April 20, 1998
Some Things to Think About
- Is it illegal to run into a crowded fire and yell "Theater!?"
- Does a blind tourist use a sightseeing eye dog?
- Is it possible that "Memorex" is the name of an all-mime band, and that those tapes aren't blank after all?
- Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
- If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
- If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
- When sign makers go on strike, how do they get their signs?
- If you yelled at your plants instead of talking to them, would they still grow, but just be troubled and insecure?
- If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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