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HOWDY! Welcome to our tech n' tabaccy page
This page is dedicated to Nate Owens, one helluva nice guy, artist, and a brand new bud whom I've met only in this big, wide, wonderful cyberworld. Nate hails from Florida ("Western" Florida I imagine judging from his cool Western art) and says he's been doin' Leanin' Tree art for 17 years. Look on your fridge and you might find a magnet boasting a sample of his art. I did...and I did (heh, heh.) If your refrigerator door is naked, well...what can I say? Go out and buy something country to slap up there!
I begged, groveled, sniveled, and whined until this poor man had no choice but to comply with my self-demeaning request to "draw me something, please, please, please" so I could share it with all of you out there.
How Nate knew exactly what I look like while at home working on my computer, I'll never know, but his psychic powers must be the talk of the town because the graphic he sent (below) captured me to a tee.
Thanks, Nate!
You made this Idaho "tater" dance with joy.
Technology for the Idaho country folk:
(Author Unknown)
LOG ON: Makin' a wood stove hotter
LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood
MONITOR: Keepin' an eye on the woodstove
DOWNLOAD: Gettin' the farwood off the truk
MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin' the farwood
FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin' to carry too much farwood
RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood
HARD DRIVE: Gettin' home in the winter time
PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time
WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside
SCREEN: Whut to shut when it's blak fly season
BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do
CHIP: Munchies fer the TV
MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottum of dat bag
MODEM: Whacha did to the hay fields
DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife
LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps
KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys
SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs
MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn
MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn ruf
PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine
ENTER: Northerner talk fer, C'Mon in y'all
MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer thet rifle when yore wife asks
 Idyho's Royal Family
Ya'll Come Back When Ya Git ARound Tuit
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