August 22, 1998
Only in America
- Only in America, can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...
- Only in America, are there handicapped parking places in front of a skating rink...
- Only in America, do people order double cheeseburgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...
- Only in America, do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters ...
- Only in America, do we store useless things and junk in boxes in the garage and leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway...
- Only in America, do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...
- Only in America, do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...
- Only in America, do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "ticks" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...
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