West Virginia Hunters
A couple of guys from West Virginia are out in the
woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground. He
doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back
in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and
calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "Bubba is dead!
What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm voice says, "Just take it easy.
I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.".
Silence. Then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes
back on the line. he says, "OK, now what?"
| previous chuckle | home | next chuckle |