April 18, 1998
Warning Signs That You Need a New Life
- Your job requires you to wear a paper hat.
- You consider professional wrestling a sport.
- You know all the words to the Brady Bunch theme.
- You don't buy National Enquirer at the checkout.... you subscribe.
- You get unnecessary haircuts, just to have someone run their fingers through your hair.
- You believe Oswald acted alone, except for the aliens behind the grassy knoll.
- The first four digits of your girl/boyfriend’s phone number are 1-900.
- You really DO read Playboy/Playgirl for the articles.
- You play the accordion.
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