STRETCH NUTSTRONG

title history
12/20/98- Present        EEW Television Champion

the story
this youngster is one of the most electrifying, and popular wrestlers in extremely extreme wrestling. since his first match, when he demolished paht chris (and forced him into retirement) with his trademark "nutsplash," the kid has been a crowd favorite. seems the retards that come to the shows just can't get enough of this guy.   he was born with that something, .. charisma, for lack of a better word.  that intangiable quality that just makes people want to follow you around, you know? not many people have it, but for some reason, (unbeknownst to this bio writer) stretch does. maybe that is how he get ares, and the groovy guru to turn on matt lazarus and join his stretch world order.  maybe that is why they follow him around like two lost puppies.   either way, it is a good thing for stretch, who benefits from having two lackeys around. i mean, he won a title in his third appearance, due to their interference. and he has only gotten better, beating top contenders and dismantling all his opponents.   whatever this kid has, it's working for him, and it might just work him to the top.

a quote
"you better recognize"