While on maternity leave, a woman from our office brought
in her new bundle of joy. She also had her seven-year-
old son with her. Everyone gathered around the baby, and
the little boy asked, "Mommy, can I have some money to
buy a soda?"
"What do you say?" she asked.
Respectfully, the boy replied, "You're thin and
beautiful."
The woman reached in her purse and gave her son the
money.