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March 7, 2000
First Trimester
Pregnant with our third child and experiencing
morning sickness, I was resting on the living-room
couch. Workmen were doing some minor repairs in the
house. As one walked by, I explained, "Don't mind
me. I'm in my first trimester."
"Oh," he said. "What's your major?"