Sailor Moon (North American TV Version)
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Episode 32 "Bad Hair Day"
>> DARRIEN!
>> SHE'S DREAMING ABOUT
DARRIEN AGAIN.
SHE WON'T GET ANY SLEEP.
>> OUT OF MY FACE,
NEGAJERK!
TUXEDO MASK, I'LL SET YOU
FREE.
PROMISE...
>> WHAT ABOUT ME?
IT'LL BE A LONG NIGHT.
>> HEY, LOOK!
"SLICK CHICKS SALON".
>> FREE HAIRCUT!
>> NO WAY!
>> SERENA, CHECK IT OUT!
YOU CAN GET RID OF THOSE
MEATBALLS ON YOUR HEAD.
>> WHAT A COOL WAY TO OPEN.
I'M GOING FOR A TOTAL
MAKEOVER.
>> I'M SO MAD!
I HAVE TO BABYSIT AFTER
SCHOOL.
>> TOO BAD.
WE'LL GET MADE OVER AND LOOK
LIKE STARS.
>> SERENA, YOU GOING?
HELLO, EARTH TO SERENA...
SHE'S SPACED.
WORSE THAN NORMAL.
>> YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
BE PATIENT.
SERENA'S TAKING TUXEDO
MASK'S DISAPPEARANCE HARD.
>> POOR GIRL.
>> AND SHE'S STOPPED
EATING!
THIS IS CRITICAL!
>> I KNOW!
SHE CAN HARDLY FUNCTION.
LAST NIGHT, SHE KEPT CALLING
FOR DARRIEN IN HER SLEEP.
>> WHAT A WIMP!
WHAT KIND OF PRINCESS SPACES
OUT WHEN WE NEED HER MOST?
>> GIVE HER A BREAK.
SOMEONE SHE CARED ABOUT IS
OUT OF HER LIFE.
SHE'S HEARTBROKEN.
IS THAT SO HARD TO
UNDERSTAND?
>> RAE, YOU NEVER USED TO
STAND UP FOR SERENA.
>> I DID!
>> HUH?
>> I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WERE
MUCH OF A LEADER, BUT I WAS
WRONG.
>> LUNA, YOU HAVE TO TALK
SOME SENSE INTO HER.
>> SHE'S NOT A TOASTER YOU
TAKE IN TO GET FIXED.
MAYBE YOU GIRLS CAN THINK OF
A WAY TO CHEER HER UP.
SHE NEEDS A DISTRACTION.
>> TIMES LIKE THIS, SOME
PEOPLE LIKE TO BE LEFT
ALONE.
SERENA'S NOT LIKE THAT.
MAYBE I CAN THINK OF
SOMETHING.
>> DON'T MAKE THAT FACE,
MEATBALLHEAD.
IT MIGHT GET STUCK.
>> DARRIEN, WHERE ARE YOU?
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D MISS
BEING CALLED MEATBALLHEAD.
HERE'S THAT SALON AD.
IF I CHOP THEM OFF, NO ONE
WILL CALL ME THAT AGAIN.
>> HEY, WHAT'S UP?
>> MINA, HOW'D YOU GET IN?
>> YOUR MOTHER.
SHE WAS GOING TO BUY YOU
SOME ICE CREAM.
I HAVE AN IDEA!
IT'S FUN!
COME ON!
>> YEAH?
>> IT'S MAKEOVER TIME.
LET'S DO SOMETHING COOL WITH
YOUR HAIR.
WE'LL GIVE YOU A NEW STYLE
AND YOU CAN PRETEND TO BE
SOMEONE DIFFERENT.
FROM A DIFFERENT TIME AND
PLACE!
SOUNDS GOOD.
THE BEST PART IS HAVING
SOMEONE PAMPER YOU AND MAKE
YOU FEEL SPECIAL.
>> MAYBE I SHOULD CHANGE MY
HAIR.
>> THERE YOU ARE,
MALACHITE.
>> YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?
>> TUXEDO MASK WILL SOON BE
UNDER MY CONTROL.
THEN I WANT TO TEST HIM.
DID YOU SET THE NEXT TRAP?
I WANT HIM TO GO, TO SEE
WHERE HIS LOYALTY LIES.
>> CONSIDER IT DONE.
>> SUCH CONFIDENCE,
CONSIDERING YOUR TRACK
RECORD.
TELL ME THIS NEW PLAN WILL
WORK.
>> IT WILL.
