JESUS

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HT.

WT. HOMETOWN AFFILIATION
5'10" 125 lbs. Mexico City, Mexico Espanos Locos
STYLE FINISHER THEME MUSIC
Brawler/Hardcord Deportation Device Puya's "Oasis"

title history
10/28/97- 3/20/98        EEW World Heavyweight Champion

the story
jesus (that is pronounced <jezoos>) was the first ever extremely extreme wrestling world heavyweight champion, and is a legend in his own right.  one of the charter members of the federation, he has constantly competed against the toughest of opponents, including the hellraisers, the pledgemaster, asmodeus, and others.  an immigrant from mexico city, jesus joined wrestling with his tag-team partner rico-suave for two reasons.  to begin with, it seemed like a good source of cash. (you know, stealing hubcaps isn't always as lucrative as one would think.)  secondly, he needed a green-card,  and chairman hartmann was the only legitimate person who would hire him. however, hire him he did, and it was one of the best moves he could make. not only is jesus one tough motherfucker, and one half of the most entertaining tandum in wrestling today, he is also one of the most popular and colorful characters to ever grace the eew ring.  a true showman, jesus takes what he learned on the streets of mexico city and uses them to great benefit in the ring.  we aren't talking about smoking, drinking and other debauchery either.  we mean street-smarts, a tolerence for pain, quick thinking, and overall the ability to use anything he can find to beat his opponents senseless. you can be sure that as long as there are taco-bells, and as long as he isn't deported, jesus will be a mainstay in extremely extreme wrestling.

a quote
"i am going to rip your face off, ... and throw it into the dirt."

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