SERIAL HIPPIE

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the story
remember all those horror stories your parents (and other authority figures) used to tell you about the dangers of drugs? well, the serial hippie pretty much backs up their claims. he's done it all: marijuana, shrooms, acid, and all other goodies (some of which you've probably never heard of.) what exactly has it done to him? well, let's just say that it makes wrestling in extremely extreme wrestling the sanest of his actions! he suffers from hallucinations. when he talks he rambles incoherently, weaving strange (often frightening) tales. he also still wears clothes from the seventies, and purple shoes!? to be short, he is a walking/talking anti-drug poster. however, these years of boozing and using haven't exactly destroyed the hippie. he is still one hell of a wrestler. despite the fact that he has trouble pulling off the big wins, he still wows the crowds with high flying moves and daredevil action. "hippieconranas" and his "standing hippie-sault" are his specialties, although he often pulls out new death-defying moves to keep the crowd into the action. so, as long as the hippie can get a hold of his good friend "bud" you can be sure he'll be happy. and as long as the hippie is happy, you can be sure he'll provide the crowd with the high-impact action they crave.   (whether he wins, or not.)

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