I'VE FOUND A WAY TO TRAP HER
BEFORE SHE BECOMES SAILOR
MOON.
>> REALLY?
>> THIS IS A PIECE OF HAIR
SHE LEFT BEHIND IN THE LAST
FIGHT.
WE'LL ANALYSE IT AND FIND
THE GIRL WHO MATCHES IT.
WE'LL MAKE HER TRANSFORM AND
GIVE UP THE CRYSTAL.
>> VERY WELL.
PROCEED.
>> THANK YOU.
>> WELCOME TO SLICK CHICKS!
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE DONE?
>> MY FRIEND WOULD LIKE A
TOTAL MAKEOVER.
>> SURE THING.
YOU'LL BE ALL NEW, STARTING
WITH LOSING THOSE POMPONS.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT SHORT
AND BRIGHT RED?
>> ME, A REDHEAD?
>> THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT
SERENA NEEDS NOW: TOTAL
DISTRACTION.
>> THERE.
I'LL GET YOU WHEN IT'S DONE.
NOW, SOME CONDITIONER.
NO MATCH!
WILL SAILOR MOON EVER COME
IN?
OKAY, WE'LL TAKE YOU NOW.
SORRY FOR THE WAIT.
>> I'M JUST WAITING FOR A
FRIEND.
>> WHY NOT TRY OUR HAIR
STEAMER?
IT'S WARM AND RELAXING AND
MAKES YOUR HAIR SILKY.
YOU'LL LOOK LIKE A STAR.
NOT THAT YOU NEED IT!
IT'S FREE!
THERE YOU ARE.
I'LL GET YOU WHEN IT'S DONE.
HMM...
FINALLY, A MATCH.
SO BLONDIE'S SAILOR MOON.
>> THAT HURTS!
DO YOU HAVE TO RUB SO HARD?
>> QUEEN BERYL WILL BE
THRILLED!
THE SILVER CRYSTAL WILL BE
MINE!
>> OW!
>> THIS WATER'S TOO HOT!
>> YOU'RE MINE, SAILOR
MOON.
YOU CAN'T HIDE ANYMORE!
>> OW!
LET GO!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> TRANSFORM!
I KNOW YOU'RE SAILOR MOON!
GIVE ME THE CRYSTAL!
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?
>> DON'T PLAY DUMB!
YOUR HAIR MATCHES SAILOR
MOON'S!
>> I SEE.
I MUST HAVE GOT SERENA'S
HAIR ON ME WHEN I BRUSHED
IT.
THIS SALON IS A NEGAVERSE
TRAP!
>> SO, YOU'RE STUBBORN?
THAT'S FINE WITH ME.
I CAN BE VERY CONVINCING.
>> SHE'S A NIGHTMARE!
>> MS. SCISSORHANDS THINKS
SHE'S GOT SAILOR MOON.
IS SHE IN FOR A SURPRISE!
THE REAL SAILOR MOON WILL
NOW STEP FORWARD!
MOON PRISM POWER!
LOOKING FOR ME?
YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SAILOR
MOON.
>> HOW CAN THIS BE?
>> I'M SAILOR MOON,
CHAMPION OF JUSTICE.
I RIGHT WRONGS AND TRIUMPH
OVER EVIL.
AND THAT'S YOU.
YOU HAVE THE WRONG GIRL.
DR'h THAT!
>> YOU DON'T IMPRESS ME!
I'LL SNIP YOU DOWN TO SIZE!
>> NOW I'M IN FOR IT.
>> HOW ABOUT THE QUICK DRY?
I'LL SET IT ON, REALLY HOT!
>> I HAVE TO HELP HER.
>> LET'S GET RID OF SOME OF
THOSE SPLIT ENDS!
TO THE ROOTS!
BANGS A LITTLE LONG, DON'T
YOU THINK?
>> TALK ABOUT A BAD HAIR
DAY!
YOU'RE IN FOR ONE, LADY!
NO ONE MESSES WITH SAILOR
MOON!
TELL QUEEN BERYL THAT.
MOON HEALING... OH!
MY WAND.
HUH, A ROSE?
TUXEDO MASK, IS THAT YOU?
YOU'RE BACK!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
YOU'RE HERE.
>> DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP.
>> HUH?
>> I'M HERE FOR THE
CRYSTAL.
AND THAT'S IT.
HAND IT OVER.
>> WHAT FOR?
>> DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.
I DIDN'T COME TO CHAT.
>> WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO
YOU?
>> COUGH UP THE CRYSTAL, OR
GET A BUZZ CUT!
>> GET HER!
QUEEN BERYL WANTS THAT
CRYSTAL!
>> THIS CAN'T BE!
>> TIME FOR A NEW DO!
>> HELP!
>> TUXEDO MASK'S WORKING
FOR THE NEGAVERSE!
SAILOR MOON'S IN FOR IT.
VENUS POWER!
>> HA, HA!
NEED A NEW LOOK, SAILOR
MOON?
HOW ABOUT THAT?
>> YOU'LL NEVER GET THAT
CRYSTAL, TOOLHEAD!
>> YOU DON'T HAVE A CHANCE!
HAND IT OVER!
>> NO!
>> NO MORE MRS. NICEGUY!
HA, HA!
>> READY FOR THAT BUZZCUT?
>>> DROP IT, NEGASLEAZE!
>> HUH?
>> MY FRIENDS!
>> MARS FIRE...
>> JUPITER THUNDER...
>> ... IGNITE!
>> ... CRASH!
>> MERCURY BUBBLES...
BLAST!
>> QUICK, USE YOUR WAND.
>> MOON HEALING REPARATION!
>> TUXEDO MASK!
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT NOW?
YOU'RE WITH US?
>> KEEP YOUR DISTANCE.
HE'S NOT OUR FRIEND.
HE'S BEEN BRAINWASHED BY THE
NEGAVERSE.
WHO KNOWS WHAT HE MIGHT DO?
THAT NEGAMONSTER WAS TAKING
ORDERS FROM HIM.
DON'T THINK FOR A MINUTE
HE'S WORKING FOR ANYONE BUT
QUEEN BERYL.
>> VENUS IS RIGHT.
YOU'RE MY ENEMY, AND I WON'T
STOP UNTIL THAT CRYSTAL IS
MINE!
>> THIS CAN'T BE!
>> THEY REALLY DID A JOB OF
BRAINWASHING.
>> ENOUGH CHAT!
I WANT THAT CRYSTAL, AND
I'LL FIGHT YOU ALL TO GET
IT.
WHO'S FIRST?
>> TUXEDO MASK, REPORT BACK
TO ME NOW!
YOU'RE NOT READY TO FIGHT
ALL FIVE OF THEM.
>> YOU'RE LUCKY THIS TIME.
BUT I'LL BE BACK.
NEXT TIME IT WON'T BE SO
PRETTY.
AND I WON'T LEAVE WITHOUT
THAT CRYSTAL.
REMEMBER THAT!
SEE YOU!
NEGAFORCE, WHY DIDN'T YOU
SEND ME AS PRINCE DARRIEN?
I FEEL STRONGER THIS WAY.
>> BECAUSE THE SAILOR
SCOUTS LIKE TUXEDO MASK.
THEY'RE THROWN OFF GUARD
WHENEVER THEY SEE HIM.
USE IT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE.
>> I WANT YOU TO STEP UP
DARRIEN'S TRAINING,
MALACHITE.
MAKE HIM STRONGER.
>> AS YOU WISH, BUT I DON'T
SEE THE POINT.
>> ARE YOU JEALOUS?
WHEN WE FREE THE NEGAFORCE,
I'LL NEED SOMEONE BY MY
SIDE.
PRINCE DARRIEN WILL BE THAT
MAN.
>> GUESS EVERYTHING'S BACK
TO NORMAL AT SLICK CHICKS.
>> I'M STARVED.
WANT TO GET CHEESEBURGERS,
FRIES, AND TRIPLE FUDGE
SUNDAES?
>> THINGS ARE BACK TO
NORMAL WITH SERENA, TOO.
SHE MUST BE OVER TUXEDO
MASK.
>> NO WAY, BUT I HAVE A
PLAN TO GET HIM BACK.
WE'LL DE-BRAINWASH HIM.
>> THIS FROM SOMEONE WHO
CAN BARELY PROGRAM A V.C.R.
>> BUT I PREFER HAVING THE
FOOD-CRAZED SERENA BACK.
SHE HAD ME WORRIED.
>> RAE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
DO YOU MISS HIM?
>> I'LL BE FINE.
>> AS SOON AS WE FINISH DE-
BRAINWASHING TUXEDO MASK,
I'LL TELL THAT GUY OFF!
BUT IN THE MEANTIME, HOW
ABOUT THOSE FRIES?
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