December 20, 2000
A Great Christmas Gift
"Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas,"
little Joshua said to his uncle the first time he saw
him after the holidays. "It's the best Christmas
present I ever got."
"That's great," said his uncle. "Do you know how to
play it?"
"Oh, I don't play it," the little fellow said. "My mom
gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day
and my dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it
at night."
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