Last Will & Testament of Flat Broke

I, Flat Broke of the State of Poverty, being of unsound financial status do
hereby make, publish & declare this to be my Will & Testament to wit:

Item 1. I leave to my childred namely viz; my sons, Gone Broke, Flat Broke Jr,
            Been Broke & Almost Broke, all my defts, both public and private
            to be shared equally.

Item 2. I leave to my daughters; Patience Broke, Never Broke & Going Broke
            the knowledge that I was always Broke and they will always be Broke.

Item 3. I leave to my beloved wife, Broken Hearted Broke, not one thing as
            I am Flat Broke.
 

Signed, Sealed, Published & Declared this 28 day of January A.B. One Thousand
 nine-hundred and ninety-seven.
 

Flat Broke seal.

Withness our hands and seal:

Nearly Broke
Positively Broke