JESUS
HT. |
WT. | HOMETOWN | AFFILIATION |
5'10" | 125 lbs. | Mexico City, Mexico | Espanos Locos |
STYLE | FINISHER | THEME MUSIC |
Brawler/Hardcord | Deportation Device | Puya's "Oasis" |
title history
10/28/97- 3/20/98 EEW World Heavyweight
Champion
the story
jesus (that is pronounced <jezoos>) was the first ever extremely extreme
wrestling world heavyweight champion, and is a legend in his own right. one of the
charter members of the federation, he has constantly competed against the toughest of
opponents, including the hellraisers, the pledgemaster, asmodeus, and others. an
immigrant from mexico city, jesus joined wrestling with his tag-team partner rico-suave
for two reasons. to begin with, it seemed like a good source of cash. (you know,
stealing hubcaps isn't always as lucrative as one would think.) secondly, he needed
a green-card, and chairman hartmann was the only legitimate person who would hire
him. however, hire him he did, and it was one of the best moves he could make. not only is
jesus one tough motherfucker, and one half of the most entertaining tandum in wrestling
today, he is also one of the most popular and colorful characters to ever grace the eew
ring. a true showman, jesus takes what he learned on the streets of mexico city and
uses them to great benefit in the ring. we aren't talking about smoking, drinking
and other debauchery either. we mean street-smarts, a tolerence for pain, quick
thinking, and overall the ability to use anything he can find to beat his opponents
senseless. you can be sure that as long as there are taco-bells, and as long as he isn't
deported, jesus will be a mainstay in extremely extreme wrestling.
a quote
"i am going to rip your face off, ... and throw it into the dirt."