADD Brian Still REC SD Eddie Kennison REC STL DROP Chris Fuamatu-Ma'afala RB PIT Courtney Hawkins REC PIT

09/08/98 18:25:29

Name: AB

Comments:
I guess I'll announce a default line-up, since I hadn't yet. If it was based on the week 1 performance, it wouldn't have any running backs and receivers, since mine were vestigial organs. QB = Denver, K = Kasay, CAR, D/ST = New York Giants, RB/Rec = Bet is, PIT, Alstott, TB, Coates, NE, Jett, OAK, and Owens, SF.

09/06/98 05:00:23

Name: Jackson

Opponent:: CZ

Comments:
WEEK 1 & Default Lineup: QB-PITT K-Del Greco DEF-WASH RB-WDunn JStewart REC-JRice RMoss JMorton

09/05/98 16:39:07

Name: MOS/HALE

Comments:
Default lineup and week 1 starting lineup: Robert Smith Min RB Faulk Indy RB Freeman GB WR Minn Min QB Seattle Defense/ST Pederson Seattle K Donn Bennett KC RB Irving Fryar Phil WR

09/05/98 15:25:21

Name: rpeil

My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Division 2 will be the epitomy of excellence the other divisions will also run each with one representative to the play offs the other 6 will go to the 4 division 2 teams.. figure that one out Calvin. We will all ave 51 pts per game so when we play each o her we tie the other division teams will take serious beating from us leaving division 2 with identical 8-0-6 records... So Jimmy the Greek SUCKS SUCKS....

09/05/98 15:12:35

Name: peil

My Email: Email Me

Comments:
my line up qb oak r brown oak r issac bruce stl r keenan Mccardell jax b allen wash b murrel arz k elam den def/sp den J/K will need at least 65 to beat me......

09/03/98 16:52:39

Name: jimmy the geek, sports prognosticator

Week number:: unbiased season preview

Comments:
For the betterment of all mankind here are my keen insights into this years draft: First off, there is a gaping hole with the departure of Ricker. Someone needs to step up and seize the mantel of SLUGBOY! Without a slugboy we're just a bunch of middle aged geeks pretending we have an athletic clue. But with a slugboy we become a cohesiv group bonded by the common belief in life, liberty and the pursuit of insults. So, anybody have secret fantasies of becoming a manager? Of eating the entire Pizza Inn buffet? Go for, the slugboy title is up for grabs. Division 1 wrap up (The sibling rivalry div.) The 4 owners of these teams are identical quadruplets, kidnapped by the government and separated at birth, then subjected to strange drug tests. The only clue they are related is that their BRFL rosters and records are indestinguisable, apparently the BRF chromosome was unaffected. The impact of these tests were permanent, however: 1 individual was subjected to hideous hair tinting and advance aging therapies. 2 were given obsessive compulsive causing drugs; 1 case manifested itself with a dependency on inane statistics, the other can't go longer than 12 hours without proposing a trade. The last individual suffered the cruelest fate of all,he was sent to Ohio. These teams a e too identical to make a prediction, only their mama (a genetically engineered pot belly pig) would care anyway. Division 2 (JK rules division) Jones, taking his cue from the NBA, staged his own personal lock out following the draft. He is joining Latrell Sprewell in a lawsuit against the BRFL for emotional damages. An award in the millions is expected, as incidents of choking in the BRFL are num rous. All teams in this division will finish with a 4-10 record, JK will win it on the 17th tie breaker (most owners per team, the only true skill statistic in fantasy football). Division 3 (encapholographically challenged div.) The only interesting thing that will happen in this division will be when Stroupe is subpoenaed midseason. It turns out that it was really HIS dress that had the presidential body fluids splattered all over it. Tim really needs to get a grip on things so his won't happen again. Stroupe thought he was servicing his country, but he was merely being used as the mouthpiece for political ambitions. I discovered this wad of info before it leaked out. Mos has several similar stained souvenirs from his days with Wallace, and has been trying to get the press interested in them, so far to no avail. Apparently 'geeks in love' doesn't have the same press impact as 'a president in the mouth is worth 2 in the bush'. That wraps it up, an entire draft summary without mentioning 1 draft pick, or for that matter a pertinent fact, ESPN eat your heart out. Draw blood.

09/03/98 13:12:42

Name: Best

Opponent:: Wallace

Comments:
This is a test post to check mirroring and timestamp.

09/03/98 05:21:56

Name: Jackson

Opponent:: CZ

Comments:
Come on people!! Where is everyone!! Yo CZ..good luck with JAX QBs...that's what they do - Jack you up!...didnt even get me 20 tds last year...and we should fine you for taking even one NE player...the curse of the Tuna be upon you! Just in case you had a y ideas...I'm gonna start things off right & special reserve Alvis Whitted of JAX - just because. I dont need him - but he beat out my son (Willie Jackson - who got cut). LATER!

Name: jk
Week number:: 15, going on 1?	Opponent:: goatlaw

Name: MOS/HALE
Week number:: 14	Opponent:: Stroupe

Name: AB
Week number:: 14	Opponent:: Peil the Great

Name: peil the great
Week number:: 14	Opponent:: adam the loser

Name: cz
Week number:: 14	Opponent:: DO or DIE Wallace

Name: peil the great
Week number:: 13	Your Score:: 50 so far
Opponent:: outlaw	His Score:: 7 ??????

Name: peil the great
Week number:: 12	Your Score:: 33
Opponent:: J/K	His Score:: 33

Name: peil the great
Week number:: 13	Opponent:: the outlaw

Name: MOS/HALE
Week number:: 11	Opponent:: Stroupe

Name: Stroupe
Opponent:: MoHa	His Score:: Hopefully, lower than mine.

Name: Bif and friends
Opponent:: Jonesy	His Score:: His decision

Name: peil the great
Week number:: 10	Opponent:: talbot

Name: peil the great
Your Score:: 34	Opponent:: best mos/hale

Name: jk
Opponent:: The Sphincter boys	His Score:: not without paying for it

Name: jackson
Your Score:: 28	Opponent:: peil
His Score:: 23

Name: jk
Week number:: 666	Opponent:: cz
His Score:: not without his viagra

Name: Stroupe
Your Score:: with this lineup?	Opponent:: Tommy boy
His Score:: a new brfl record

Name: jk, dominator of the feebs
Your Score:: 2 should be enough	Opponent:: Thud
His Score:: squat

Name: Best
Your Score:: 85	Opponent:: AB
His Score:: 43 + Alstott

Name: jk rules
Your Score:: enough to make clinton look like a choir boy	Opponent:: syracuse mascot in training (round, orange, and about to be squashed to a pulp)
His Score:: Do animals count?

Name: jk
Your Score:: so much it hurts	Opponent:: Evil incarnate
His Score:: left hand

Name: Wallace
Your Score:: i didn't	His Score:: he did

Name: AB
Week number:: 3/4	Opponent:: Deitrich/Best

Name: jk rules
Your Score:: I swear I didn't know she was an intern	His Score:: Not a chance

Name: Commissioner
Week number:: Week 2	Opponent:: CLAIMS