C3-PO Captain Solo. This time you have gone too far! Oh... switch off! What are we going to do? Now don't you forget this! Why I should stick my neck out for you is beyond my capacity. With what we've been through, sometimes I am amazed we are in as good of condition as we are. Please don't deactivate me?! It's against my programming to impersonate a deity. How rude! Help! I think I'm melting! This is all your fault. R2, you know better than to trust a strange computer! We're doomed. Do take good care of yourself. Sir, if you'll not be needing me, I'll be shutting down. Sometimes I just don't understand human behavior. I am C3-PO, human cyborg relations. We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life. That malfunctioning little twirp. This is all his fault.

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