165 * Rock 'N' Roll Cookbook

Pie And Mash:

1/2 lb of some weird old mincemeat Mashed potatoes Pie shell

Put meat into a pie shell with 2 dallops of mashed potatoes on top. Bake for 30 minutes at 400. Best eaten with your fingers.


173 * Rock 'N' Roll Cookbook

Burnt Weenie Sandwich:

1 Hebrew National weenie 2 pieces of bread Mustard

Take weenie, put it on a fork and burn it on the stove. Wrap bread around burnt weenie. Squirt some mustard on it and bite.


227 * Rock 'N' Roll Cookbook

Chocolava stump logs:

1 12-pack order of Pioneer Chichen Carry-out Logs 1 can Bosco chocolate sauce

Place room temperature sauce into bowl, then carefully dip chicken logs into sauce (chicken nuggets can be substituted in an emergency). Arrange on a plate in either Lincoln Log Cabin or smiley face shapes. Enjoy!

Specify free-range chicken and pesticide-free chocolate syrup.


233 * Rock 'N' Roll Cookbook

Iggy's Breakfast: (Any Stooge Can Make It)

Make a cup of black coffee. Take 1 croissant and put it in the toaster oven at 400 until brown. Remove the croissant (don't forget to turn off the toaster oven!) Dunk the croissant into the black coffee and SLURP!