DANTE THE INFERNO

title history
1/30/99- Present        EEW World Tag-Team Champion (w/ Pledgemaster)

the story
what can you say about a kid who brings his "flaming bike helmet of doom" to the ring with him? is it any surprise that he rode the little yellow bus to school?   (you know, the one you all called the "tart cart.") let's just say that this kid isn't all there. he's a few fries short of a happy meal.  get it?   however, don't underestimate the kid. i mean, he hasn't been the same since a his mom dropped him on his head as a kid (almost as hard as aries dropped him on his head at turkey brawl,) but he can still surprise you.  i mean, he won the tag-team title using his brains instead of his brawn.  then he even chose the pledgemaster, and we know that was a smart move.  oah, speaking of brawn, he sure has some.  who knows where it comes from, but his fans and associates dubbed it "retard power."   and power it is. he's been known to toss a two-hundred pound man clear across the ring.  still, it is obvious that there is much more to this kid then we know.   and i am sure that we are gonna have a blast finding it out!

a quote
"feel the wrath of the hell-mut!"