September 13, 1998
Questions, Questions

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CHILD: "Mommy, where do babies come from?
MOMMY: "The stork, dear."
CHILD: "Mommy, who keeps bad people from robbing our house?"
MOMMY: "The police, dear."
CHILD: "Mommy, if our house was on fire, who would save us?"
MOMMY: "The fire department, dear."
CHILD: "Mommy, where does our food come from?"
MOMMY: "Farmers, dear."
CHILD: "Mommy?"
MOMMY: "Yes, dear?"
CHILD: "What do we need Daddy for?"

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